Me: Hello, and welcome to the next chapter of 'Units and Vocaloids don't mix very well, even in other POV's!'

Conchita: … The f*ck was with the intro?!

Me: I felt like doing something different this time around, that's what.

Riliane: She makes a good point. Anyways, li43101 doesn't own Hetalia or the Vocaloids. Everything else, however, belongs to her. And if you dare say something about me doing the disclaimer Prussia, I swear I'll chop your 'five meters' off with a guillotine!

Prussia: … *walks away*

Riliane: *smiles evilly*


POV: Riliane

It has been five days since the Prussia/Artie fiasco with kidnapping Gallerian and getting beat up by China and Conchita, or at least that what Kayo told me when I asked her why she was dragging an unconscious Conchita. She said that Conchita had to be knocked out so she wouldn't eat Artie, although Kayo looked a little upset by that fact.

Anyways, we all were eating pancakes for breakfast. I was enjoying talking to Romano, Allen, and telling Spain to stop teasing Romano and I when Drake spoke.

"How about we do a competition?" She asked. Here's a better question; where did that question come from? Seriously, she just said it out of the blue. I glanced at the others, seeing that they were doing the same thing I was to everyone else.

"What kind of competition?" England asked cautiously. He must seriously not want to do laser tag again. I wouldn't mind if we were on the same teams and Romano gets to kiss me… I never said that. You didn't hear anything. I NEVER SAID ANYTHING!

"How about we do a dancing competition? We could use the game room and play Just Dance 2!" Drake answered immediately. America and Conchita nodded simultaneously. I actually have to agree with them on that one. I haven't danced in a while, even for Just Dance 2, and I f*cking love the game! … Why am I cussing more often than usual? D*MN IT, ROMANO HAS INFECTED ME WITH CUSSING PROBLEMS… not that I mind or anything.

"Sure. Besides, we haven't played Just Dance 2 as a group since, well, forever it seems," Allen said, smiling a little. I smiled as well as everyone else agreed. We all were given 10 minutes to get ready, according to Drake. After the ten minutes were up, I walked towards the game room when I heard a voice when I passed by Drake's door.

"Perfect. With this on and the dance I'm planning to do, all the men are going to fall in love with me," The voice said, cackling a little after they were done speaking. I came down to a quick and simple conclusion; either the Wicked Witch of the West has been reborn and is on the other side of the door, or that's just Drake being weird again. As much as I would rather go with the first option and dump water on whoever it is, I will have to go with the latter.

I quickly and quietly walked to Kayo's room, knowing full well that she will be able to help me out. And after I quickly knocked on the door, went into her room, and explained the situation, she agreed to do something about it. Five minutes later, after she convinced France to get flirty with Drake when the time came, and I'm laying on her bed, toying with the sheets as Kayo talked on her cellphone.

"That would be me, Megurine Luka… Yes, and I thought, why not get a unit my friend, Drake, would be happy with… She wants all the men in the mansion to fall for her. However, I doubt her plan is going to work. I am also planning to have one of the units we already have to fall for her. This is in case that plan does not work… Thank you… First, I know the outcome of this. I asked him to do it, and he agreed. She is going to hate me more for this. One thing's for sure, at least one male in the house is going to fall for her if this works," Kayo said, smiling than chuckling evilly before she hung up and looked at me.

"Why do I get the feeling that France is going to feel a lot of pain by the time the next units come?" I asked. Kayo seemed to smile even more.

"Because, knowing Drake's personality and France's persistence, he will. Let's go, it's almost time for the competition to start," Kayo said, walking to the door and opening it. I followed her out and into the game room. This is going to be fun.


POV: Allen

Something seems seriously off. Everyone is in their usual clothes, us Vocaloids, are in our Vocaloid clothes, yet something is completely abnormal. I guess I started to feel it when Drake came in. Nothing was wrong with her, she was wearing her regular clothes, but something seemed… odd about it. It's as if she masked her clothes with an invisible aura. Knowing England's magic, there might be some invisible force attached to Drake's clothes. France either doesn't seem to be bothered by it, or just doesn't notice it at all and is too much himself. I'll go with the latter.

"Honhonhon! You look beautiful Mon Cheri {1}!" He said. He tried to wrap his arms around her waist, but she elbowed him in the stomach and walked towards us. Kayo, England, and Romano laughed at France's pain/failure. That was when the competition started.

Prussia and Artie managed to make Kayo and Margarita do Tik Tok by Ke$ha with them. It was a close tie in the end, but Kayo won.

"That's how me wench wins mateys, so back off from her!" Artie yelled, and that earned him a Maka-chop to the head of said woman. I will forever question how the book she used was randomly on the couch when I know for a fact that it wasn't there before.

