I thank you for reading all this. This is the eleventh chapter, and I am a third of finished. I have made myself a little manuscript that have 33 chapters now. When I started, it was 31, so things change. Maybe it will be 34 chapters. Maybe 35. Maybe 50! But that I do not believe, I do not like to write that much.
You may think that this chapter is bad, and that the dragons of the north may kill the Players protecting Kingy. There is over a thousand dragons in the north, and they fight as normal dragons, and they even got Amelia Red, that can burn thousands in one try. But you forget 1 single thing… How do you think that a thousand + some good ones can kill millions of Players? And there is dragonfire-potions. The fire of Amelia needs extreme dragonfire-potions, and the best ones got. How do you think that a thousand dragons can kill thousands of Maxer's? They can't! That is why the next 20 chapters is recruiting. So do not ask again! I'm just saying.
"Hiss! HISS! HIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!" The scorpions said as the dragons flew down to them. The scorpions were an orange-brown color, and larger than a human. Their tails swung through the air as the scorpions took up a protective stance. The claws clapped hardly, and the sound cracked through the air. The scorpions hissed as they had never done before, as three dragons flew over them. The three dragons landed hundred meters away from the scorpions. The riders dismounted the dragons, and one of the riders walked forwards.
The group had been flying for two days, as Saphira and Ragnar could not fly as fast as Darmagos. They stretched out, and looked at Eragon as he walked to meet the scorpions. Lets just hope the scorpions have minds I can talk to, if not, well, I think the dragons may want to eat after the flight. Eragon thought. The earth was black, and barren. Stones cracked under his feet as he walked over to the potential allies.
On the flight to Runescape, Eragon remembered what Andrew had told him, and he remembered that the dead man had said Eragon had to recruit all monsters of Runescape to win the war. Eragon had been thinking about it the rest of the journey, and announced that he had too recruit all monsters they came over, and as the scorpions were monsters, Eragon would try to recruit them.
As Eragon came closer, he saw an immense hate in the eyes of the nearest scorpion. Good, if they can feel hate, they must be smart enough to communicate. Eragon walked closer and closer, with his left hand close to the hilt of Brisingr. Poison dripped from the tails, and their fangs dripped with saliva. Eragon would not like to be killed, so he stopped ten meters from the nearest scorpion. The scorpion attacked, and Eragon used his magic to stop it.
"Letta! Eka weohnata néiat haina ono, eka weohnata bidja ono eom tauthr edtha eom du fyrn abr Runescape!" The scorpion stopped, and moved backwards. Eragon moved closer. The scorpions looked at Eragon with intensive curiosity. Then the scorpions moved closer, but they did not attack. One of the scorpions walked away on its six legs, and came back, dragging a human in its claws. The human was a Player, Eragon could see it on the face, body and clothing. The woman looked as all womans in Runescape, with long hair and a thin body. Her breasts were hidden behind her clothes, but Eragon could see they were there. Her hair was brown, and reached her shoulders. Her skin was a light-brown color and her lips was large. The scorpions dragged her at Eragon's feet, and moved backwards. Then one of the scorpions dropped a pickaxe at Eragon's feet. The pickaxe was full of gore, with red dots on it. Eragon knew what the scorpions wanted of him, they said he should kill the Player that killed some of their kin.
"Please, don't kill me, I am to cool to die! I didn't know the insects could think, I only though they hated me, so I killed some of them. Please have mercy with me! Please have mercy with me… Wait, WTF, what is that kind of pointy ears and face? You ugly shit! Let me leave here before I kill you all! None should survive! I will kill you all!" The woman spoke as if she was the owner of the world.
"Pick up your weapon. Pick up your weapon! If you kill me, you may leave. This is a fight to the death!" Eragon shouted. Eragon did not like to kill someone that could not defend themselves.
The woman picked up her pickaxe, and lunged at Eragon, aiming at his head. Eragon took up Brisingr, and deflected the pickaxe. Then he stabbed the woman's belly, and red blood colored the dark ground red, as Eragon dragged out his sword. Eragon ripped of a piece of the woman's sweater, and cleaned Brisingr before he sheathed it. The scorpions came closer, and inspected the body of the dead woman.
After the scorpions were done, they walked closer to Eragon. Eragon moved towards the group, and the scorpions followed. Wow, I really like the Ancient Language! As the army of 20 scorpions followed Eragon, the group were stunned. "Oh my, if you do this to all monsters in Runescape, you will easily have enough to win the war!" Noob said.
"Let us just hope, that it will be so easy. I do not think that it will be, however. When it comes to war, nothing is easy. I know that I will not die, I know when I will die, and this war is not where I will die. I have many years to live. Martha Ribstalk scryed me a long time ago, and I will not tell who she was, or what scrying is, for we should get going. Eragon, ask the scorpions if they have seen Tom Ward."
"Hávr ono sjona Grimalkin's fricai, Tom Ward?" Eragon said to the scorpions. The scorpions exchanged glances, before they looked back towards Eragon. He knew what it meant, the scorpions had not seen Tom Ward, but it would be easier if they knew who they should have seen, and not the name. Eragon said this to Grimalkin, and she only shrugged, saying she would ask someone who understood English, and could actually tell where they had seen him.
