Arf:Contest announcement! Winner is ichigos future wife
~Current Byakuya
Byakuya sat on his desk waiting for Hanataro Yamada to come. In order to get back on Koji for continuously humiliating him, he had devised a few plans to get back at him. Hanataro slowly came in his office. Byakuya stares at the scrawny 4th division officer "Do you have it?"
Hanataro nods and pulls out a few pills, "Theses pills I got from the human world are evil. I believe they're called laxatives."
Byakuya smiles "Excellent."
(Later at noon)
Byakuya approached Koji who was sitting down eating his yogurt. He had 5 other unopened pack next to him. Koji looked up and saw Byakuya. "Yo!''
Byakuya stares at him and sits down next to him and sneakily opens one of the yogurt packs, puts in the pills and seals it with a binding spell. Byakuya tells him "You are obsessed with yogurt aren't you."
Koji smiles "Yep!"
Byakuya sighs and leaves smiling a hidden smile as Koji picked up another yogurt.
(1 hour later)
Byakuya walks by a bathroom and hears screaming. He smiles and laughs.
Koji appers behind him "Wow. if your laughing then you must have saw something really funny."
Byakuya's smile disappears and says "Then who's screaming?"
Koji looks at him confused "Ukitaki. Poor guy. Finally gets out of bed after being sick for 2 weeks. I gave him one of my yogurts as a welcome back present then after he eats it he blasts of to the bathroom. I've already called 4th company for help."
Byakuya stares at the Bathroom door in disbelief. He looks over and he sees both of 13th divisions 3rd seats crying for their captain.
Suddenly a yell is heard with a mix of crapping noises.
Byakuya closes his eyes and whispers 'sorry.' Then he turns to Koji and tells him "I'm gonna lie down" and head backs home.
Arf: Contest continues! Come up with more ideas to put Koji in his place!
The next chapter will show all of Koji's tricks. Expect it by next week hopfuly