Hi guys!

So 11th update! Thanks for your stupendousness!

Um… new update… new character… and with my Dei-kun and Sasori no danna! That's what you'll be seeing next week, maybe even this week, my lovies! And here are the comments:

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Yep, so regular drill, peoples who read this. Review for Kakuzu's sake.

Kakuzu: "Help! I'm being held hostage by this psycho! She burnt my money while I was tied up! If you are reading this, come and kill her!"

Pheh. That was nothing. If there are any Kakuzu fangirls, please come and glomp him. He's all yours.

Kakuzu: "NO! For the money's sake!"

*pushes him aside* Peoples, let's read the epic adventure of Haley and the Akatsuki. AND REVIEW. Pay no attention to the captive in the corner. Thanks! *awkward smile*

11

So where did I leave off… hmm… oh yeah! Sweet, sweet revenge.

I rushed to the main lobby, grabbing one of those swirly chairs and spun my way onto the computer. "Come on, you guys! It's probably the best things you'll ever see!"

Pein in my Ass sounded from the lobby along with his stupid assholes for subordinates. "If it is irrelevant to the topic or it is something to escape, you have no mercy."

I narrowed my eyes to that Pierced Wonder. No wonder he can't catch a girlfriends. Heh. Even with all of that metallic jewelry, he's not a… (wait for it)… CHICK MAGNET! I cringed in my own humor… again, I could be David Cook one day.

"What are you fucking smiling about, bitch?" asked Hidan miserably in the corner, stabbing himself with his salad chopper. Wow. His guy has serious emo issues. Him and SAS-GAY would get along well. His face hid behind shadow, his lip quivering with blood.

"It's the best thing you'll ever see… trust me…!" I cackled and I could hear the evil organ playing with the thunder and lightning in the background. Then I snapped back, seeing a puddle right next to Stripper Boy. "Wait… are those TEARS? Oh my god, you're crying!" Where was the camera for that Kodak moment? Click! I could see the headlines, peoples! Jashin fanboy cries of Patheticness!"

He turned bright red. "Fuck no!" he spat in my face, the wind blowing against me, "If you fucking think I give a fucking shit about bitches like you, you're fucking screwed on that guess!"

Wow. We got ourselves a pottymouth here, son.

I grinned. "Well, I've got something here that will lift your spirits! Hey guys, come on!" I yelled to those stubborn babies on the lobby.

"No." Guess who that was. No shocker for Purple Buggars.

"What if I tell you it's about the kyuubi Jinchuuriki Uzumaki Naruto?" Gosh, that's a mouthful. I dare you to say it five times fast without adding a spasm onto your tongue.

…And Pain approaches! With the other members! Kakuzu's giving me that loving, caressing look of death again, and Dr. Shmex and Pinocchio… bored as ever. Never get tired of those two goofballs. And Kisame Hoshigaki can't wait. Just look at his face. He's dying for it. Deidara… enough said. Those gullible idiots. They'll never know what hit them.

I logged onto YouTube. Click. Click. Click. Subscriptions. Then my eyes widened.

"New Freaking Manga! Kisame, I get to know if you die or not! Let's see it!"

Shark boy swallowed. "Um, let's not."

Pain refocused those creeper eyes at me, and then I almost collapsed on the ground in fright. I swear Yamato, Kakuzu and Purple Buggars are all related. "Show us the information on the kyuubi."

I groaned. "Fine. Worthless assholes," I muttered, (SPOILER ALERT!) "Geez, and by the way, Kisame, Guy kicks your ass. Knocked out. You're captured by Killer Bee, Naruto, the semi-hot pathetic guy with the goggles, Guy, my homeboy Yamato, and some other character whose name I never know. You're getting your mind read by the goggles guy, and you're whole youth life is spilt and we come so freaking close to seeing the controller of the fourth Mizukage and then you bite your tongue off when you wake up, and now you're on an unstoppable rampage. How's that for a summary?"

Kisame twitched. "I'm glad… I had first shots on you; girlie… you're dead after this."

"Aw, don't like your fortune?" I snickered while I tried to find the video. Ah, here it is. "Here it is in color, Leader. It says, 'Old Rag Man and Jashinist Pottymouth vs. Grandma Badass'… oh my lawd! It's gotten 5 million views since yesterday!"

"Wait, that's not it…"

"Kakuzu, do you know what this is? Fucking hell will be let out!"

"Don't you press that button, Haley."

I snickered. "Then pray for your pants, boys!" I reached out to click for play. A tentacle came shooting out of Kakuzu's arm, fast as lighting, going to grab my arm. Time slowed as I looked from Good Ole St. Stitches to my arm. Both grabbed. And I clicked right before he grabbed my arm and pulled it back.

