Tweeks POV –

Tonight was the night, sweetest revenge on the whore I'd plotted to hurt.

Butters and I had planned it perfectly; there was absolutely no chance this would fail. Nothing could stop us now.

I laid sprawled across the sofa of Eric Cartmans living room with my head in Tweeks lap. Why Cartmans' living room? Because he was another one who desired the fall of Kenneth McCormick.

Butters and Eric had been friends or frenemies for so long they had developed an honest relationship over the years so of course when Cartman got dumped by Kenny he of course didn't take it well, therefore upon finding out Kenny had eyes for Butters and myself caused Cartman to become infuriated and help us manufacture our perfect scheme.

It seemed odd to me though, Cartman had Kyle. Kyle with his glistening emerald gaze and an ass that wouldn't quit no matter how baggy his pants were and still the concept of Kenny casting him aside stung like the pierce of a thousand arrows. All I could honestly say was Eric Cartman was an odd creature and if his boyfriend ever found out he'd had anything to do with destroying Kenny, Kyle would begin to ask the hard questions, for example….. why?

"So what's the story ass fuckers?" Cartman queried as he walked into the room with a large bowl of cheesy poofs.

Butters reached out and tried to steal some snacks to have his hand furiously slapped away from the bowl.

"No Butters, these are mine." Cartman snapped.

I couldn't help but smirk as the sound of the pair arguing over snack foods was drowned out by the feel of my vibrating cell against my abs as the phone laid on my stomach.

Glancing toward the two fighting men then the phone I pressed a finger to my lips silencing the duo.

"Hey Kenny baby, what's happening?" I answered to hear a slight giggle on the other end.

"Nothing much just thought I'd check if you were still good for tonight?" Kenny quizzed causing me to stifle an evil cackle as Butters cracked up and I felt his body shake against my head.

"Well although your plans sound fucking amazing, maybe we could do something….. something…." I began pausing as Cartman held up a scribble piece of paper.

GET HIM TO COME TO YOU.

Glaring at the note I clapped my hand over the speaker of the phone.

"I already knew that lard ass, also if you slap at my baby Butters again I'll break your fucking face fat boy." I growled before turning the sugar back on for the unsuspecting victim.

"Kenny, I want to do something really whorish. I mean downright dirty and depraved, with cameras and toys." I whispered into the phone huskily, knowing full well I either just gave Kenny tingly spine trembles or a major stiffy; if not both.

The phone fell silent for a second and I began to think I'd lost him.

"Kenny, I want to record our filthy fucking nights so I can keep them in my room and when I'm lonely I can jack off while watching them, oh fuck Kenny, imagine how hard I'd cum watching you riding my ass as I stroked my thick hard cock or maybe used one of my massive toys, pulling and pushing it deep inside me just hoping it was you." I persuaded in a low growl, sounding like a cock thirsty slut.

Butters looked to Cartman wide eyed and Cartmans expression was similar.

"Fucking hell Butters, I am so turned on by Tweek right now." Cartman gasped through a clenched jaw as he dropped his bowl of cheesy poofs on a nearby table, obviously no long craving food.

Butters glared at Cartman as I awaited the answer. Kenny let out a slow, long intense breath.

"Text me the details and I'll be there, should I bring anything?" He finally spoke.

I hummed long and loud pretending to be thinking.

"Nah, just bring your sweet dick and try not to overdress, I fucking hate when there's too much wrapping on my gifts." I replied before disconnecting the call without warning.

Turning my full attention back toward Butters and Cartman I noticed the tension was still there between them. I laughed obnoxiously as I stroked my fingers through Butter tuft of gorgeous blonde hair.

"Calm down Butters my love, the plan was to make me an object of lust, it was your idea….remember." I reminded.

Butters screwed his face up unhappily and pouted causing me to chuckle and steal a deep kiss from him. Nibbling his bottom lip as I peeled my lips away from his I felt a smile curl across his face.

Now knowing Butters was cool with everything I turned to Cartman.

"Got the cameras….?" I asked.

"Yep." Cartman answered.

"Laptop?" I added.

"Yep."

"All the passwords for various internet connections and everyones e-amil addresses?" I queried.

"Check."

"And the DVD to burn it to..." I said smugly thinking I would've finally got Eric on not completing his set tasks.

"You mean the gift for his parents. Aye, aye captain." Cartman replied with precision.

"Great, all seems well for operation takedown." I announced.

Butter cleared his throat and smiled sweetly.

"Hey Tweek, are you sure Kenny's mom and dad have a DVD player, I mean they're awfully poor." He croaked out.

Cartman and I froze looking toward each other for an answer to only give each other blank stares and a few shrugs. It seemed Butters had a point, we didn't know if the McCormicks had a DVD player and we sure as hell knew they didn't have an e-mail to send the embarrassing proof of their sons secret, debauchers life.

Digging in my pocket I pulled out my wallet, delving around inside I found my dad's credit card and flung it toward Cartman who caught it with some amazing skill.

"Go buy a DVD or bluray player." I ordered. Cartman laughed and nodded as he located his coat and readied himself to leave for the stores before they closed.

I laid back down in Butters lap as we watched old reruns of Terrance and Phillip. I smirked not really paying attention to the programme as I imagined tonight. Nothing would destroy this, we would have revenge and even though Kenny would get one last fuck from me, everyone knew what I was, but he'd hidden it so well. I was sure, he'd die of embarrassment once we'd finished with him, considering he hadn't come out of the closet yet.