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Kenshin!
Sorry! I haven't updated in Kami-sama knows how long! Well, that's because my computer broke. Anyway, on with the story!
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All through dinner, Kenshin had been acting very strangely. So had Rudiko; she kept glancing back at him every 12 seconds. Each time she looked at Kenshin, he returned the quick glance and tried to go back to eating. Unfortunately, he couldn't eat either. His hand was shaking so bad that he couldn't even the food to his mouth.
As you all had probably guessed, Kaoru noticed this. She kept her eyes on Rudiko, without once looking down to see what she picked up to eat. She felt a stir next to her and quickly looked at Kenshin. Kaoru and everyone else, besides Rudiko, were surprised at his table manners. Apparently, he got flustered with trying to get his food in his mouth. His hand was in his bowl and he was stuffing the food in his mouth. His mouth full of rice, he looked around to see everyone, even Yahiko and Sano, stop eating and stare at him and his out of character manners.
He got up, hurrying to his room. Turning her attention back to her meal she saw Rudiko out of the corner of her eye. She was looking at something and tilted her head at an angle. She followed the gaze and it was looking right at Kenshin's *ahem * sitting area. That made Kaoru furious. She began thinking things to herself to cool that raging fire within.
*Calm down Kaoru,* she thought, * there's absolutely no way she would be thinking of Kenshin in that manner. Right? Right . . . And if she was, Kenshin would never go along with it. *
She went back to her meal thinking this problem through. However, no one noticed Rudiko get up right after Kenshin. She walked through the hallways for about 3 minutes to make sure that no one had finished eating.
Finally she silently slid the door open to Kenshin and Kaoru's bedroom. Kenshin was looking out the window, his eyes closed. She crept up behind him and lowered herself to her knees. Rudiko slid her fingers over Kenshin's shoulder and leaned over close to his ear.
Before she could say anything, Kenshin spoke, " What do you want Rudiko?"
Shocked that he knew it was her, she faltered for a moment. Then she replied, " You."
Kenshin's eyes snapped open in surprise. He quickly jumped away from her and turned to face her.
"I believe Kaoru already told you that we are engaged," he said, eyes wide with, well . . . with embaressment. She took a step forward and he took one back. She took another step and so did he. Soon, Kenshin was backed up in a corner.
"I don't care. I can tell you want me," she said in a seductive voice while running her hands down his hard pecs.
"What? Rudiko, I-"
"Don't try and deny it Ken. I know you do. It's as plain as day." She leaned up closer to his face, close enough so he could feel her hot breath against his flushed cheeks. He pushed her away, having to practically pry her fingers off his chest.
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Kaoru had just finished her supper and was walking towards her bedroom. She heard muffled voices inside and knew one of them was Rudiko. But her voice was so low she couldn't exactly make out what she was trying to tell Kenshin.
*Oh, I shouldn't listen in on them * one voice told. Then she felt a mental slap upside her head. *You fathead, that's a complete stranger in that room with YOUR fiancee!
Not being able to contain herself any longer she leaned her ear upon the paper door and listened to their conversation.
"Rudiko, don't. I told you we're engaged."
"I can't help myself, Kenshin. I love you. And I know deep down inside that warm, loving, caring heart of yours . . . you love me as well."
"Now I resent-"
"No you don't. I know you don't."
"You don't know diddaly."
"And apparently, you don't know jack because if you did, you would've figured out by now that we were meant for each other."
"Now, Rudiko, stop thinking like that."
"I just can't keep my eyes off of you. Your red hair . . ."
"Now you definitely shouldn't be thinking like that."
"Those cool, sexy violet eyes . . ."
"Ya know, maybe you should just stop thinking period . . ."
"Your well built body . . ."
*All of which belongs to me! * Kaoru thought with rage. She couldn't believe it. Here she had invited this girl into her home with loads of hospitality and yet she was hitting on Kenshin.
"ORO!"
Hearing him scream an oro and the sound of something crashing made her open the door.
"Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Rudiko began to apologize. Kaoru looked up at their dresser and saw that a vase given to her by Dr. Genzai had apparently fallen over and banged Kenshin over the head. The samurai was laying on the floor, swirly eyed.
"Kenshin! Are you alright?!" Kaoru practically screamed, rushing over to her soon to be husband. When he didn't answer, she looked up at the ceiling, " Oh Kami-sama! I'm going to become a widow before I'm even married!"
"Hey! What happened in here?" Sano asked, running into the room, Yahiko right behind him.
