Straight Shota? I dunno, maybe he's older… Pedophilia is bad kids! Don't learn from Ike and Samus' examples. No sex with minors.

And for the record, Pikachu is totally an adult –cough-

Anyways. I noticed that even though this is supposed to be a collection of random SSBB pairings, I've been favoring IkeMarth, cuz they're my OTP… and they're cute together.

But when I mentioned it to my friend Marthmellow, he gave me a prompt for something not IkeMarth, and thereby this was born.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

And review.

Oh, and for the record, this is crap |'D.

"Ohh~ you're so cute~"

The boy's face fell into an annoyed pout, stone black eyes staring blankly at Samus. His blonde hair framed his youthful face in a way that gave him an air of someone far older than his body seemed. "I am not cute, Aran." His use of the woman's last name was meant to make him seem more adult, but the female only cooed in reply, pinching the other's cheek.

Pikachu pouted, his long ears falling back in annoyance. Who would have thought these humans would have cooed over him even more in his human form? At least they weren't pulling at his tai- "HEY!" As if she had been reading his mind, Samus had taken a hold of the youth's tail and was pulling at it.

"Is this real?"

"Of course it's real!" He yanked it from her grip, petting it softly with his fingers. Wrong move; as Samus squealed and went on about how adorable he was. A soft sigh left the pokemon's lips and he turned without another word, walking away from Samus while she was still talking to him.

"And those rosy little cheeks- hey! Where are you going?"

"To the kitchen. I'd rather get some dinner before that vacuum of a mercenary eats it all."

Samus squealed again, "You are so adorable!"

A growl left his lips and he turned, "I am NOT adorable, Aran! I am a full grown pokemon and expect to be treated as such. Im no child!"

"Awe~" She chuckled, rising from the bent over position she had been in (which had been giving Pikachu a very nice view, though he wouldn't have admitted it) and walked towards him slowly. "You want to be treated like an adult, huh?" Each step was carefully placed by the female, giving her the sexy gait she was known for.

"Yes."

"Well then," she placed a finger under his chin, "I guess I'll just have to treat you like a man instead of a child." Her lips were dangerously close to the pokemon's, and the boy found himself blushing.

"You're very persistent," he couldn't hide the strange sensation in his stomach from showing in his voice.

"So I've been told," the playfulness in her voice was enough to make any man melt, and the pokemon was no exception.

"W-what now?"

"Now?" She chuckled, leaning in more, "You tell me."

In all honesty, Pikachu couldn't tell Samus, even if he had wanted too. His mouth was dry, his mind screamed, and his stomach felt as if it was filled with a million Butterfrees.

"What's wrong, little mouse? Cat got your tongue?"

"I-Im not a mouse…" He was trying to regain his composure, but was failing.

"Oh, excuse me, Mr. Rat." Their lips brushed playfully and then locked.

Pikachu felt like he was in heaven. He wasn't sure if he kissed her back, he couldn't really reassemble the jumbled pieces of his mind. All he knew was that he was getting kissed; and he liked it.

Until the door slammed open and a shout of, "What the hell?!" Filled the room.

Snake was not amused.