Naruto the Smash Brother.

Chapter 11: Doing the Wave (final part)! Naruto vs Bulletta! Battle on the Bridge!

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(Codec Transmission)

Colonel: Naruto, you look pale. What's going on?

Naruto: I'm staring in the face of death, and she has a red hood with a BFG.

Colonel: Oh, I can only assume that's Bulletta you're facing then?

Naruto: Unfortunately. And I need to get to the bridge before...Oh crap. Missile.

Explosion.

Colonel: Naruto, do you copy?

(mostly static)

Colonel: Naruto!?! NARUTOOOO!

Naruto: I'm fine! What the hell am I supposed to do against her?

Colonel: Stall for time in order to get something. None of our operatives can get to your location right now, so you're on your own.

Naruto: Great.

(End Transmission)

Yeah, Naruto's been using the trees as cover from the gun-toting huntress.

"Come on out, Kyuubi!" she yelled. "I know you survived that blast!"

'Do I LOOK like a two-ton fox to her?!?' he thought. 'She's as biased as the villagers, except with guns and could possibly kill innocent people.'

"WELL, SHE IS PISSED AT YOU FOR THE INCIDENT WITH TALBAIN." Rao said, matter-of-factually.

'Now's not the time to go to memory lane. Right now, I need to get to the bridge without it being destroyed by missiles!'

"WHY NOT USE AN ASSIST TROPHY?"

Naruto blinked. 'There's no Assist Trophy that could withstand heavy fire...except maybe Resetti, but he's useless, anyways.'

"THEN YOU'RE SCREWED, KIT. UNLESS GOD WANTS YOU TO LIVE, SHE'S GOING TO GET THE SHRAPNEL TO PIERCE YOUR HEART AND WE'LL BOTH DIE WHILE YOUR HEAD IS A TROPHY MOUNT."

'Oh, THAT'S refreshing!' A missile blast had blown up near him, sending shards of bark flying. 'I'll talk to you later. Right now, I've got a bridge to save.'

Naruto had ran through the forest eluding the missiles that came this way.

'If only God had a merciful bone in his body, he'd save my ass right now!'

"I'm not going to let you get away THAT easily," Bulletta yelled, scouter on her head.

However, there was a Cucco following the two, and it hit her in the head.

"What the hell was that?" she asked herself.

"What the hell was that?" Naruto asked himself, panting.

"LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN HIT HER IN THE HEAD...HARD," Rao said.

'Chicken...no. It's a Cucco!'

Sure enough, it was Clucky, the Cucco that followed the four Narutos.

'This ought to be good.' "Oh, Clucky..." Naruto said in the singing voice. "THIS WOMAN WORKS FOR THE KFC!"

Bulletta sweatdropped. "What kind of tactic was that!?!" she yelled. "You must be suicidal in order to rely on a CHICKEN for help!"

Suicidal move there, Ms. Hood. With a cock-a-doodle-doo, Clucky had turned Super Saiyan...er, Cucco. Whatever.

'Didn't see THAT coming,' she thought. She then noticed her scouter was beeping rapidly. 'Oh no...this chicken is giving off neutral energy to a demonic level! This must be some kind of Cocktrice! Must...not...look...in...wait. Where's the fox brat?!?'

Yup, Naruto had disappeared.

Nearby, two men in black cloaks with red clouds noticed the pulse and stared at this scene with mild curiosity.

"Deidara," the plant-man said. "What's your scouter say about that chicken's power level?"

Deidara was furious. "It's over 9000!!!" he yelled, breaking the scouter.

"WHAT, 9000!?! That's IMPOSSIBLE! Not even the Leader can go that high!"

(A/n: Let's move on before another meme grows out of control, shall we?)

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In the battlefield, Kakashi was facing off against Zabuza while Sasuke was up against Haku. Sakura, Sheena, and Mewtwo were guarding Tazuna.

Kakashi and Zabuza felt the power spike. They were immersed in their fight to notice the explosions, but the power spike made them think the worst.

'Is that Rao's power?' Kakashi thought. 'No, it's too pure. Something must be up, and Naruto's the cause of it.'

