Alright guys and girls I'm incredibly sorry for not updating the story recently and I'm glad you've all stood by it so far. Thanks for taking the time to leave me such lovely reviews and I guess I should shut up stop typing and stop rambling so you guys can carry on with the story so without further ado:
Wait sorry alrights to Nomi I'm pretty sure go to the incredible author: esdiferente seeing as that's how I first stumbled upon it.
Chapter 11
The day had been incredibly exhausting for Naomily just thinking about it gave her a bloody headache. Her morning had probably
been the most eventful, embarrassing, humiliating, awkward experience of her life. The worst part hadn't been that she'd had to
explain the situation but who she'd had to explain it to and how they'd taken it. Yes you read correctly they. Remember how right
before Emily had asked her the only question Naomi had never wanted to be asked she'd mentioned something about Ems
dragging Katie into the bathroom after she'd thrown up because she was completely off her tits well apparently Katie wasn't
completely off her tits and had soon echoed her younger sisters question.
"Nomi know now it might just be that I've taken way too munch much fuckin tequila and this is some crazy fookin dream, or as
Ems has juice just asked what is that a cock?"
Leave it to Katie to be subtle you can always count on her to be so understanding in strange situations.
"Yes, Katie, Ems it's it's a well I mean I think you know what it is; this is incredibly uncomfortable enough for me as it is. And Ems
before you start I didn't tell you or anyone else for that matter as I didn't want you to think of me as a freak plus I've already got
enough problems without growing a cock for two weeks instead of going through my period."
"Naomi Campbell how dare you, how could you think that I'd ever treat you differently shit I mean I'm a bit surprised but you're my
best friend I love you and nothing could change that not this or anything else, but I'm hurt you'd think so low of me as to not want
anything to do with you not to mention that this could have helped when I was looking for donors for Lily. Though I admit that
having to Naomi's in my life might get a little taxing (who am I kidding can you imagine that having a child with the person that I've
secretly been in love with for years).
"So you're not mad then, not going to run for the hills?"
"Look Nomi if Ems isn't I think I might either like I said before this is a completely crazy fucking MDMA or tequila induced dream or
shit just hit the fan and it sure as hell doesn't smell like roses; but if I know Ems she won't run and I'm Katie fucking Fitch so I
don't run from anything and we both love you you crazy lezzzzzer now come bring it in for a Finch Fitch hug you too Ems but Nomi
put some clothes on first then tell us everything."
That was how I Naomi Campbell (fucking Gina I still can't believe what the fuck she named me I'll probably hold it against her for
the rest of my life even though I love mum) spent the morning telling both the Fitch twins all about my not so little secret.
As for the rest of my shit day well I'd had to go into work late do to the lovely chat I'd had in the morning then had to put up with
Eff's shit eating grin in the office I swear she must've had a dream months ago telling her what was going to happen Jesus I just
hope Luke comes out a bit more like Fredds I don't need two pairs of eyes looking right through me seeing what the hell is going
to happen to me before I know myself. On top of putting up with Eff that just managed to add little references to my buddy
whenever she could throught the day; I'd had to go and defend this complete moron in court claiming he hadn't attempted to rob
a store asking for fuking frutellars like K from Anuvahood when they'd caught the moron on tape. As for the rest of my day I'd
ended up playing with Lily in the park being the first person to teach her how to ride a bike and learning that her favorite color
was red because it reminded her of her mommy. It was great I don't think I'd ever been more proud or happy in that moment
when I'd let go without her knowing and she'd laughed saying Nomi Nomi look look I'm riding a bike. It was great until I made the
smart choice of agreeing to play soccer with her and getting a ball straight to the package, lucky for me Ems had just arrived with
a first aid kit (hey you never know with kids right) that luckily had in ice pack. That led to Lily crying thinking she'd mortally
wounded me and us having to comfort her and once again me having to explaining my situation (I didn't get into specifics and
lucky for me she didn't ask too much). So there went my day from shit, more shit, to finally a bit of happiness to even more shit.
And here I am laying in my bed thinking everything over when something finally clicks with me and all I can think is that I'm the
biggest fucking tosser for not noticing sooner.
Alright ladies and gentleman I'm going to end things here but what do you think Nomi noticed? Feel free to PM me or leave a review.