Warnings! This is a weird one! It's meant to be more funny than sexy, someone requested a funny sexy fic that will make them laugh, requested by NicolovesWill22B

Boiling over

Percys POV

Waiting around for Nico was taking forever! He told me to meet him in his cabin in an hour and I've been here for 45 minutes waiting on him. Tonight was my anniversary and he was supposed to shadow travel me into the city to buy Annabeth a present. Well since he's late and I'm bored might as well go through his shit!

The drawers were no fun, just candy bar wrappers and old Fonzie crumbs. The closet of course wielded mildly interesting results with a few dirty magazines and a pack of smokes... and rolling papers... I guess he really is diving into the "I'm 15, Fuck you dad!" Stage of life. Slipping into the bathroom I found a lot of strange grooming products that I didn't expect to find, who knew he used products on his hair? Maybe they are Hazels? Lots of different lotions, oils, was that a shrunken head? Damn he keeps the weirdest shit in his... wait what was that?

I heard he door open and two people talking on the other side of the bathroom door. The low gravel tone with the southern accent let me know one of them was Will, the other was obviously Nico. I was about to come out when I overheard them..

"Come on! You know you want me to. You have been complaining all week, just let me give you a little relief!"

"Will, don't you dare act like you don't want it, ya are the one begging sir!"

"Neeks just let me do it, I'll be so gentle."

"It's going to hurt! I won't be able to sit down for a week afterwards."

"Might as well just get it out of the way, that way it's not hanging over your head anymore."

What were they talking about? I leaned my ear closer to the door to hear better.

" Fine lets just get it over with."

"That's the spirit! Drop those skinny jeans and let me see what I'm working with!"

Are they about to fuck? Isn't Nico a bit young... haven't they only been dating like a few months?

"Give me a kiss and I'll do it."

"Darlin you know you can have one of those anytime." I heard obscene kissing noises and the sound of a belt falling to the floor. The shuffle of clothes joined the belt.

"Wow deathboy, that's huge, you weren't kidding!"

"Would I lie to you?"

"Yes, but damn. It's all pink and big. I can't wait to get my hands on it."

Yeah they were defiantly about to fuck. Great I'm stuck in the bathroom about to hear my little cousin lose his virginity! It seemed like he hadn't done it before with the "it will hurt" comment. I really hope Will isn't putting to much pressure on him. I knew Nico could take care of himself, but still. I wanted to pull away from the door, I should have pulled away from the door. I didn't, I couldn't! I was enamored by the happening on the other side.

"Fuck! Will just do it!"

"I am I am, don't rush me!"

Nico began to moan, I wasn't sure if it was pain or pleasure.

"Fuck! Damn! Fuck! Gods!"

"Don't worry baby it's going to feel so good at the end, Promise."

"It fucking better! Gods! Oh! I... I can't.. I don't think I can do it."

"Yes you can just breathe... in and out baby just breath."

From where their voices were in the room I could tell that Nico near his bed, probably bent over, naked. The thought did things to me. I wasn't gay but hearing them on the other side was stirring my Curiosity deep inside. Will bending Nico over and taking him ruthlessly, him so much taller than Nico, more physically powerful. Nicos face scrunched slightly uncomfortable with what was happening to him, yet also wanton and lust filled. The fabric was creating friction as I gripped the door listening to him moan. Was I really this turned on listening to him? Guess so.

"Will hurry!

"Almost there, just ah yeah there it is."

"Fuck! Oh! Oh! Yeah there we go!"

Images flooded my mind, Nico Cumming all over the the side of the bed or perhaps in Will hand. The thought of his toes curling in ecstasy and his ass clenched as he created sent me into a whirlwind of sensation. Spurts of my own coated my underwear as my pelvis grinding against the door. Sweat broke out over my brow as my sensitive tip pulsed untouched for the first time in a very long time. I would think I was over this stage of my life. Moments like Annabeth sitting in my lap and moving to rapidly, only for me to embarrass myself just like this moment. My skin went flush at the realization of what I've just done. Not only did I just get off listening to my friend have sex, but I thought of this kid like a little brother. Shame poured down my spine realizing I would have to come out of this bathroom. Sure my shirt was long enough to cover my actions, but they would know I was here the whole time listening.

"Oh shit we need baby wipes to clean up. damn you made a mess."

"There should be some in the bathroom, rubbing alcohol too. We knew it would be messy. You are such a weirdo being so into this."

"It's my fetish what can I say, I watch the videos on YouTube all the time."

Rubbing alcohol? Wow I guess I am really misinformed on gay sex. Oh fuck he's coming into the bathroom. The handle jiggled and I backed away from the door. Will opened it wide eyed and jumped at the sight of me.

"Percy!"

"Will! Sorry I was waiting for Nico and I was just going to the bathroom when you came in! I didn't know what to do, but don't worry I didn't hear anything!" I had my hands up as if surrendering. Looking behind Will I saw Nico with his pants down and his underwear slighting down half way. Yet Will was fully clothed? Did Will fuck with all his clothes on?

"Yeah Nico said you were coming by, just Don't scare me like that. Hand me the baby wipes I have to clean that stuff up, rubbing alcohol and some cotton too. Wait I bet there's a first aid kit under the sink, I'm a dummy." I looked at him confused.

"Percy my ass hurts could you move so Will can get the kit!"

I moved and Will found the kit under the sink and went back to Nico. Neither of them seemed weird that I was there listening to them have sex. Walking out of the bathroom I saw Nico has this red bulge on his ass cheek and it was bleeding.

"What is that?"

"Nico had a boil on his ass. Lou Ellen cursed him earlier this week. I've been trying to get him to let me lance it all week. It was getting worse. You should have seen that sucker blow. Dude you were in the bathroom a long time are you feeling ok?"

"Ugh yeah I'm fine. I got to go though."

"Percy I thought we had to go into the city?"

"Umm give me like an hour and I'll be back I just remembered I forgot something and I didn't tell Chiron so I'm going to go do that, yeah." I ran away as fast as possible. Not only were they not having sex, but I just got off to someone popping a glorified pimple and felt the need to shower and reassess my life. I can't believe I jumped to the conclusion that Nico and Will were fucking. What was my problem! Im such a pervert! Of course there was another reason! Fuck I'm a bad person!

Wills POV

"I got you baby just relax and let me clean and bandage this." I wiped gingerly at the wound.

"I can't believe he just saw me with my pants down getting a boil lanced. I'm so embarrassed!"

"Could he worse babe, he could have walked in on us fucking."

"Yeah, it's bad enough your sister keeps catching us in the infirmary closet."

"Yeah, she's such as ass. It's not like she doesn't know what we are doing in there."

"Well now that you say that I feel better, that would be mortifying if he caught us having sex."