Zabuza was thinking along the same lines as well. 'Whatever it is, it's got ME shaking in my boots.' "Let's finish this right now, Kakashi!"

"For once, I agree with you."

Mewtwo felt the disturbance. 'That HAS to be Clucky,' he thought. 'Bulletta must be in town.'

Sasuke, however, had just activated his Sharingan. 'How can this guy move faster than me?' he thought. 'Is it because of the Ice Mirrors?'

"Give it up, Uchiha," Haku said. "My Ice Mirrors are stronger than your Fire Jutsu."

"Try this on for size then!" a loud voice yelled. "EXPLODING FOX BLAST!" Through a burst of fire, Naruto had broken one of the Ice Mirrors and flipped into the dome. "Sorry I'm late, Sasuke, but an acquaintance of mine showed up and she's hormonal."

'Hormonal?' Sasuke thought. "Dobe, Kakashi can make better excuses than that."

"That was the filtered version, Teme!" That took both fighters by surprise. Naruto noticed Haku in the Ice Mirror. "I'm starting to wish I had a camera. You look like a human pincushion."

"Keep your eyes focused on the battle! She's faster than I am!"

'I am,' Naruto thought. 'I just need to make sure Gato gets here before Bulletta does.' "I will. Just ask me this: Where were you when the two wannabe swordsmen tried to kidnap Tsunami?"

That took Haku by surprise. "Gato sent the two idiots to the Bridge Builder's place!?!" she asked him.

"Yeah, and they were about to do their worst."

Zabuza noticed that too. 'That dirty son of a...' "With this development at hand, we are no longer enemies, Kakashi."

'Huh?' Kakashi thought. He then noticed Naruto explaining what happened. 'Oh, Naruto was back at Tazuna's, but...' "Why not?"

"If Gato sent two of his men to kidnap the daughter, then he wouldn't exactly pay me after this fight."

That's when the man himself had brought a bunch of mercenaries onto the bridge. "How deductive, Zabuza," he said. "Unfortunately, that was the plan all along, although I didn't think about the loose wheels that you would encounter."

"So you're Gato?" Sheena asked him. "I was expecting someone...bigger."

Gato frowned. "WATCH, YOUR TONGUE, BITCH!" he yelled. "Once we're done here, I'm putting you with the rest of the women I keep."

Naruto growled. "Wouldn't make any difference. Big or small, all I see is a midget with a gun hiding behind a bunch of mercenaries because he can't fight for himself. That, and I will kill you if you lay a finger on anyone here."

"And who are you to stop me, brat? All I see are three Genin, two Jounin, a woman who uses cards for weapons, and two FREAKS that wouldn't be of use to me anyways."

'Keep your cool, Naruto,' Mewtwo thought. 'This guy's only trying to piss you off.'

'And it's working,' Naruto thought. 'How long do you think I can psyche him out?'

'Give it a couple minutes.'

Naruto smirked. 'I only need one.' "And I have an escaped bioweapon, a girl whose summons that can piss your pants, a chicken that will kill you once I tell him you work for KFC, AND a hunter with a red hood and a missile launcher that's out for my blood. So I really, really, REALLY think you back off from this island or else you'll get caught in the crossfire."

Everyone was silent. Even Gato was surprised at Naruto's attempt to fudge that quote.

"Uh," Sasuke said, "what was that part about the female hunter wanting to kill you, Dobe?" Everyone face-faulted at that.

'Oh, dear Lord,' Naruto thought. 'Sasuke's thinking of committing suicide.' "She'll kill you as well as me, considering that your eyes aren't accepted EVERYWHERE, Teme."

"You're bluffing," Gato said.

"Am I? Then who's that behind you?" 'Wait...aw, crap!'

Sure enough, Bulletta was battered and bruised, but she still had a weapon on her. "Die, you demon bastards," she said.

'How many lives DOES this woman have?!?' Naruto yelled.

'That's the girl the DOBE was afraid of?' Sasuke thought. 'Her aura...does seem unnatural.'

'A girl with a magnum!?!' Gato thought. 'Impossible!!!' "Who are you?"

