There are many things that I find myself being grateful for in this world. A family that loves me, people who already fear my 'God given skills,' and embarrassing simple beings who fall into the previous two categories. After hearing Shisui tell Itachi and Sasuke that he wouldn't be caught singing a song that played everyday on the television, I was obviously determined to make him sing the song... In public. "Sakura-hime, I don't think I should be singing that song here, in public, where everyone can see and hear me, in public."
Even if you say it with a Lockheart smile on your face, my eyes narrow in anger as I remember the annoyance I had to suffer from in my second year. How the hell did women fall for him? I mean, yeah he's rich, but man is he stupid. Oh, wait... Never mind, it makes sense now. "Want. Song. Now."
"Shisui, just sing her the song or she'll cry and screaming- we're not even half a kilometer away from the Police Station where Fugaku-sama is on duty right now. Do you really want to risk that?" Shisui flinched as he looked at his hands, clearly debating with himself if it was really worth public humiliation. I smirked, as he looked up determined not to sing the song. This is why I like tormenting Shisui. Of all the babysitters, Mikoto leaves me with, he is more of the satisfying. I wonder how quickly he'll fall this time.
"You don't know the song she wants."
"Kangaroo song. Kangaroo Song. KANGAROO SONG!"
"She wouldn't want you to sing the 'kangaroo song' that comes on at three o'clock every day with the huge kangaroo that sings and dances, by any chance?"
"You know it? Then you can sing it!"
"You're kidding me right? Sakura-hime wants Shisui to sing and dance to the kangaroo song, she doesn't want ugly old me to-" I grabbed him by his cheeks pulling his face down to mine with a very annoyed look on my face. With my eyes locked in with his, I enunciated all phrase that seemed to annoy the curly haired shinobi.
"Kan. Ga. Roo. SONG!"
"Sakura-hime, it's two o'clock. If you wait an hour you can watch your Kangaroo song with Sasuke." You're going to sit me in the same area as that god forsaken fool while I scheme ways to make your lives throughout my childhood a living hell? I don't think so! Ah! Anko... Now, let's see if this works out then.
"There's my favorite princes-Sakura-hime, what's wrong? Aww, baby girl, don't cry." Two slim feminine hands plucked me from the table and twirled me around, when my eyes decided they were going to focus I mentally grinned at the endless possibilities I could ensure to befall on Shisui and his partner. Light brown eyes stared at the tears that started to leak from my eyes, I thank everyday in which my evil birth mother forced me to perfect the art of acting, especially being able to cry at any moment. Anko looked up and gave Shisui a flat look. "What the hell did you do this time, Uchiha?"
"I didn't do anything!"
"Kangaroo song. Want kangaroo song. Shisui no sing. Shisui yell. No like Shisui. Want baba." I mumbled as I made more tears leak out and hid myself into Anko's neck. I smirked as I hid my face. Five...
"You didn't do anything, of course you didn't do anything." Anko growled. Four...
"If you want her to smile and laugh, why don't you sing and dance to the stupid kangaroo song!" Three...
"I would, except she wants you to, but you're just a coward. Like anyone is going to say anything about you when they hear Sakura-hime giggling and laughing." Two...
"Well, I'm not doing it! She'll just have to wait thirty minutes to watch the stupid show of hers!" One...
"Uchiha. Shisui. You will dance and sing. Or I will use and your eagles as new training dummies for Takashiro and me, got it?" Anko said very deadly. Everyone froze at her tone which made me wonder why everyone was afraid of Takashiro, I mean he's just so cu-I think I just channeled Hagrid! Takashiro was Anko's summon, he is a large black mamba. But he was just so playful and sweet with her, after she petrified him. "I said, got it?"
Shisui and his friend's faces went paler than they did before when Mikoto found that they had lost me for a day. They immediately jumped up and started to sing and dance to the kangaroo song that Sasuke seemed so interested in. Focus their eyes were closed the entire time, so they never did see Anko sneak Sakura away in the nearby dango snack.
I'm a singing kangaroo and I come from far away.
I like to hop, hop, hop all day.
Would you like to come and play?
We'll hop, hop, hop, hop, what do you say?
I go hop, hop 'cause I'm a kangaroo,
So get in my pouch and I'll hop with you.
I go hop, hop while I sing my song,
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hopping along.
I've got big feet that I use like a spring,
That's why hop, hop, hop is my thing.
I like to hop and I like to sing,
Hop, hop, hop, hop, ring-a-ding-ding!
Come on, kids, sing along with the kangaroo!
I like to hop and I like to sing,
Hop, hop, hop, hop, ring-a-ding-ding!
Hop, hop, hop, hop, ring-a-ding-ding!
Hop, hop, hop, hop, ring-a-ding-ding!
The two boys finished the song and dance only to find everyone, but Anko and Sakura in front of them, including Uchiha Fugaku who looked very annoyed at the fact that there was no pink hair genius with them. "You have ten seconds to find her and bring her to Mikoto, or else."
The pair had walked out they looked around for Shisui and his unnamed friend. Anko shrugged her shoulders as she headed to TI building, intent on getting lessons from Ibiki. She even had Sakura here to manipulate the poor man.