To pass the time before a party at the clubhouse Tig and I went to the zoo. I loved the zoo, seeing the animals, and learning about something new. It was fun to me. I found it fascinating, but Tig didn't. He just dragged along giving me those sighs of boredom and the constant roll of the eyes when I found a cute animal. That was until we got to the horses. Don't know why he liked them so much but he seemed really entranced. We passed the polar animals, lizards, wild cats and marine life. By the time it was practically over I was in heaven. I loved animals so much. I should've gone to college to become a vet. My poor Tig however was practically asleep and muttered something about if he had enough time to run out and get hit by a bus before we saw the primates. If I had to go through a exhibit devoted to Harley's for three hours he will get through this zoo experience.
No one is leaving, until this zoo ride is done. Not on my watch. When we reached the Silver back gorilla Tig was considering that bus idea too literally for my taste. Gorillas were ugly but interesting creatures. The poor thing was behind a thick glass. He looked angry and bored probably from all these stupid looking people staring and making faces at him all day. Poor thing. It should be free in the wild not captive.
Anyway I was reading the description, when Tig decided to stare at the gorilla. In the eye. Dead center. Now from common knowledge you don't look a wild animal in the eye. That challenges them, and pisses them off. So don't do it! Even if the gorilla is locked up you shouldn't push your damn luck! So the gorilla stared back.
Tig stared back harder.
The gorilla did the same.
"Baby, don't look him in the eye." I said, not looking at the gorilla. "Psh," he scoffed. "You think I'm scared of a dirty ape?"
You should dumbass.
I continued to read, so what happened next wasn't clear to me. All I heard was a very loud BANG, then I felt myself being pushed out of the way. The gorilla was still behind the glass he just looked pissed off, but something clicked in Tig's brain that the gorilla had gotten out and was after him because he was running for his life. Apparently the gorilla got off it's ass ran to the glass and punched it as hard as it could. The Sergeant-at-Arms of one of the biggest MC's in the world was running for his damn life from a gorilla that wasn't even loose. I am so lucky to have such a brave man to defend me.
Haha, sorry I had a dream like this. Couldn't resists. Review and I'll give you more. I promise. My reviewers I love you all. Please continue to review, I'll even check out some of your stuff. I'm up for anything new.