Prussia, still having energy to do another song, did Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne with Russia. Don't ask me why, but I think Russia saw what was going to come and wanted to take the opportunity. There is this one part in the song where one of the players needs to throw a few fake punches at the other one. The one doing that was Russia, but they were real punches. Prussia was unluckily at the receiving end of those punches. He is currently lying on the couch because, and I quote, "The room is un-awesomely spinning." That's what he would say if he was drunk, but he wasn't drinking beer during the 10 minute break.

Margarita then did S.O.S. by Rihanna. I can understand why she did that song. She does seem to be the center of madness that is the unit's chaos. At the end, it was revealed that she got five starts on it. I was about to congratulate her when Prussia yelled, and I quote again, "That's how my soon-to-be awesome girlfriend does it!" Margarita punched him upside the head for that comment. And Russia's smile seemed to get even creepier because of that.

Speaking of Russia, he did the song Rasputin; of course, he wanted to do it against someone. Riliane volunteered to do that, most likely thinking it was going to be easy to beat Russia. Let's just say, easier said than done. Russia danced like a freaking professional and didn't get a single miss. Riliane, to say the least, was left in the dust. I had to comfort her so her pride wouldn't get totally destroyed.

America managed to nag Artie and England into doing Monster Mash by The Frighteners with him and Conchita. This song just so happens to be one of Conchita's favorites, and when that is so, you have to try your hardest to get perfect scores. Artie and England, in that order, seem to be destined to lose. Conchita and America somehow tied. I will never know how that happened, and I honestly don't think I want to. The tiebreaker for that round was Iko Iko by Mardi Gras. America won, giving Conchita a hug and a hamburger for trying her hardest. In turn, she thanked him, congratulated him on winning, and started to eat the hamburger. America started eating one too, though I don't know where he even got the first hamburger. Then, when France said, "Love works in strange ways," they threw their Wii remotes at him. Those two are just in denial, like Riliane and Romano.

After that Gumi, Venny, Spain, and France did That's Not My Name by The Ting Tings. It was clear at the start that France had no hope of winning. Spain tried his best to keep up, but not even halfway through the song he somehow tripped backwards and on top of the still wounded Prussian, who whined and complained afterwards. Venny and Gumi came close to the highest score, but Gumi was the victor in that battle. She was nice enough to help Spain off Prussia, who was still whining.

After that, Conchita did Viva Las Vegas by Elvis Presley by herself. She did try to get China to join her, but he completely refused. Luckily for him, Conchita wasn't thinking of bribing him with Hello Kitty or something.

After that, Riliane, Romano, and I did Rockafeller Skank by Fatboy Slim. I somehow managed to win, despite the fact that Riliane has done this song before and I never have before in my life. Riliane and Romano were close to each other and me.

France and an unwilling Gallerian did When I Grow Up by The Pussycat Dolls. France got a good score, but it wasn't nearly as good as Gallerian'. I think he wasn't really paying attention to the score and was just trying to get it over as soon as possible. France went into drama/emo mode, but he only dived in deeper when Kayo called him a drama queen.

Drake then did a song, specifically Toxic by Hit Crew. She even started singing. For some reason, that feeling I had earlier of something being off suddenly came back. Something seemed to enchant me about Drake, but it didn't seem to be a full power. When the song finished, she got the highest score. Before she could start celebrating, however, Prussia cat whistled at her and the doorbell rang. We all left, except for Drake who was pulled the floor by a sitting France. Before I left, I saw her eyes flash red. That made me even more anxious to leave. I was thankful for my decision when I heard France loudly shout "OW!"

I quickly went on ahead and opened the door. It was Guy, just as I suspected it would be.

"Hello Guy, I see you came with the next units," I said as I signed the clipboard.

"That I did. You will be happy to know that these units aren't going to be much trouble," He said as he wheeled the crates in. After I said goodbye to him, I turned around and saw Russia reading the manuals. When Margarita came down the stairs and Guy let, Russia handed her the manuals, saying "At least they're sane, da." She took one look and smiled.

"Okay, I need salted salmon, a cat, and Gumi prepare to fire your gun!" She said, sounding excited for whatever she has planned. Despite how confused we were, we agreed and got everything we needed just as Drake came down. Kayo, however, looks like she isn't surprise by the items. It's like she knew that the units, whoever they are, were coming.

"Okay first, the cat," Margarita said. Riliane got the cat that is always wondering outside the mansion. He loves all of us except for Conchita, for good reasons too. Riliane calls him Felix, since he reminds her of Poland. His fur does seem to be taken care of very well and he loves anything that's pink. Once Felix was down on the ground, two lids came off the top of two of the crates.

Standing in one of the remains of the crates was a Greek man who looked around 20 years old, wearing a little white hat on his brown hair, making it seem like it matches his forest green eyes. He is also wearing a dark blue T-shirt, light brown pans that go down a little past his knees, no shoes, and a cat clawing into his shirt and one on his head.

The other person standing the crate remains was a Japanese man with jaw length black hair and brown eyes that also seem to match. He is wearing a white, Japanese military suit and a katana sheath strapped to his side. Both him and the Greek man went over to Felix and started to pet him.

