Well, here you go folks! The thrilling conclusion!

The morning dawned bright and early, and everyone woke up from the various places where they had hidden from the evil counselor person, coming out from under the beds, down from rafters in the ceiling, out of cupboards and, in Mika's case, out from under a blanket, which had caused the counselor no end of confusion ("Oh no! I thought I saw someone there, but it's only a blanket! I guess I'll ignore it and go look elsewhere!") And then they met up in the cabins to discuss their escape strategy.

"All right, have the perimeters been secured?" asked Sasuke.

"Sir yes sir!" said Kiba saluting.

"Oh? And just how secure are they private?" he snapped. "Drop and give me twenty!"

"Oh don't worry, i made sure she'll never find us." said Neji lazily. Meanwhile outside...

The counselor looked at the door. There was a sign on it that said "There's no one in here!"

"Well, they can't possibly be in here! Oh children, where are you?" she skipped off.

"Right then. We must discuss how to get out of here!" snapped Sasuke. "It must be a bold and daring plan! Some of you may not get out alive! But remember, we never leave a man behind!"

"Ah, some might say those two statements are mutually exclusive." volunteered Gaara.

"Shut up." snapped Sasuke. "Now, as I was saying, what we need to do, is get a distraction for the counselor and then sneak out the gates while she's not looking. Do i have any volunteers?" No one raised any hands. "Fine then. Lacking any volunteers, I am afraid that I will have to volunteer...Naruto."

"What? I'm not volunteering! Believe it!" snapped Naruto.

"Do you want to be a hokage?" asked Sasuke.

"Yes." said Naruto

"Do you want to surpass me?" he asked.

"Yes!"

Do you want to impress Hinata?"

"Yes yes yes! Believe it!"

"Then get out there and be the best distraction you can be!"

"Yes! I will be the best distraction ever! Super fox hokage away! BELIEVE IT!" yelled Naruto running out the door. They heard him yelling. "Hey counselor person! I bet you can't get me to do an activity!"

"YOU WILL MAKE LANYARDS OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL!"

"Well, poor Naruto, we hardly knew him, now let's get going." said Sasuke, going out the door once the sounds of running had gone off in the other direction. They all headed down towards the gates, which were bedecked with smiley faces and, this is the important part, unlocked.

"Why bother with attack dogs and alarms when they leave the front gate wide open?" wondered Gaara. But before that plot messing up question could be answered, a blatant distraction arrived!

"Help me the scary counselor person is too fast!" yelled Naruto running past. "Help me Hinata!" he hid behind her.

"Ahah! There you all are! Now, you will all come with me and do activities! Activities are the law! Especially that annoyed loud blond one!" she said reaching for the cowering Naruto.

"Get away from my man you filthy harpy!" screamed Hinata smacking her over the head with a kunai. The counselor fell over.

"Ooh, look at the pretty stars." she muttered.

"Wow Hinata, that was unexpectedly heroic and very scary." said Sakura edging away.

"Alright Hinata! You beat the scary evil counselor monster! Yeah! Now let's go celebrate with ramen! Believe it!" yelled Naruto.

"There's no ramen here." said Mika. Naruto fell to his knees.

"NOOOOOOOO! WHY MUST YOU BE SO CRUEL WORLD?" he yelled.

"Oh, I have plenty of ramen. I stole it from the other campers that were here." said a mysterious voice.

"Damn it, not another mystery person who got here through strange circumstances! Doesn't anyone realize how impractical this is?" yelled Ino.

"What, you think I snuck onto the bus with you people? Yeesh, do you think i could sneak onto a bus full of highly trained ninja and not be noticed for the two hours it takes you to get here? That would just be silly. I was already here. I am the hermit of camp whatsit with the long name. I was tragically abandoned here long ago when the counselor ate all the rest of my group!"

"What? That's horrible! Really?" asked Sakura.

"No. Actually I slept late and missed the bus taking us out of here." she said. "Can I come with you?"

"Now hang on a minute, we don't even know you..." protested Neji.

"Sure you do. Or at least, Mika does." she said.

"WHAT?!"

"Oh yeah, I do, didn't I mention that?" asked Mika innocently. "So, what have you been doing lately?"

"Oh mostly stealing snacks from people and getting attacked by bad music. Still setting things on fire?"

"Of course!"

"So, I can come with you guys and get out of here right?"

"Wouldn't dream of leaving you behind." said Mika before Neji could protest again.

"Great then. We'd better hurry because the counselor is waking up..." But it was too late. The counselor leaped up, and pressed a button on a large remote control. The gates slammed shut.

"Bwahahaha! Now you are trapped here forever, to do activities! You will have to," but she was cut off by a large grapnel smacking her on the head and knocking her out again, and then people started climbing over the walls.

"Hey look, it's Kakashi and Gai sensei! Believe it!" yelled Naruto.

"Gai sensei!" screamed Lee tears pouring down his cheeks.

"Lee!" yelled Gai sensei. They struck a pose against the randomly appearing sunset ocean backdrop.

"So you finally came to rescue us?" asked Neji, dodging a ballistic rainbow, as Sasuke got drenched by a wave.

"No, your week at camp was up. Any longer and we would have had to pay extra." said Kakashi. "And that would mean less money for me to buy my umm, special novels with, so we came right away."

"Alright, that explains you, but what are they doing here?" asked Naji pointing to Orochimaru and the Akatsuki.

"I came to get Kabuto." said Orochimaru. "I hope you appreciate this by the way, you interrupted our slumber party! We were just painting our nails all pretty and purple see?" he said holding out a hand. "Itachi lent me the nail polish."

"And I'm just here as an obligatory appearance to appease my fangirls." said Itachi. "because we all know I'm so much prettier than Sasuke."

"You have insulted my prettiness! You die now!" said Sasuke whipping out a kunai.

"Oh stop it already." moaned Sakura plucking it from his grasp.

"Awww." muttered Sasuke.

"So then, can we get out of here?" before the counselor wakes up?" asked Mika.

"Yes! We'll fly away on my magical turtle!" yelled Gai. "Get on Lee!"

"Yes Gai sensei!"

"Ummm, yeah, the rest of us will just take the bus." muttered Kakashi shooing them towards the bus. And they all got on, and thus ended the worst week at camp ever so that the author can be lazy and not have to write long chapters anymore. Umm, I mean, for your reading pleasure I have concluded it. Or something. All good things must come to an end? runs away before people can throw tomatoes. go read some of my other fics now! Shoo!