This Whole Chapter Is For My Friend Annisag….

SO! Where were we? Oh yes, the Cullens had the Doctor, Rose and Jack CAPTURED. So, back to that.

Edward towered over the Doctor Rose and Jack in the woods there, glaring angrily with anger.

"You shot my piano."

"Sister," Lucy corrected. "They shot our sister. That blonde girl with the eyebrows."

"Yeah," Edward said, looking beautifully tragic in his tragic vampire beauty.

"You are so beautiful," Jack sighed dreamily.

"Stop it," The Doctor Said. "He's a teenager."

Jack snorted. "Your mom's a teenager."

Edward was still angry, and his family was still angry too, and they were all standing there, looking angry. Then all of the sudden, a furry brown blur ran up to the group and snatched Rose away! It was horrible! The Doctor tried to run after them, but the Cullens were like "No." and kept him and Jack captured, just standing there and screaming for Rose, but she wasn't coming back because she'd been captured by something that ran way and she couldn't hear them anymore anyways.

So, this huge fight broke out amongst the Cullens and Jack and the Doctor. The Doctor was super fast, his Time Lord ness combining with his new vampire nature and making him like super badass. He threw Cullens's against trees and roared all sexy, showing off the fangs that were really quite impressive. Jack was wrestling with Edward, trying very hard to turn it from wrestling into sweet, sweet loving, but nothing doing.

"I'm in love with Bella!" Edward shouted, resisting the urge to kiss back this extremely gorgeous hunk of vampire on top of him. It was hard. Finally he gave in and began making out with Jack.

"Jack!" The Doctor Cried, Throwing The Dad Cullen Into A Wall. "He's a teenager."

"You're moms a teenager, Edward said, kissing Jack.

The Doctor stopped, crossing his arms in front of his chest. "That's so not fair."

Then there was this horrible cry, and that Lucy girl – the psychic one, you know? – leapt out of the bushes, headed for the Doctor with a STAKE in her hands! Oh no!

"Oh no!" The Doctor cried.!

But then, before she could steak him, the TARDIS appeared out of nowhere. And the steak meant for the doctor plunged into the TARDIS. It roared with pain, shuddered, and died.

"Noooooo!" The Doctor cried, pulling the steak out, but it was to late. So the Doctor jumped on Lucy and bit her neck, drinking her up until she was dead.

"Hey," the kind of mom woman said. "Stop that! Your our prisoner. Don't keep killing us. We want to play baseball, and you're making it so we don't have enough players."

The Doctor looked at the carnage he had made happen in the last few minutes, avoiding looking at Edward and Jack still making out, because that just made him mad. Several cullens were dead and the tardis was too, and there was just so much waist that he didn't know what to do and Rose was gone too, which made him the saddest of all, so he threw his head back and made a really loud, sad vampire sound into the night sky, that was sparkling like his skin did now, forever lost to be a vampire with the cullenses in this part of the world where they lived and now he had to live too because he had to at least find Rose before he could leave, even though they wouldn't get very far without the TARDIS, so maybe he could become king of the vampires or something. Tragic!

****BREAK****

Rose opened her eyes and saw a bunch of shirtless, tan guys with tattoos standing over her. Her first thought was that she'd woken up inside one of Jack's naughty dreams, but then they started talking, and they were talking to her so she knew she was really there.

"You all right?" One of them asked.

"I'm okay," she said standing, and, brushing, herself off. "Who are you guys? Where's the Doctor? Where's Jack?"

"We don't know who those people are," the one guy said. "But you are supposed to be with us."

"Why?" Rose asked. What makes you say that about me?

Your a wolf, the other guy said. I think his name is Fred. "We smell the wolf in you, and now it's going to come out.

They were standing around a fire, and Rose looked into the fire, and the fire looked into her, and the next thing she knew she ran from the fire and stripped off her shirt and turned into a beautiful, pale blonde wolf that threw its head back and howled for the Doctor at the same time he was howling for her. Their howls together mingled and made a sound like harmony but coming from scary monsters. They heard each other, because they're in love, but Rose had to get used to her animal nature and she stopped to smell some skunk wee-wee on a tree, momentarily forgetting about the Doctor.

She was an animal now, just as he was an undead monster thing.

They

Could

Never

Go

Home.

Again!

***BREAK***

"I sense her," The Doctor said to Jack, who was still wrestling around with Edward. "This is really starting to get old, you too."

"He's so beautiful," Edward said. "Who ever wanted that Bella chick when Jack is in the world?"

The Doctor sighed. "Wait till you see him in the sunlight."

Edward and Jack smiled at one another. "Come on spider monkey," Edward said. Jack climbed onto his back and they ran towards the sunrise so they could see each others's beauty in the beautiful meadow.

"Rose is out there." The Doctor said. He looked out the big windows at the Cullens house, because even though he was a prisoner it was kind of a loose prisonership, especially since everybody felt bad that Lucy had killed the Tardis and that Jack and Edward were together which sort of made them all family anyway. Is her name Elsie? It's Alice. Whatever. She's dead now.

That guy that was with her was really sad, and looked at everyone all spooky and then ran away.

Then, there was a knock at the door. The Doctor ran to it, swinging it open only to find this amazingly alluring, incredibly attractive boring looking girl with kind of lank brown hair and no personality standing at the door with her backpack over one shoulder.

"Um, Edward take me school." She mumbled, pulling at her hair and looking at the ground.

"You're fascinating!" the Doctor said. "I'm a vampire. I'm the Doctor. Have you seen Rose?"

"No." She stared at him, her eyes a vacuum into sheer, banal nothingness.

"My God," he sighed, leaning against the doorway. "You're just wonderful."

Standing there, without anything really causing it, Bella fell off the porch and rolled down the hill by the side of the house into a ravine. The Doctor took off his shirt and ran down the hill to help her.

"Am ok," she mumbled, ignoring the Doctor's gorgeous, sparkling pecks. "Where Edward? Need."

The Doctor looked up, past her, and saw the wolf. The blonde wolf with brown eyes that sang to him.

"Doctor," she said. "Look at me."

"I love you," he said. He stepped over Bella, stepping on her hair, and petted Rose on the head, scratching her ears. She licked his hand.

Rose looked into his eyes, but then looked away real quick. "Do you smell squirrel."

The Doctor grinned. "Let's hunt."

"Hey," Bella whined. "Still on ground."

But it was to late. They were gone.

They ran together for a while before they stopped at the edge of a meadow, where Jack and Edward were telling each other how beautiful they were and sparkling all over the place. Rose and the Doctor walked into the meadow, hand in paw, and since the Doctor already had his shirt off and Rose was effectively naked, they began to sparkle as well.

She turned back into a person and they made out, having sex too.

Boy, was Bella mad. And the other wherewolves. And the Cullens'. And the TARDIS's ghost.