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Riff Raff banged the huge knocker attached to the door three times, when finally a man opened the door in a butler's suit.
"How may I assist you?" The man said in a monotone.
"Hello I'm Riff Raff and were all here to see De Lordy" Riff Raff answered.
"We had a scheduled Brunch" Magenta added, the butler nodded and moved out of the way so they could enter, motioning them to come in, so they all moved inside and huddled together in a small group, in the big fief.
"Will I be living here?" Autumn asked, finally realizing the seriousness of the situation.
"Of course dear, he'll be your husband, so you must live with him" Magenta answered pushing her and the other two children in the direction the butler instructed them to go.
"This place is never ending!" Tuesday yelled wanting to sit down and have a glass of liquor.
"We've only been walking for at the most two minutes" Tobias scoffed.
"Oh is that all?" Tuesday sarcastically replied then smiling at her secret infatuation whom nodded back politely, which made Tuesday love him a tiny bit less.
After a few more minutes of walking, They could see a woman slowly approaching them from down the hall.
"Does anyone else see that?" Tuesday asked, hoping she wasn't going insane.
"If you see a creepy old lady walking towards us then, yeah I see it" Autumn replied then ,tightly, grabbing hold of her mothers arm.
"It's De Lordy's mother" Riff Raff huffed as he seen the reaction of the two girls "So be nice to her, Autumn"
"And what about Tuesday? She has to be nice too" Autumn angrily whispered.
"Yes you too Tuesday" Magenta added.
"Damn..." She hissed under her breath.
The woman came closer, close enough to see the family. She made a face of utter disgust then covered it with a smile.
Tobias chuckled at the face she had made "I think she likes you" He remarked patting Autumn's back.She glared back at him.
"Tobias" Riff Raff disciplined. Which Tobias accepted and stayed quiet.
"You must be the Vitus' " The woman called only a couple feet from them.
"That we are madam" Riff Raff answered, in false respect. Everyone put on a smile just as they had been told.
"What a lovely group of children"
"Oh thank you" Magenta and Riff Raff replied.
"You are..married?"
"No, he's my brother" Magenta answered. The woman's eyes widened.
"But were not together, these are all her children" Riff Raff quickly answered hoping to distract her from what Magenta had just replied.
"Oh! for a second there I thought you were incestuous" The woman suspiciously spoke.
"Incestuous, us?, oh no were not like that" Magenta caught on.
"I just help her raise them and such" He added "There all bastards" He whispered pretending to not try and offend the children.
"Ohh..So which one of you is Autumn?" She swiftly asked, trying to move her attention from the weird guardians of the children, or so she thought.
"That's me!" Autumn quickly answered standing up straight and holding out her hand.
"Ah what a lovely young woman" The lady replied, who was relieved to find out it wasn't the one whom looked as if she was ready for a funeral, not taking any mind to Autumn's arm extended forward.
"I am looking forward to being your Daughter, I think we can be great friends!" Autumn vivaciously said.
"I don't think so dear" She replied, which made Magenta give her an evil look.
"Oh..." Autumn disappointingly spoke.
"Well here we are" She said grabbing hold of the door knobs on the two wooden doors and pushing them open, De Lordy was sitting on one of the four, black leather, couches all set in a square with a coffee table in the center filled with fruit's and chocolate, obviously fondue, and the bottles of alcohol is what caught Tuesday's eye.
"THERE YOU ALL ARE!!" De Lordy yelled getting of the couch, with a struggle. "I've been waiting for ages!" He continued walking over to give his mother a kiss on the cheek.
"Sorry It took me so long, my dear, but I had to tend to some thing, some maniac fool was causing utter dismay on the streets earlier." She excused, while sitting down on the couch De Lordy had been sitting on. Autumn's cheeks blushed, as did Riff Raff's.
"So Magenta, I see your looking lovely, as always" De Lordy said motioning for the family to sit down.
"De Lordy, we've come to marry you off with her daughter, now please, don't hit on Magenta"
"Does it angry you?" De Lordy said eyeing Magenta undressing her with his eyes.
"De Lordy your scum" Magenta hissed.
"I really don't think that kind of language is necessary especially after what I am doing for you, all" He said turning and waltzing over to the couch on the far end to take a seat.
Riff Raff glared at Magenta, wanting her not to reply which he knew she so desperately wanted to. So they all just had a seat Tobias, Riff Raff, and Tuesday all sat on one couch, and Autumn and Magenta on the other, no one sat with De Lordy or his mother.