"The name..." she said, dropping the magnum and changing into a male, "is Axl."

That, Naruto was relieved at. 'Good, he's a reploid. X is going to be surprised.'

"KIT, NOW WHILE THEY'RE DISTRACTED!" Rao yelled.

'Got it.' "Mewtwo, Protect!"

"Understood," Mewtwo said, making a barrier to protect the team.

'Damn it!' Gato yelled. "MEN, GET THEM!"

"Oh no, you don't!" Zabuza yelled, rushing through the crowd. "You're mine, Gato!"

Naruto rushed underneath the now-dissolved mirrors and joined Zabuza. "Wait for me, No-Brows!" he yelled. "I've got a score to settle with this guy!"

"How do you have a grudge against Gato, gaki?"

"Because your apprentice happens to be my cousin, and he was planning to do the unspeakable with her and Sheena."

Zabuza understood. "Take him out, gaki!"

"I'll cover you both," Axl said, guns at the ready.

"Don't think of leaving me behind," Kakashi said, using Shunshin.

"Haku," Sheena said, motioning to the ice maiden, "I have an idea on how to give these guys a cold reception."

Haku was surprised at that. "You can use Ice Attacks as well?" she asked.

"More like I know someone who does."

While the two women are ready for a joint attack, the other four were kicking ass and taking names.

Gato feared for his life. 'These ninja...they can't be for real! I'll kill them all!' However, he was stopped by a stab in the heart...by Naruto's blade.

"Dine in hell...you fat bastard," Naruto said. He then threw the body off the bridge.

Axl groaned. "There goes my hit," he said. He then realized something. 'That kid...he has Minato's eyes...' "Hey, kid!" Naruto turned around. "You look kind of familiar. Have we met before?"

"No, but X is waiting back at Konoha," he replied, taking out a nearby mercenary. "I just happen to be related to your guys' last keeper."

"Not surprising. You two DO look alike." The reploid then hit another mercenary in the head.

No, the four didn't start it. Apparently, an idiot declared that since Gato was dead, they were free to raid the village.

However, things were getting colder as Haku and Sheena put the finishing touches on their Combo.

"COMBO ATTACK!" both girls yelled. "CELSIUS'S HOUSE OF MIRRORS!"

The mercenaries were in surprise when they were trapped inside an ice house with their reflections involved. The four within the battle had bolted after they heard the voice, and Naruto recognized the summon immediately.

"That's one unusual summon," Kakashi said, taking note of the feminine form of the ice maiden.

"That would be Celsius," Naruto said. "She happens to be a summon native to Symphonia, so it would explain the increased chill factor."

"She's an ICE summon?" Zabuza asked him. Naruto nodded. "Oh, boy. Looks like Gama Sennin wouldn't try to touch her."

"Agreed," Kakashi said. "If she had attacked Konoha, Gamabunta would've went back to his realm instantly. Frogs ARE cold-blooded, after all."

Naruto frowned. "I know what you're thinking, Kakashi-sensei, and no, she doesn't have a contract like the summons here do. The only way you can remotely get something like that is if you have a lasting bond with the pact-holder."

The mirror house had disappeared, showing the other mercenaries' frozen bodies. It was sickening, but these men pushed their luck by moving in the house itself.

"Looks like my work here is done," Celsius said, disgusted with the scene before her. "It's nice to see you again, Naruto, even though we haven't spent time in battle together." With that, she had disappeared in a flash of dark blue light.

'Once again,' Kakashi said, 'I'm proud to be your teacher, Naruto.'

'The gaki managed to woo a female summon,' Zabuza thought. 'Is he some kind of walking aphrodisiac? Then again, he DID say he was Haku's cousin, so he must lean towards the ice element a bit.'

'That was odd,' Naruto said. 'Isn't she supposed to be the Ice Queen of the summons?'

"SOMETIMES THE ELEMENT DOESN'T MEAN PERSONALITY, NARUTO-KUN," Rao added. "BESIDES, EVEN IF SHE DID HAVE INTEREST IN YOU, IT WOULDN'T BE PHYSICAL."

