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"Jake, come on! We need to get going!" Seth groaned from outside Edward and Jacob's bedroom. Well, it was Jacob's bedroom and Edward's room since Edward didn't sleep.

"I'll be out in a minute! You don't want me going to school naked, do you?!" Jacob retorted through the door.

Seth smirked, "I wouldn't mind," he stifled a chuckle when Edward said it with him, "Oh, hey, Edward! You know, you have eternity to have so much fun…if you ever get tired of waiting for Jacob to get dressed since he's such a girl…you know how to reach me," he winked, even though Edward could tell he was just trying to coax Jacob to hurry up.

Suddenly, the bedroom door flew open, Jacob's hair unkempt from the scuffling he had of putting a shirt on. His eyes were wild, "Don't you even think about doing it, Edward Cullen, or so help me God your balls will not only be blue from being dead!"

Seth stifled a laugh and playfully smacked Edward's marble ass, "See ya around, babe." He winked and walked away, laughing softly.

Edward stifled his laughter, wrapping his arms around Jacob's waist, "He was only playing, love. You might want to brush your hair before Alice sees you."

Jacob nodded and ran his fingers through his hair, fixing it. He flashed a quick smile and walked downstairs, smiling at Emmett, "Morning, Emmett."

The giant vampire smiled at Jacob, waving the giant knife he had in his hand as he chopped up the food for the breakfast quesadillas that Seth was making for him and Jacob.

Jacob blinked a few times, relaxing a bit when he felt a cool hand snake into his back right pocket. He leaned into Edward, thinking to him,

Am I the only person who gets a total flashback of Sweeney Todd when Emmett's waving knives around?

Edward smirked and nodded, leaning down and kissed Jacob's jawline, "Seth, you cook?"

Seth nodded, "Yep! My mom taught me and I also picked up a few things from…uh, you know…Rachael Ray."

Jacob rolled his eyes, "Seth, it's okay to say her name. I'm not going to freak out."

"You might," Alice added as she danced into the room, Jasper in tow, "Of course, I wouldn't be the one to ask considering I can't see anything anymore!"

Seth's smile became a small frown, "I'm sorry, Alice."

"Don't be sorry," she shrugged, "Just don't blame me when something bad happens that could have been prevented by a vision."

Jacob laughed, "You ready to go to school, baby?"

Edward looked down at Jacob, "You need to eat, love."

Jacob walked over and grabbed a quesadilla, "Consider it the Cullen- Clearwater drive-thru," he smiled at Edward, "I need to get my car later."

"Jasper and I will get it," Alice said with a smile, looking at her companion, "Right, Jasper?"

Jasper's eyes grew, obviously not comfortable with driving a car filled with werewolf scent, but he nodded.

Jacob's smile faded slightly, but he tried his best to keep up the façade.

Correction- he reminds me of Sweeney Todd…

Edward chuckled and led Jacob out. Seth followed, singing along to Johanna, but adding his own lyrics.

"I feel you, Edward Cullen…

I'll steal you…

Because Jacob takes forever

Putting any clothes on

I am in your bed beside you

Buried sweetly in your marble chest…"

"Shut up, Seth!" Jacob shouted behind himself. Emmett, Alice, and Jasper all laughed, especially when they heard a thud and Seth yelling "Ow!"

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Jacob instantly tensed up as Edward pulled the Volvo into the parking lot. Mike Newton was standing with a few of his friends, one of them being Bella, and they were laughing and staring at the car. Well, they were staring, Bella was glaring.

Edward clenched his jaw, "You'll be happy to know that Mike Newton is actually not going to discriminate against your lifestyle choices."

Jacob looked over at Edward, "My lifestyle choices? What about you, Cullen? What, do you think I'm a girl?"

Edward smirked, "Sometimes you can have an attitude like one, but no, sweetheart. It doesn't matter to me what Mike thinks of me; he's not my friend, he's yours. Besides, now that he knows I prefer you he sees that the major competition is out of his way."

Jacob nodded, blushing slightly, "Right, sorry. I'm still a little sensitive, I guess. It's tough to go to a new school and then suddenly be out."

Edward nodded and wrapped his arm around Jacob, pulling him close, "It will be alright, love. We're both in this together."