"I see why you wanted the cat. But if Japan's already awake, then what's with the salted salmon?" I asked out of curiosity.

"And if you don't want it, can I eat the salted salmon?" Conchita asked before Margarita could respond, looking at the salted salmon that Russia was holding. Margarita shook her head no, and Russia handed the salted salmon to her. Japan must have realized that some of the other countries were in the room and, more importantly, so were people who strangely looked like the Vocaloids. Before he could ask anything, we all were startled by the sudden gunshot. I turned and saw Gumi pointing her gun at a cowering France. He must have tried to grope her or something. I looked over at Venny and, if looks could kill, he would've had France dead 10 times over.

"Big brother, is that you?" A female voice asked, snapping my attention to the last crate. Kayo, who mysteriously had the crowbar from the kitchen, went over to the crate and pried open the lid. In it was a girl who looks like she's in her teens with short blonde hair, blue eyes, and a blue ribbon on her head. She was wearing a pink dress that goes to her knees, white socks that go up to her knees, and black shoes. This is going to be a long explanation time, most likely outlasting earlier ones.


POV: Venny

I can't believe France tried to grope Gumi! I managed to drag him into my room when no one was looking and, after I got the Venom Sword out, he left with a lot of bruises, courtesy of my katana hilt and sheath. I still can't help but be angry, and I took a walk. When I got so angry and was about to punch the wall next to Margarita and Prussia's room, I heard Margarita and Kayo's voices. Here is what I heard.

Kayo: Look, I heard Drake planning to make all the men fall for her. I also figured out that the cloths she was wearing had some type of magic on it. I interrogated England and found out that she had him do it, saying that she loved his cooking and saw "flying mint bunny" or something like that. I made him make my tailor scissors contradict that magic. Though England told me he still feels the magic on her cloths.

Margarita: I guess that explains the weird feeling I got when she walked into the room.

Kayo: Exactly. Anyways, I decided to get France to fall for her, which is why he's been flirting, or at least trying, with her. I got Japan as a fallback plan. I got Greece because Riliane always wanted to take care of Felix, and now she has an expert on taking care of cats. I got Liechtenstein because, well, I can. Besides, she so nice and I decided to get some sanity after all we've been through with the earlier not-that-sane units.

Margarita: If you do not mind me asking, why is Japan the fallback plan?

Kayo: According to the manual, he has a mode called Samurai. It happens when he is emotionally attached to someone, unit OR human. It could be romantic, if someone is hurt, or if he is in charge of caring for a child. He will also wait on whoever is he attached to hand and foot. He also has a tendency to become EXTREMELY protective. He also might decapitate anyone who threatens any physical harm. When he is out of that mode, he still is emotionally attached to that person. Also there's a Warlord mode, but trust me, he will rape us women and make us his many wives and make the men his b*tches.

Margarita: I see… Good luck with that plan.

Kayo: ... Wait, you're not going to try to stop me?

Margarita: I won't. Just promise me that if THAT plan does not work your try to get Prussia to fall for her.

Kayo: It's a deal. And if that plan doesn't work, I'll just do Artie.

I leaned against the wall as Kayo went out of Margarita's room. I quietly walked up behind her and grabbed her wrist. She quickly turned around and almost cut my chin with her tailor scissors, but I pulled my head back just in time for it to barely miss.

"Whoa, watch where you're swinging those scissors, I just wanted to talk!" I said rather quickly. I didn't want to hear the obvious question from her so I then added, "I heard a part of your conversation with Margarita. I'm not saying that I'm against it, quite frankly I'm supporting you on this one, but I only wanted to ask you one favor. That's all, and it isn't too difficult." Kayo calmed down at this point.

"What is the favor that you wanted to ask?" She asked me.

"If your plan with France does fail, keep him the f*ck away from Gumi. Otherwise I will end up killing him with the Venom Sword," I said. Kayo smiled and got her wrist out of my grip.

"Whatever you say lover boy," She said as she entered her room. Before I could yell at her for calling me lover boy, she closed the door. I sighed and went to my room. Things are only going to get crazier and crazier around here. I'm regretting having Margarita order the units. I just hope they don't cause too much trouble, for Gumi's sake and their own if they don't want bullet or katana marks on them.


{1} My dear

Me: I got this chapter done, finally! And to think, I typed most of this in today.

Venny: I hate what you tried to have France do to Gumi.

Riliane: Oh, you knew that she would be all right. This is Gumi we're talking about; the woman who managed to take down and entire SWAT team that went nuts on psycho juice!

Allen, Venny, & Gumi: … Psycho juice?

Kayo: I think that's her thing for something that makes people go insane, like most of the psychopaths in the Dead Rising games.

Me: Anyways, thank you for reading this chapter, and please review!

Riliane: And before I forget; YES DRAKE, I F*CKING CALLED YOU THE F*CKING WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST!

Romano: *smiles* You really have inherited my cursing.

Allen: That's not a good thing.