Naruto sweatdropped, then paled. 'Oh crap,' he thought.

"What's wrong?" Axl asked him.

"I forgot about Bulletta," he said.

"Who's Bulletta?" Sheena asked, dangerously.

"From the way he spoke about her," Mewtwo said, "it's not an ex-girlfriend."

"More like a psychopathic bitch I met during my training trip," he said, "and she'll take any job that involves bloodlines, Summons, and the Tailed Beasts with no discrimination whatsoever. Heck, with what she has in her picnic basket, she could eradicate all the countries' Blood Clans in a single blow."

"Sounds like someone that would help the Mizukage," Zabuza said. "And that's a WOMAN?!?" Haku, Sakura, and Sheena glared at him for that. "I didn't mean to offend anyone!"

"Well, not all of them are as murderous as she is," Naruto said. He then noticed the Super Cucco fluttering in, right beside Naruto. "And this is the guy that took her out."

"Oh, THIS was the Super Cucco your other self was talking about?" Kakashi asked him. Naruto nodded. "Better warn the Akimichi clan that this chicken's not for eating."

'Understatement of the century,' Mewtwo thought. 'Then again, Naruto DID have the habit of befriending the weirdest people.'

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"You're not coming with us?" Naruto asked Haku. It had been a week since the Battle on the Bridge. Haku and Naruto had spent some time together as family, the pleasure slaves in his old HQ were freed, and everyone had celebrated the liberation of Wave. Now, Haku and Naruto were exchanging goodbyes.

"As surprising as that is," Haku said, "Zabuza and I are considered traitors to the Mizukage. However, he DID have a safehouse with another Kage, just...it's not Konoha."

Naruto nodded. "Alright, but keep in touch. I don't want my cousin to fall prey to another Bloodline War."

"I will, Naruto. Just make sure you keep your friends to heart." With that, he joined Zabuza on a boat that led to parts unknown.

After saying their goodbyes to Wave, Team Seven (plus a summoner, a Pokemon, a Reploid, and a chicken) had made their way to Konoha.

'I don't know how,' Sasuke thought, 'but I will find a way to surpass you, Dobe. Even if it means I have to break a few laws to do it.'

Sakura sighed. 'And I never got to ask him to train me,' she thought. "Well, there's always next time."

Naruto groaned. 'How am I supposed to explain to Grampa Saru about THIS situation?' he asked Rao.

"THIS IS THE HOKAGE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT," she replied. "AND I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THEY WILL BE REASONABLE ABOUT THIS. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE BRINGING THE GUN-TOTING BITCH HOME."

'I hear you there. Just what did Clucky DO to her, anyways?'

Back in the forest, Bulletta was sprawled on the ground, battered and bruised.

'I'll get you next time, Kyuubi,' she thought. 'And your little chicken, too.'

"You do realize your dress is ripped, yeah," Deidara said, bruised as well. The response...

"BOOT TO DA HEAD!"

KICK!

"OW!"

Yeah…everything was stable…for the time being.

To be continued…

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Omake 2: Naruto's Burning Heart!

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Gato feared for his life. He knew that his mercenaries had been implanted with the "special steroid," but he didn't THINK about who he'd face when it was involved. "Who…who are you?" he asked Naruto.

"Someone who's trained by the best," Naruto said, "and you're about to meet your end, Gato!"

What looked like a Henshin transformation engulfed Naruto. Six tails had blazed from his back, his gauntles spread over his hands, and a crest had appeared on his right hand.

'What is this power?' Kakashi thought. 'It can't be Rao…can it?'

'This gaki's full of surprises,' Zabuza thought.

'That crest…' Gato thought, fearing for his life. "You're…you're…"

"This hand of mine is burning red!" Naruto yelled. "Its loud cry tells me to regain justice! ERUPTING BURNING FINGER!!!" Sticking his hand into Gato's stomach, he then lifted the fat man, much to everyone's surprise. "And now…HEAT END!" Gato then turned into a pile of…scrap metal!?!

"Was he some kind of Maverick?" Axl asked Naruto in confusion.