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"Don't you remember anything?" Megumi asked. After the big bang, Kaoru had sent Yahiko to fetch Megumi.
"Well the last thing I remember is Ms. Rudiko coming in to help me cook dinner." The red head replied. (A/N I know, I'm sooo vile!)
"Nothing after?" Kaoru asked. He shook his head know, sending a rush of pain through. Little did he know, he was about to experience more pain. Kaoru quickly grabbed him by his gi hem and began to shake him vigorously.
" WHADDAYA MEAN YOU CANT REMEMBER?!" Kaoru screamed.
"Maa, maa Kaoru. I'm sure my memory will come back." .
"You HAVE to remember now! Why don't you know?! Kenshin, I need you to remember! REMEMBER!" she pleaded, shaking him harder with every word stated.
"I - ORO - CANT-ORO-REMEMBER-OROOOOOOO!" the poor man cried with agony.
"That's enough Kaoru! Stop shaking him so hard! Why is it so important that he remember what happened after dinner?" Megumi said, prying Kaoru's claws off of him.
After sitting in silence for a few minutes, Kaoru asked Megumi if they could talk privately outside. (A/N don't worry, Rudiko went to bed.)
"What's going on Tanuki-chan?" the doctor asked.
"Before the crash . . . I heard Kenshin talking to Rudiko . . ."
"And?"
"She was saying how much she loved him and . . . how they were meant for each other."
"WHAT?!" Megumi practically yelled. Kaoru looked up at her, completely dazzled. She had inspected a reaction, but not like that one. That was like a reaction that Sano would've given if someone told him that their were no more women left in the world and sake was illegal.
"Uh, um . . . w-w-would you e-e-excuse me please?" Megumi asked, thoroughly embaressed. Not waiting for Kaoru's answer, Megumi hurried back into the dojo to find Sanosuke.
"Whoa, I see your in a hurry! Where's the dead patient?" Sano asked. But he didn't even think about laughing at seeing the look on her face.
"Sano, we need to talk," she stated, pulling him into the kitchen.
"So . . . what's up?" he asked, cocking his head to the side.
"Kaoru just told me something very disturbing. And it may interfere with our wedding plan for K&K . . ."
Sorry! I haven't updated in Kami-sama knows how long! Well, that's because my computer broke. Anyway, on with the story!
_
All through dinner, Kenshin had been acting very strangely. So had Rudiko; she kept glancing back at him every 12 seconds. Each time she looked at Kenshin, he returned the quick glance and tried to go back to eating. Unfortunately, he couldn't eat either. His hand was shaking so bad that he couldn't even the food to his mouth.
As you all had probably guessed, Kaoru noticed this. She kept her eyes on Rudiko, without once looking down to see what she picked up to eat. She felt a stir next to her and quickly looked at Kenshin. Kaoru and everyone else, besides Rudiko, were surprised at his table manners. Apparently, he got flustered with trying to get his food in his mouth. His hand was in his bowl and he was stuffing the food in his mouth. His mouth full of rice, he looked around to see everyone, even Yahiko and Sano, stop eating and stare at him and his out of character manners.
He got up, hurrying to his room. Turning her attention back to her meal she saw Rudiko out of the corner of her eye. She was looking at something and tilted her head at an angle. She followed the gaze and it was looking right at Kenshin's *ahem * sitting area. That made Kaoru furious. She began thinking things to herself to cool that raging fire within.
*Calm down Kaoru,* she thought, * there's absolutely no way she would be thinking of Kenshin in that manner. Right? Right . . . And if she was, Kenshin would never go along with it. *
She went back to her meal thinking this problem through. However, no one noticed Rudiko get up right after Kenshin. She walked through the hallways for about 3 minutes to make sure that no one had finished eating.
Finally she silently slid the door open to Kenshin and Kaoru's bedroom. Kenshin was looking out the window, his eyes closed. She crept up behind him and lowered herself to her knees. Rudiko slid her fingers over Kenshin's shoulder and leaned over close to his ear.
Before she could say anything, Kenshin spoke, " What do you want Rudiko?"
Shocked that he knew it was her, she faltered for a moment. Then she replied, " You."
Kenshin's eyes snapped open in surprise. He quickly jumped away from her and turned to face her.
"I believe Kaoru already told you that we are engaged," he said, eyes wide with, well . . . with embaressment. She took a step forward and he took one back. She took another step and so did he. Soon, Kenshin was backed up in a corner.
