Phoenix Wright: The Defense Never Rests!

by Swyldp

A bunch of short stories based on the Ace Attorney series. Because there aren't enough of these already. Spoilers for all games. Various ratings.

11. Inappropriate 2

Inappropriate Times to Shout: "Take that!"

While watching the news: "A traffic accident today killed two people and injured five others." "TAKE THAT!"

At school: "Wow, you got the best mark in the class." "TAKE THAT!"

After winning a competition: "TAKE THAT!"

At work: "There will be massive lay-offs this term." "TAKE THAT!"

If you forget you are holding money: "TAKE THAT!"

With a friend in a jewelry store: "TAKE THAT!"

When talking to a friend: "My boy/girlfriend dumped me." "TAKE THAT!"

In the back seat of a police car with another criminal: "TAKE THAT!"

After accidentally hitting someone in the face: "TAKE THAT!"

When giving someone advice on books in a library: "Which ones should I read?" "TAKE THAT!"

When walking with a friend and passing a beautiful lady (or man): "TAKE THAT!"

In court, while presenting evidence: "TAKE THAT!"

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The next one of course will be the longest.