11) America can rap. But badly.
The phone was ringing. Canada only knew this because the light was flashing- any noise it may have been making was completely obscured. Sighing he made his way to over to answer it as Alfred wasn't about to as usual.
"Hello?" he yelled down the phone.
"Birdie? Vhere ist the (slightly less awesome) Alfred?" Prussia yelled back.
Matthew winced and dropped the phone in favour of covering his ears as Alfred's song reached a particularly fast bit. Staggering into the kitchen and nudging the phone with his feet he finally shut the door. He looked down at the phone and swore as the screen 'Call disconnected' flashed up. He quickly phoned him back to try and avert Prussia from declaring war on America.
"Guten Tag Birdie! Are you phoning ze awesome me from beyond ze grave?"
"Non Gilbert!"
"Then vhy was Alfred killing you?"
"He was rapping!"
Hysterical laughter erupted from the other end of the phone and Canada hung up, relieved that that crisis had been averted. Now, how to get out of Alfred's house because America had barricaded the front door shortly after Matthew's arrival?
Where have all my reviewers disappeared off to? T^T
If you've requested one, I will get around to it but please find how it is written on Tumblr in future because I've had to go through them all to find them :'(