"Just a man who got involved with the wrong type of people," he replied. "And his men had to suffer the consequences of his actions, too." That comment was basically noted by the Mercenaries dissolving into nothingness. Gato…whatever he was…had been the main being that spawned the DG Cells turning his workers into mindless slaves.

"What was that?" Kakashi asked the young man.

"That was the power of the King of Hearts," they heard a stranger say. Everyone turned to see a man in his mid-twenties with a red cloak and headband with a similar crest to Naruto's. "Naruto!"

Naruto was surprised. "Domon-Sensei!" He then bowed in respect. "Forgive me, but I had to do it. I swore on my blood that I'd protect the old man with my life."

"It's all right. I just didn't expect it to spread to THIS world as well. Now…" He then threw Naruto his headband. "THE SCHOOL OF THE UNDEFEATED OF THE EAST!"

Naruto knew this drill by heart as he grabbed his sensei's headband. "THE WIND OF THE KING!"he yelled.

"ZENSHIN!" Domon yelled, making punch motions.

"KERSUU!" Naruto yelled, doing the same.

"TEMPA KYORAN!" they both yelled, exchanging punches.

At once, their fists had collided, making a high intensity spark.

"LOOK," they both yelled. "THE EAST IS BURNING RED!"

Kakashi was slightly impressed and relieved at the same time. 'Well, it's a lot less disturbing than Gai and Lee's hugging fest,' he thought.

Zabuza was impressed. 'To be trained by the King of Hearts himself,' he thought. 'The kid's got the power to change the whole world.'

Sasuke, however, was pissed beyond all comprehension. 'How does the Dobe know a Fire jutsu that I don't?' he thought. 'I'm an Uchiha! The fire techniques should be part of my clan alone! And who the hell is this guy? King of Hearts, my ass!'

Domon noticed the killing intent coming from Sasuke. "What's with him?" he asked Naruto.

"Guy's just pissed because I knew something he didn't," he replied. "Unfortunately, he can't exactly learn without stealing our techniques."

Domon knew what he meant. "He's one of THOSE fighters?" Naruto nodded. "Odd coincidence. I ran into one a couple days ago."

That's when Sasuke made a beeline at Domon. "WHERE IS HE!?!" he yelled, foaming at the mouth. "WHERE'S ITACHI!?! I'LL KILL HIM! I'LL KILL THAT FUCKING WEASEL IF IT'S THE LAST THING I…"

"Sleep," Domon said, pushing on a pressure point. Sasuke was out cold at that moment.

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(A/n: Yeah, the Exploding Fox Finger was based off of G-Gundam. Seriously, though, I think I made Sasuke go mental at that last one. Worst case scenario, the Uchiha would have killed himself attempting that, because there can be only ONE King of Hearts.

Other than that, the Wave arc has ended…and the Chuunin Exams arc is starting. Otherwise, I COULD make some fillers…some of you might want to know HOW Naruto's as strong as he is today.

Oh, right now, Naruto's at a Level Seven restraint and if all of it is released…let's just say that his body wouldn't handle the sudden fluxuation of power and he would go nuclear on Konoha…and all surrounding areas. He STILL can't beat anyone like Madara, Orochimaru, or any of the other SEVEN Biju (Shukaku and Rao don't count for obvious reasons), but he CAN knock the crap out of Kabuto, Gaara, Danzo, all of ROOT, the Sound Four, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, Zetsu, Kisame, Pein, Konan, and Itachi.

Yeah, Deidara just proved he was a guy right then and there, but Bulletta happens to be over 18 (or 16 in Japan). Her Lolita figure just covers it up. To put it simply, Madara now wants Clucky thinking that it's the Shichibi no Suzaku (Seven-Tailed Phoenix) in chicken form. Yeah, good luck with that, Tobi. Cuccos are NOT to be f***ed with. Deidara and Zetsu know that first-hand.

Other than that, Read and Review. Flame me, and you get three choices:

You can either get the shit knocked out of you by Super Cuccos;

Suffer an Erupting Burning Finger; or

Celsius would invite you to her House of Mirrors.

All three choices happen to be hazardous to your health.)