"So feel free to take one of the many varieties of fruit I have sorted here for everyone whenever you'd like" He said grabbing a strawberry and tossing it whole in his mouth. Which made Autumn flinch not wanting her almost Fiancee to choke.
"So which one of you is Ashley?" He said with a wide smile looking at the two girls.
"It's Autumn, and That's me" Autumn said kind of pissy, she hated when people didn't remember her name.
"Oh sorry Autumn,so why dont you come and take a seat by me huh? and you too" He said patting the seat next to him and turning to look at Tuesday.
"Okay" Autumn said standing up and fixing her skirt then waltzing over to sit next him, followed by Tuesday whom got up walked over and sat, not saying anything.
"Autumn, what a beautiful name" De Lordy said working his charm, or trying to anyway.
"Thank you" Autumn replied as he took her hand in his.
"So if I was to agree, what do you have to offer?"
"Well..." She said slowly beginning to lift her shirt.
"Oh My" Magenta whispered, as Riff Raff tried to find a place to put his eyes anywhere other than his daughter. Tobias did the same.
"Oooh..I like where this is going..." De Lordy purred, getting giddy as he watched her hands slowly expose her stomach.
"No! Autumn!" Tuesday yelled grabbing her shirt and pulling it down "He meant like skills and Talents.." Tuesday explained, glaring at her sister who was glaring back at her.
"I still don't know what your talking about" Autumn chuckled.
"What can you do?.."De Lordy asked, annoyed by Tuesday whom stopped what he was hoping to happen.
"OH! I can Sing and Dance!" Autumn replied eagerly.
"Oh goddess.." Riff Raff whispered, gulping down his entire cup of hard liquor.
"Can you show me?" De Lordy asked.
"Hell yeah!" Autumn exclaimed getting up and moving to the other side of the room, where there was more space.
De Lordy watched eagerly as she kicked off her pump's
"Okay so this is a very popular dance that we do on earth"
"please don't let it be the crank that dance" Tuesday whispered then placed her hand over her face.
"Its called , I think, Crank dat!" Autumn explained then threw her arms up in the air and began to dance and sing to the lyrics.
"Oh My what profanity" De Lordy's mother exclaimed looking petrified at Autumn doing her dance.
"What is that?" Everyone asked, They were puzzled.
"OH!! Come here dad I'll show you!" Autumn yelled then ran over and grabbed her father's hand and pulling him up to dance with her.
"I don't think that's a good idea" Magenta said as she watched her lover hold his drink for dear life.
"Now put your hands like this and move from side to side" She instructed putting his arms into place.
"Like this?" he asked. then dancing in the way he was instructed.
"Just like that!!" she cheered Then both of them did the 'Crank dat' dance and laughed the entire time.
Just as Autumn was about to get to the chorus part of her singing.
"What is that?" Everyone asked, They were puzzled.
"OH!! Come here dad I'll show you!" Autumn yelled then ran over and grabbed her father's hand and pulling him up to dance with her.
"I don't think that's a good idea" Magenta said as she watched her lover hold his drink for dear life.
"Now put your hands like this and move from side to side" She instructed putting his arms into place.
"Like this?" he asked. then dancing in the way he was instructed. The both of them did the 'Crank dat' dance and laughed the entire time.
Just as Autumn was about to get to the Chorus Tuesday rushed up and yelled "OKAY! That's enough Autumn thank you" then grabbing her and taking her back to the seat. Autumn looked bewildered by her sister's action. And so did Riff Raff as he walked back to his seat, with his empty cup still in hand. Then throwing it out of consideration Autumn asked "Did you like it!?" trying to contain her uncontrollable excitement.
"Of course I did lovely" He said rubbing her cheek with his fingers "Here have some Vodka maybe that will calm you down a little" he insisted then Handed her a glass.
"Oh thank you" Tuesday gasped grabbing a cup off the table and pouring herself some.
"I'll take some" called Tobias, still in a silent fit of laughter.
"Pour me and your father some too wont you dear" Magenta asked looking at Tuesday politely.
"Okay..sheesh" Tuesday mumbled, pouring her alcohol consuming family drinks, then handing them over.
A few minutes later, Everyone was looking a little tipsy.
"I think I will return to my head quarters" His mother said getting up and walking quickly to the door.
"It was so nice meeting you!" Autumn called to the door which then slammed before she could wave.
"How rude" Tuesday said as she took a sip of her third cup.
