Insanely Average

Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn © Amano Akira

Synopsis: "Being average isn't so bad but I'd like to think that I'm somewhat insane as well. What do you think, Tsuna-kun?" He looked at her oddly. "W-Who are you?" He asked and she simply grinned. "Kobayashi Asahi, at your service." SI-OC

CHILDHOOD ARC

Scary Prefect

A pair of nervous-looking brown orbs connected at once with another pair of sharp grey orbs. They stared at each other with the former looking quite scared (he had heard of the latter's reputation after all!) while the latter looking quite calm. The two boys were Sawada Tsunayoshi and Hibari Kyoya respectively. Asahi was watching the two of them via sidelines.

This could be fun!🎵 She hummed internally.

(I wonder what Na-chin's thinking right now?)

"Okay!" She gestured first towards the older boy. "Na-chin, this is Hibari Kyoya and..." She turned and gestured next to her best friend. "Ya-chin-sempai, this is Sawada Tsunayoshi!"

Kyoya raised an eyebrow. "Little Animal, you expect me to associate myself with this herbivore?" He asked, no doubt sounding annoyed.

"Oh come on, Hibari-sempai! He's my first friend and my best friend!" She said in a protesting tone. "He ain't too bad! I mean, you hang out with me, another herbivore, after all!"

"You're different." He said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"Am not!" She protested.

"You are."

"Am not!"

(Geez, I still don't understand how Ya-chin-sempai does not seem to see me as a fellow herbivore like Tsuna. That's just so..weird.)

Meanwhile, Tsuna watched in the sidelines this time as his best friend argued with the scary older boy without looking the least bit afraid of him. He looked utterly conflicted at the thought that she somehow managed to befriend the scary prefect.

My friend really is insane! He thought hysterically.

"Itai!" He heard Asahi cry out in pain. He turned to find her clutching her head in pain while Hibari-san was holding his infamous pair of tonfas in his hands.

"Na-chin..." He suddenly heard his friend call out for him.

Asahi immediately glomped him into a hug and started looking all teary-eyed. "Ya-chin-sempai is being mean to me! Save me!"

(Don't leave me alone!)

"B-But I can't!" He protested at once.

He was no fighter after all! Heck, he bet that if he even tried anything against the older boy, he would immediately be 'bitten to death'.

She frowned at him and then glared at Hibari-san. "That really hurt, Ya-chin!" She said angrily.

Hibari-san stared at her impassively. "It was because you were arguing with me, Little Animal." He reasoned out.

Tsuna sweatdropped at his words.

That was no reason to physically hurt someone!

"Mou~" She muttered and then approached him. Tsuna had noticed a determined glint in her bored-looking eyes. She suddenly reached out her hand. He wondered what she could be planning.

"Here." She said with her hand held out in front of her.

Hibari-san looked confused.

"A-Ano..." He spoke up. The prefect turned to look at him. He nearly 'hiie-ed' at the boy's glare but surprisingly managed to keep his wits on him. He gulped nervously. "She's asking for a down low." He gestured with his hands, creating a downward high-five.

Hibari nodded in acknowledgement and proceeded to do it...slowly.

Once the older boy did it, Asahi took her chance to slap Hibari-san's cheek (much to Tsuna's horror) and proceeded to run away with Tsuna himself in tow.

"Nyahaha! Got ya', Hibari-sempai!" She said with an odd laugh. "Can't catch us!" She added with a taunt.

Hibari-san looked utterly pissed.

Tsuna looked mortified.

While Asahi looked absolutely giddy.

They were chased around until Asahi paused, feeling tired of the short run, and then the two were nearly 'bitten to death' by the prefect as soon as he caught up to them.

At least their bruises weren't so bad to the point that they couldn't move.

(Tsuna had a deep feeling that the only reason their bruises weren't bad enough for them to be sent to the hospital was because Hibari-sempai had a very soft spot for his best friend.)

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OMAKE: Hibari Kyoya's Thoughts

Kyoya was in the middle of a nap on top of one of the branches of the large sakura tree that stood across the street of his home, when he sensed someone pass by under the said tree.

His eyes snapped open and he took the moment to take a peek on the intruder.

It turned out to be a young female herbivore who was trying to spy the inside of his house from outside the gate.

"Oh." He heard her murmur. "Is no one here?" (His hearing was quite good, a gift he considered quite beneficial to himself since it helped him easily find the stupid herbivores who hid in dingy alleys and caused troubles, thus disrupting the peace and order of Namimori.)

"Mew."

Unbeknownst to him, his eyes had brightened at the sight of the kitty cat that stood on the girl's shoulder.

The girl looked up and the sight of her large and bright amethyst colored eyes, coupled with the cat's own, nearly took his breath away.

(Cute.) She was just like a little animal. So adorable-looking that he had this undeniable urge to take her under his own wing and care for her like the many other animals that flocked towards him.

"Little Animal." He had ended up calling her.

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A/N: Another old chapter, but I revised it a bit. Sorry it's short, I'm kind of in a writer's block so I decided to upload this old chapter.

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