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Chapter Eleven: Songness

Boone was hoping that the bus ride to their hotel, located near Times Square, would be at least a little more peaceful then the plane ride.

Was he ever wrong.

He couldn't even quietly listen to his iPod to drown out everyone's loudness, simply because a few certain people (a.k.a. everyone on the bus) felt the need to share what they were listening to in the most inconvenient manner.

"HOW COME EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND MY LONDON, LONDON BRIDGE IS COMIN' DOWN...." Shannon sang loudly and obnoxiously from the seat behind him, while bobbing her head to her iPod. Boone knew from personal experience that his stepsister had no idea that she was tone-deaf, and thought that she had potential to be the next Pussycat Doll.

From beside Shannon, as they had the same seat buddies, Sayid was swinging his head around so fast, curly hair going everywhere, that Boone thought for sure that he was soon going to suffer from whiplash. And he was listening to screamo. And attempting to scream. It sounded like this.

"AAAAAAAAAAGH!"

In front of Boone, Sawyer was sitting by himself. How he managed that, Boone didn't care to know. But he did know that Sawyer was listening to something potentially embarassing. And singing along.

"Noddin' my head like yeahhhh... Movin' my hips like yeahhhh..." Sawyer sang, nodding and moving as Miley instructed. "I put my hands up, they're playin' my song, you know I'm gonna be O.K... Yeaaaaaaah, it's a party in the U.S.A.!" Boone snorted with laughter. He was lucky Sawyer was immersed in the song and didn't hear him.

In front of Sawyer, it was impossible not to hear Hurley. And what was he singing about? That's right, food.

"AND I EAT MY CANDY WITH THE PORK AND BEANS..."

As he was trying to block Hurley's audacious singing from reaching his ears, Boone couldn't help but wonder how candy with pork and beans could possibly be yummy. Well... In Hurley's eyes anything has the potential to be good.

Sitting beside Hurley, the stick-like teacher looked grossed out. Well, who could blame her?

From behind Shannon and Sayid, Boone only caught slight snatches of what Jack was singing. And it was kind of frightening when he heard it.

"I want a hippopotamus for Christmas... Only a hippopotamus will do..."

Um, I wonder if Jack knows that it's only September, Boone thought, confused.

And from beside Jack, like Hurley, it was impossible not to hear Desmond. He was still singing the Barney themesong at the top of his lungs. It was kind of amazing that no one had knocked him out or he hadn't lost his voice.

From behind the two of them, Charlie and Claire were both staring off into space, mouthing the words to the same song even though they weren't even sharing earbuds. It was kind of freaky.

And the girl beside Boone?

Kate was staring out of the window, singing under her breath. Boone took a second and tuned into the song she was mumbling.

"Here's a song for the nights I think too much and here's a song when I imagine us together, here's a song for when we talk too much and I forget my words... Heaven can wait up high in the sky, it's you and I, heaven can wait deep down in your eyes I'm yours tonight... Lay your heart next to mine, I feel so alive... Tell me you want me to stay, forever, 'cause heaven can wait..."

Boone grinned. At least there was one sane person on this trip.

The songs...

Shannon: "London Bridge" by Fergie

Sayid: Random screamo song....

Sawyer: "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus

Hurley: "Pork and Beans" by Weezer

Jack: "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas"

Desmond: The Barney Themesong

Kate: "Heaven Can Wait" by We The Kings

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