The video played. There was Granny with my two main characters, and something is muttered, and Hidan swears (like always), and my favorite part comes. Bruce Lee on Hidan. Body slams everywhere, and our favorite stripper priest is being decapitated while his ear is pulled by an 80 year grandmother. And the laugher begins. Kisame's already going to pass out, and then Grandma played Hidan's head like a basketball and dribbled him. Almost everyone laughed. Except for Pein in my Ass and Itachi. Zetsu was going crazy on the white part of his twisted face while black was yelling about being hungry.

Then Kakuzu came on the screen, trying to reason. And aha! There comes the purse in the tenders, and the pepper spray in the face. I turned to see Dr. Shmex… he cracked a smile. Oh my god. It's the apocalypse!

The video ended when I was being grabbed by Scrooge there with his rape tentacles, and that about ended it. I mean, who wouldn't laugh at those idiots being kicked in their immortal asses by an elderly pigeon lady. And Kakuzu's face back there… priceless. Speaking of the devil, I glanced back. He. Was. Pissed.

"Haley…" he started grumbling underneath his unwashed mask. Literally, does he take that thing to the cleaners every once in a while? Oh god. Crazy eyes are back.

"Hey, what's that video?" Deidara pointed out, eyes widened.

"Nope. Nope. Nope," Leader argued. Geez, someone didn't have a good time. "Haley, we will deal with the consequences now-"

Click. Click. I smiled in my death-stare to Carrot Top. "Too late." I turned to the members, who were still recovering. "What you see may be mentally scarring, so please… tune in."

The video played. And the music was some really cheesy 70's love song. And right there on the first slide was Deidara and Sasori… making out. "And may I introduce you to yaoi! Deidara, perfect pick for a pansy like you!"

Deidara was covering his eyes, although I could see little tints of pink from his cheeks. Hehe; Barbie's embarrassed that I found that. Sasori was stiff, twitching his left eye, eyes never moving the awful picture. "This dimension is made purely out of insanity," he murmured.

Once everyone saw the fan art, they all groaned. I laughed, being me. "Well, I'm so glad it worked out, but the next slide will kill all of you."

"Haley-chan, you need to stop," Purple Buggars threatened, pulling out the big spike. Ouch. It's too bad he doesn't really have a yaoi pairing of him and someone. I would torture him like Dr. Shmex and his bloody eyes.

The slide transitioned. And on the beach were Kisame and Itachi. Kisame was carrying Itachi baby style, and both of them were looking into each other's eyes, smiling sweetly. And did I mention that Itachi was in… A BIKINI?

"HAHAHA OH FUCKING HA!" Well, readers, you already know who that is, "PWNED! OH SHIT THIS IS TOO MUCH!" he got out of his little emo corner and came to see more. Kisame screamed bloody murder, and tried to get Hidan to give him his salad dicer. That means we get our dinner tonight and we don't even need to pay for it. Cold, blue, sushi.

Itachi, Dr. Emo Shmex himself, had left the room after seeing that. He was in the main lobby, checking his eyesight. "It worsened," he muttered depressingly.

"Well, there was Tobi and Zetsu, but they weren't that popular… so finally, my favorite pairing…" I cackled, evilly looking at the two Zombie idiots in the corner. They looked up at me, and we were having the stare down. The western cowboy showdown music was playing. And while Hidan and Kakuzu were coming to stop me, I clicked play again. They stopped in their tracks, realizing it was too late.

There they were, sharing one grave with each other, holding hands and smooching. A sight to see. Once they saw it, both jaws dropped. "MUTHA FUCKERS! HOLY JASHIN, SHIELD YOUR EYES!"

"I'm trying, but I can't stop staring at it!" St. Stitches added, crazy eyes on the screen. "Haley! If you love me, stop the damn video!"

I couldn't stop laughing at those two go at it in a grave. What a treat. "Love? I love this! Are you fucking kidding me? I hope it doesn't end!"

"NOOOOOO!" yelled everyone, eyes on me, evil thought entering their heads. Uh oh. There was something going on that I'm probably involved with. I tried to hide under the desk, but my algid kleptomaniac insane boyfriend lifted the desk off and flung it out the room, computer with it. Ah man. I was hoping I would show them their other character pairings. I pouted, giving Ebenezer the lip. "Don't kill me, it was only for some freaking fun… right guys…?"

I only heard sharpening of swords and grumblings. That only means one thing. Either human backpack… or I'm getting knocked out. Again. For my Uncle Pete's sake, can y'all stop making me black out?

They didn't even hear me plead for my party. These Akatsuki dudes were unfair. Piercings Boy came up to me, raised black stabber in my face. I hope he wasn't going to freak up my face, or he'll be hearing from my lawyers, and the big bill comes in, and Kakuzu will kill the whole organization.

So anyways, he raised it, Buggars sticking out like bug eyes. Someone get the mosquito swatter before…

It was too late. That emo carrot top slammed my head, causing me to fall asleep for the freaking fourth time. Damn you, Chick Magnet, I hope Konan ditches you.

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