"Linescart, you know all about this place. Where should we go?" Linescart had told she had been everywhere in Runescape, so Eragon always asked her, when there was something he needed to know. "We should go east, so we can test the skills of the scorpions." Linescart answered.
They started going east, with the dragons stomping behind them, and the scorpions clicking and hissing as they went behind Eragon. Soon the strange group came at the same place the scorpions had been, which was a mining-place. Many rocks were in the mining-place, and some pickaxes that confirmed Eragon's thoughts. They left the mining-place behind, and moved further east. After some minutes, they came at the small wall, which was a part of a small castle. They went around the wall, and came at a gate, which was open. Screams were heard at the gate, and it started to close.
"Darmagos, you may have the honor." Eragon said, smiling. The light-pink dragon was larger than the walls, and as he walked forwards, the gate closed with a boom. Darmagos gave a slight knock on the gate with his head, and the gate felled to the ground with a larger boom. Screams were heard inside, and Darmagos asked if he could burn the humans.
"No! Leave them alone, Darmagos! I will talk to them, Linescart told me that on Runescape, there is only Players, and Npc's, even though I have no idea what it is, and the NPC's is monsters! This humans is not Players, so they are monsters." Eragon moved forwards, as Darmagos stomped backwards. The humans in the castle wore ragged, leather clothing, and held cheep weapons as swords and bows.
"We mean you no harm! There will be a war, and I want you to join me. We will fight the Players, and kill Kingy! If you do not join us, we will leave you here to rot, and come for you when Kingy is dead." Eragon held his hands above his head, certain it would make the humans know he would not kill them. One of the humans, an old man with a green armor, and a yellow sword at his hips, moved forwards.
"We do not follow orders! You may threathen us as much as you like, and we will kill you for it. In this castle, there are living outlaws; thieves, rapers and murderors. You would not like to go to war with us at your side. The moment you win, you will kill us all! We live in peace up here, with no one to bother us, and we will not go to a war, when we might die even if we win! Kingy lets us live up here, but if there comes another king, outlaws would be killed at sight, and you would enhance your sight to cover all of Runescape. NO! We will not go to a simple war! But we have no problem killing, and since you have trespassed, we will kill you! Archers, fire at will! Outlaws! Charge!"
Hundred outlaws charged towards Eragon. Eragon took up Brisingr, and took up a protective stance. The outlaws came over him, and Eragon fought like the Rider he was. The group outside moved in, but Darmagos had to wait outside; he was so large he would kill all if he went inside. Grimalkin took up her knives, and danced her way through the lines of the enemies. Noob walked infront of enemies, and asked if they had some shrimps; NOOBMAISTER wanted shrimps now, as he had 100k cabbages. Linescart shot her arrows, and burned the enemies to ash.
Saphira fought like a, well, Saphira, and killed the enemies with bites and slashes with her paws. Ragnar attacked the enemies with his mouth, and tail, and killed many outlaws. They saw improvement after the first minute; now there was only 4 outlaws left. Saphira killed 1 of them, and Grimalkin killed 2. The last, the man who had talked, fought Eragon. The yellow sword hit Brisingr every time, as Eragon parried the attacks. The outlaw was a good man, Eragon thought he could never have lost in a battle. Linescart redied her bow, and Grimalkin pushed her away, saying something in her ear. Linescart moved away, and let the fight move on.
Each attack Eragon made, was blocked and parried by the outlaw, and each attack the outlaw made, was blocked and parried by Eragon. The fight continued for ten minutes, before the outlaw moved backwards, and dropped his sword. He raised his hands, and began to talk. "You are a great here with your sword. I have never met someone as good as you. My name is Gunnar, and I was the champion of the barbarians until I killed a very honorable Player. I was chased north, and here I became the leader, as I was the best outlaw. I will give you my sword, and I will be your ally." Gunnar sat down on his knees, and held his sword with two hands, raising it for Eragon to take it.
Eragon did not take it. "Keep your sword, you will need it in the battles you will rage with me. You are welcome as a warrior, Gunnar. My name is Eragon, and I am a Rider". After that, Eragon introduced all the others in the group, but he could not introduce the scorpions, as Eragon did not know their names, if they had some.
A new chapter, done. Hope you liked the chapter. If you want to know, they came at the mine in the north of the Wilderness, and walked to Rogues' castle. Darmagos was to big for the castle, as the castle was tiny. If you do not belive me, go up and check for yourself. Darmagos is as high as 5 Saphira's, and Saphira is as high as a house (Christopher forgot that houses can be small and large).
The fact about Gunnar is that he is awesome, and I could not let him die. He is a marvelous swordsman, even better than Jaime Lannister in A song of ice and fire. His sword is not modsword (the mod-armor is yellow, so if there was a sword, it should be yellow), but it is a sword made from yellow ore, one that does not excist in Runescape. it is tier 99, and much better than drygores. If Brisingr was on Runescape, it should also be tier 99.
Letta! Eka weohnata néiat haina ono, eka weohnata bidja ono eom tauthr edtha eom du fyrn abr Runescape! = Stop! I will not harm you, I will ask you to join me to the war of Runescape!
Hávr ono sjona Grimalkin's fricai, Tom Ward? = Have you seen Grimalkin's friend, Tom Ward?