"I don't care. I can tell you want me," she said in a seductive voice while running her hands down his hard pecs.
"What? Rudiko, I-"
"Don't try and deny it Ken. I know you do. It's as plain as day." She leaned up closer to his face, close enough so he could feel her hot breath against his flushed cheeks. He pushed her away, having to practically pry her fingers off his chest.
_
Kaoru had just finished her supper and was walking towards her bedroom. She heard muffled voices inside and knew one of them was Rudiko. But her voice was so low she couldn't exactly make out what she was trying to tell Kenshin.
*Oh, I shouldn't listen in on them * one voice told. Then she felt a mental slap upside her head. *You fathead, that's a complete stranger in that room with YOUR fiancee!
Not being able to contain herself any longer she leaned her ear upon the paper door and listened to their conversation.
"Rudiko, don't. I told you we're engaged."
"I can't help myself, Kenshin. I love you. And I know deep down inside that warm, loving, caring heart of yours . . . you love me as well."
"Now I resent-"
"No you don't. I know you don't."
"You don't know diddaly."
"And apparently, you don't know jack because if you did, you would've figured out by now that we were meant for each other."
"Now, Rudiko, stop thinking like that."
"I just can't keep my eyes off of you. Your red hair . . ."
"Now you definitely shouldn't be thinking like that."
"Those cool, sexy violet eyes . . ."
"Ya know, maybe you should just stop thinking period . . ."
"Your well built body . . ."
*All of which belongs to me! * Kaoru thought with rage. She couldn't believe it. Here she had invited this girl into her home with loads of hospitality and yet she was hitting on Kenshin.
"ORO!"
Hearing him scream an oro and the sound of something crashing made her open the door.
"Oh, I'm so sorry! Are you okay?" Rudiko began to apologize. Kaoru looked up at their dresser and saw that a vase given to her by Dr. Genzai had apparently fallen over and banged Kenshin over the head. The samurai was laying on the floor, swirly eyed.
"Kenshin! Are you alright?!" Kaoru practically screamed, rushing over to her soon to be husband. When he didn't answer, she looked up at the ceiling, " Oh Kami-sama! I'm going to become a widow before I'm even married!"
"Hey! What happened in here?" Sano asked, running into the room, Yahiko right behind him.
_
"Don't you remember anything?" Megumi asked. After the big bang, Kaoru had sent Yahiko to fetch Megumi.
"Well the last thing I remember is Ms. Rudiko coming in to help me cook dinner." The red head replied. (A/N I know, I'm sooo vile!)
"Nothing after?" Kaoru asked. He shook his head know, sending a rush of pain through. Little did he know, he was about to experience more pain. Kaoru quickly grabbed him by his gi hem and began to shake him vigorously.
" WHADDAYA MEAN YOU CANT REMEMBER?!" Kaoru screamed.
"Maa, maa Kaoru. I'm sure my memory will come back." .
"You HAVE to remember now! Why don't you know?! Kenshin, I need you to remember! REMEMBER!" she pleaded, shaking him harder with every word stated.
"I - ORO - CANT-ORO-REMEMBER-OROOOOOOO!" the poor man cried with agony.
"That's enough Kaoru! Stop shaking him so hard! Why is it so important that he remember what happened after dinner?" Megumi said, prying Kaoru's claws off of him.
After sitting in silence for a few minutes, Kaoru asked Megumi if they could talk privately outside. (A/N don't worry, Rudiko went to bed.)
"What's going on Tanuki-chan?" the doctor asked.
"Before the crash . . . I heard Kenshin talking to Rudiko . . ."
"And?"
"She was saying how much she loved him and . . . how they were meant for each other."
"WHAT?!" Megumi practically yelled. Kaoru looked up at her, completely dazzled. She had inspected a reaction, but not like that one. That was like a reaction that Sano would've given if someone told him that their were no more women left in the world and sake was illegal.
"Uh, um . . . w-w-would you e-e-excuse me please?" Megumi asked, thoroughly embaressed. Not waiting for Kaoru's answer, Megumi hurried back into the dojo to find Sanosuke.
"Whoa, I see your in a hurry! Where's the dead patient?" Sano asked. But he didn't even think about laughing at seeing the look on her face.
"Sano, we need to talk," she stated, pulling him into the kitchen.
"So . . . what's up?" he asked, cocking his head to the side.
"Kaoru just told me something very disturbing. And it may interfere with our wedding plan for K&K . . ."