Seth suddenly popped his head in between theirs with a large smile on his face and sang, "We're all in this together…once we know that we are, we're all stars and seeeeee thattt!!!"

Jacob rolled his eyes and playfully smacked Seth on the face, "You're a lot more likeable when you're unconscious."

Edward laughed, "Now, now, let's not be abusive, Jake."

Jacob shot Edward a look and then turned to look at Seth, who had a smug smile on his face, "Sing another song…and I will rip your vocal chords out, Seth."

Seth playfully frowned and leaned back into the seat, "Why you gotta be so violent?"

Jacob saw Edward give him a look that asked him the same thing and let out a sigh, "Because, Seth, your singing is worst than William Hung with laryngitis."

Edward broke out into laughter, "Alright, pups. Let's get to class."

Seth and Jacob got out and walked with Edward, who wrapped his arm around Jacob's waist.

Bella smirked, looking at them, "Oh, look everybody; it's the fudge packers of Forks High."

Jacob shot her a look and mocked her voice, "Oh, look everybody; it's Hannah Montana. Tell me, Bella, is that your real hair or is it still stapled to your head?"

Bella narrowed her eyes, walking forward, "I don't know, Jacob, are you still full of shit or did you let some out to make room for Edward's-"

"Enough!"

Edward stepped in between the two ex-friends and glared at Bella, letting out a low growl, "It would be best for us all if you just shut up and moved on, Bella."

Bella smirked, "Oh, would it, Edward? Would it really be best for all of you pansies? Well, I'd just hate to make your lives difficult, now wouldn't I? Oh, wait a minute…I would love to make your lives difficult!"

Seth walked and situated himself in between the two of them, "Want me to make it difficult to chew the crap you're spitting out of your mouth? Keep talking and I'll knock your fucking teeth out and make you choke on them, bitch," he grabbed Edward's and Jacob's wrists and pulled them away, "Come on, guys. I don't want to contract whatever diseases this STD Motel has."

Bella scoffed, "At least this STD Motel still has both of her parents."

The three boys suddenly stopped in their tracks. Edward let out a soft growl before turning to grab a hold of Jacob, but he was too late. Jacob was already in front of Bella, so close that the two of them barely had breathing room, "At least he doesn't do practically suicidal things just to hear his ex's voice in his head."

Bella smirked, "At least I don't go stealing my best friend's boyfriends."

Rosalie stepped in between them and punched Bella, knocking her onto the ground, unconscious, "And at least I'm not the one having a fainting spell over our insane hotness. Come on, Jacob," the blonde walked Jacob back over to Edward, who wrapped his arm around Jacob again. Jacob looked around but Seth was nowhere to be seen.

Jacob sat down in Health class and organized his books. He rolled his eyes as he thought about how much of a girl he was turning into since he imprinted on Edward.

"Hey, Jacob."

Jacob let out a small growl as Mike Newton took the seat next to him. He closed his eyes and focused on calming down since Edward had said hat Mike wouldn't hold being gay against him.

"Look, Jacob, I can see why you'd be angry, but I don't see why you have to be mad at me, dude. I didn't do anything to you."

Jacob shot a look at him, "That's exactly why I'm pissed, Mike! Bella was trash talking us and you didn't do a damn thing! You just stood there and gawked at us!"

Mike straightened up his posture a bit, "I didn't do anything because I didn't want to be pulled into your drama but apparently it happened anyway! Jacob, I don't give a damn if you're gay, just don't go hitting on me. Bella may have been wrong, but she's still my friend and people make mistakes."

"You're right, Mike. People make mistakes all the time, and you just made the biggest one by choosing her side."

Mike scoffed, "I'm not choosing anyone's side."

"Well, you better pick one soon because there are no neutral parties in a war-at least not this one."

Mike looked at Jacob before he let out a sigh and began to listen to the lecture-the first time ever for him in Health. Jacob just crossed his arms and stared down at the desk as he tried to block out any thoughts of this morning's fight with Bella.

I wish that I could make these chapters WAY longer, but I know you all have lives and you probably don't want to be reading a chapter that's so long it'd probably take two to three hours to read, so I'll just leave them this length until people start complaining, haha. This is a Jacob/Edward pairing story, so even though their relationship could be doomed somewhere down the line, I promise they will eventually get back together. I wouldn't write a story for a pairing just to break them up. So, please review.