WARNING, WARNING: SLASHY FICTION AHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you're not aware what slash fiction is it's male on male action. If you don't like it, don't read it.
"Beautiful Disaster - 3:20 Thursday Morning Part 5"
They told Jem and I it was only a 15 mintue walk from the mall to the beach and on the way. Jem still has that stupid little smile on her face and Shane hasn't removed his arm from her shoulders. Blake and Tori are holding hands and bumping into each other every step they take smiling and talking the whole time. Hunter, Dustin, and Cam are arguing about some cartoon or comic something I know nothing about. And of course I'm in the back all by myself... I wonder if they even notice.
"Right Ally!" Dustin says.
"Huh?!" I say looking confused.
"I said that Patamon could so kick Gatomon's ass!" Dustin says.
"I have no idea what the hell those are?" I say looking even more confused.
"You don't like Digimon?!?!" Dustin asks looking shocked.
"Umm, no... I only really watch Care Bears, Rainbow Brite, Strawberry Shortcake... Anything from the 80's." I say shrugging.
"We are so gonna have to have another anime night soon!" Hunter says laughing.
"As long as it's not all yaoi porn anime again!" Tori says turning around laughing.
"I didn't know what it was, I thought it would be all fighting yaoi sounds like oww... I just thought it would be an all fighting cartoon!" Shane says blushing.
"They have cartoon porn?!?!" Jem asks excitedly.
"Umm, yaoi is gay anime... So you get the picture." Cam says smiling.
"GAY CARTOON PORN!!!!!! I WANNA WATCH!!!!!!" Jem says jumping up and down. Everyone stopped and looked wide eyed... Well everyone except me.
"That's my little sister, the gay porn addict!" I say patting her on the head.
"I can't help it that I think gay porn is sexy... I mean it's double the penises." Jem says shrugging. Everyone still looks at her wide eyed. "Hey, look we're at the beach!" She says trying to change the subject as she runs to the water.
"Your sister is umm... Different!" Blake says.
"Yeah, she's always been that way though for some reason... She won't have that many straight friends when she goes to school because she's a big fag hag." I say shrugging and running after Jem.
"Isn't it beautiful Ally?" Jemma says flopping down on the sand.
"Yeah." I say flopping down next to her.
"We should just run and do flips and stuff like we did when we were little." Jem says smiling.
"If that's what you want to do, do it Jem." I say smiling.
"As long as you do some flips with me." Jem says nugging me.
"I'll do 1 but that's all!" I say with a serious look.
"Ok, but what should we do? A backflip or an ariel?" Jem asks.
"I'm probably gonna do a do a roundoff into an ariel." I say shrugging.
"Of course, you gotta impress your 'boys'!" Jem says with air quotes.
I just give her a dirty look and take off running and spring off the sand and do my flips. I look and see Jemma do 5 backflips without taking a rest inbetween. I look at the guys and see them gaping at us like they've seen the coolest thing in the world.
"Where in the HELL did you guys learn that?!?!?!" Blake asks.
"Well, I've been in gymnastics and cheerleading since I was 3 and Ally's always been a natural gymnist." Jem says.
"You guys are just full of surprises aren't you?" Hunter asks winking.
"Yeah, I mean Ally's hot and can do wicked cool flips. And Jemma is just freaky with her gay porn obsession!" Dustin says laughing.
"You forgot to mention that she's wicked HOTT!" Shane says looking shy after he said it.
"No, I didn't forget to mention it... Did I Hunter, did I forget to mention Jemma's hot?" Dustin says sarcastically.
"No, you so mentioned it... Let me see she's freaky and Ally's hot! Yeah, I think you did forget to mention it Dustin." Hunter says giving Dustin a weird look.
"Ah, very well ole' chap!" Dustin says bowing.
"You don't have to tell me I'm hot because I know I am!" Jemma says spinning around in circles then striking a pose.
"Concided much?" I ask Jemma.
"No, I just know I'm hot even though I'm freaky!" She says batting her eyelashes.
"You don't think you're hot Ally?" Cam asks.
"NO, I'm an average looking guy. If people think I'm hot then they need their eyes checked!" I say blushing and looking at the ground.
"He's always been like this. He's a hot looking guy but he's modest which most guys and girls find very attractive... It's amazing what you can learn from Cosmo!" Jemma says punching me in the shoulder.
"Well, I think you're hot and so do Hunter and Dustin and strangely enough your own sister..." Tori says.
"Yeah... Well I've had enough of the beach is there any place we can go tonight?" I ask.
"There's this cool club not far from here The Underground. It's a straight, bi, gay, transgender... Almost everything you can think of." Blake says.
"Yeah, but can I get in?" Jemma asks.
"Yeah, since it's summer they have it open for teenagers from 9 to 2. They usually have theme nights and I think tonight is karaoke night." Cam says.
"We are SOOOOOO THERE! I mean if all you guys want to go tonight." Jemma says jumping up and down.
"Sure, we haven't been in a while. Shane's usually up there half the time." Tori says.
"You sing?" Jemma asks looking at Shane like he were God himself.
"Yeah, I'm pretty good." Shane says with a cocky tone.
"I'm sorry to say it Shane but Ally could so kick your ass at singing!" Tori says smiling.
"Ally probably could kick Justin Timberlake's ass... Well, just think of your favortie singer and he's 10 times better than them!" Jemma says smugly.
"Oh really, I smell a challenge!" Shane says.
"No, it's just your cologne. What is that ode de goat farmer?" Blake asks.
"No, it's Tommy. And if Ally's that good then why don't you sing?" Shane asks giving Blake a dirty look.
"Wait till tonight and you'll hear me! But for now it's... Wow, it's already 6 we should get home and eat then get ready for tonight." I say.
"So are we all gonna meet at my house or what?" Tori asks as we walk back to Storm Chargers.
"The Underground is closer to Shane, Dustin, Blake and Hunter and my house so we'll just meet you guys there." Cam says as he stops walking as we approach Storm Chargers.
"Okay, well I'll drive us home and we'll meet there at 8:45 is that good?" Tori asks.
"Yeah, that sounds great babe. I'll see you later." Blake says kissing Tori "Bye Ally, bye Jemma!"
"Bye Blake!" Jemma and I say waving.
"See y'all later!" Jemma says walking to the van with Tori and I.
"Hey Ally, wait up!" Hunter yells and motions for Dustin to follow.
"Yeah?" I ask as I stop and turn around.
"Umm... Well I... Well, we just wanted to say that we had a fun time today and hopefully tonight will be fun too. And sorry about Shane when someone steps on his ego he gets all bitchy!" Hunter says chuckling while Dustin nods in agreement.
"Well, I'm sure tonight will be entertaining. Battle Of The Bitches Karaoke starts tonight!" I say winking at them and walking to the van. "See ya later boys!"
"See ya Ally!" They both say waving.
Hello, sorry it's been so long since I posted and this chapter is rather short but hopefully I add more soon!
