PS: Please, Don't Disown Me

by aej325

"And then Rose was muttering, 'Oh God' for a whole different reason than before. The door to the Room of Requirement was open. They were practically naked. And there stood her Uncle Neville." A story in which Rose and Scorpius are discovered in an compromising situation, and forced to write letters home explaining.

11. Your Desperate Cousin, Hugo

Title: PS - Please, Don't Disown Me

Disclaimer: Harry Potter, sadly, is not mine.

A/N: Again, it's a bit short... sorry, lol

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PS - Please, Don't Disown Me

Chapter XI

James,

Help.
Me.

I have written you this letter in hopes that you can save my life. Please.

As you may know - seeing how your best mate is Scorpius - Rose is completely off her bloody trolley. She's even written me a note threatening me with "avada kedavra" and her "bat-bogey" hex. Her bat-bogey hex James!

Bat.

Bogey.

Hex.

We both bloody well know that she learned that spell from your mother. And even Uncle George even claims that Rose has it down better than Aunt Ginny!

I am so buggered.

The least you can do is talk to that prat you call your best mate and ask him to ask Rose to stop being a complete muppet.

Have a good day.
If Rose has already gotten to me by the time you read this. Well. Tell Ruben to take good care of my broom. And please pop into my room and make all my Men's Quidditch Digest magazines disappear. Thanks.

Your desperate cousin,
Hugo

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Yeah, kinda random... haha

And did anyone else know Harry Potter has been on the telly? I did not - and I am very upset about this! haha
I always enjoy watching them when they're on tv rather than popping one in my DVD player. :)

Thanks - as always - for the reviews guys!
208? *dies*