A/N: This was for IvyLatimer24 because she asked for Zane.I'm so sorry I haven't been updating. There's a problem with my internet. I wrote this at a friend's house.
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
This stuff is just a load of... Well, I am in good shape around here.
With some authors... Aaarrrggghhhh!
Let me just give ya'll a little pep talk.
I DO NOt, and I'll repeat, I DO NOT cheat on Rikki.
Sophie, Bllaaa.
Seriously, why would I love that she-devil!
Ok, Maybe I kissed her at Will's diving competition.
But THAT was ONLY because I was so happy I would of eaten ants.
And when I kissed Miriam, that was because I was getting Rikki that stupid necklace!
So yeah...
Signed,
Zane