"Well when shall we have the wedding?" Riff Raff asked, able to hold his liquor, better than the rest did anyway.
"I was thinking in maybe a week?" De Lordy suggested.
"A WEEK!?" that not even enough time to have a gown made!" Magenta scoffed, then walked over to the other couch where her brother sat.
"I can have a gown made by tomorrow same time as now, If i wanted to" De Lordy bragged, dancing his fingers on Autumns arm, which was rather close since she had been warming up to him the more Liquor she had.
"Wheres your bathroom?" Tuesday asked, standing up, then fixing her crooked dress.
"Down the hall, second door on the right, then down that hall and first door to the left" De Lordy replied never taking his eyes off Autumn whom he become mildly infatuated with.
"Okay, i'll be right back" Tuesday slurred, then stumbled to the door drink still in hand.
"Can someone go with her, she's way to drunk to stand, let alone walk" Magenta said in between hiccups, also drunk herself.
"I'll go.." Tobias said then walking to his sister's aid.
"So a week..I think that is enough time don't you?" De Lordy asked Autumn.
"Of course whatever you say darling now hold still, and shush" Autumn commanded then placing her head on his shoulder trying to fall asleep.
"Maybe we should go now?" Riff Raff said looking at his intoxicated family.
"I don't need help I've got it fine, perfectly, okay?" Tuesday slurred slipping then being caught by Tobias.
"Yeah I'll listen when you make sense" Tobias said clutching to her side and holding her up.
"I am did make sense" She yawned then placing her head on the wall next to her.
"HA! you am eh?" he mocked "Fine her I'll go back to the room" then letting her go and almost letting her fall to the ground.
"Okay maybe I do need little help, but...what were you saying?" She murmured then staring at her brother confusedly.
"Your such a drunken hussy now follow me" He said bringing her into the door beside them.
"Where are you taking me? are you trying to seduce me?" She asked still in his clutches as she stumbled, dragged, to the Small closet at the end of the hall.
"If I was...trying to seduce you that is...would you let me?" He asked his vulnerable sister.
"Just have me already goddess there so much..tension between us, so sexual and...wrong" she said staring at him in the dim lighted closet which the door had been shut to.
"You can feel it to I see..." He replied sitting on the floor next to her.
"Mmmhhmm" She bubbled as she sipped the last drink of her vodka.
"I think thats enough" Tobias said taking the glass from her hand and placing it on the shelf above them.
"Enough? you can never have enough vodka" she remarked then closed her eyes and put her head down on his shoulder.
"Tuesday.." he whispered.
"Hmm?"
"I want to kiss you" He said then raising her head to face him.
"Then do it..." She answered staring blankly into his eyes.
So he did, and he did again and again, soon both of them were in a hot mess of lust and passion, their sweaty arms inter twined with one another's, not yet making love, just innocent kisses.
"Wait!" Tuesday yelled as he tried to slowly huver over her.
"Whats wrong? Don't you want it? I can feel that you need it" Tobias replied then getting closer, and kissing her again.
"Well...I do just not here..not now" She answered then pushing him away and sitting up right again next to him.
"If not now when?" Tobias asked but as Tuesday opened her mouth to speak, The door Flung open.
"Oh Goddess, I'm so sorry..." Magenta yelled when she opened to the small closet door mistaking it for the bathroom.
"Mother what do you want?!" Tobias yelled, as Tuesday hid her face in her hands then moving her legs which were tangled with her brothers.
"Oh im sorry..wait! are you two...Incestuous?!" She slurred in utter dismay.
"No of course we aren't" Tuesday answered then looking at her mother, with lip gloss all over her mouth, and her brother's.
"Were not?" Tobias asked helping his Tuesday up from her fetal position.
"No were not" Tuesday whispered, then winking at her brother.
"OH! Of course were not silly billy" Tobias then corrected, as he walked out of the small closet and progressed down the hall.
"Oh..Because you two look very...dishe...dis...MESSY! Goddess im so drunk" She hissed then taking her daughter's drunken hand and they both walked down the hall.
"Oh your silly mother. now lets go home" Tuesday said trying to keep her composure and control on the current situation.
Oh sexy...I hope you enjoyed that little bit ;) And sorry this was uploaded an little late, I got a slight writters block earlier but was healed rather quickly..QUICKLY okay sorry inside joke ;) REVIEW!! and tell me what you think of the whole idea and plot line it would make me frisson if you did :)