(the vid starts, showing the dimly-lit throne room. A single shadowed figure stands on the dais, and 1995/Nov/12 is subtitled onto one corner. The shadowed figure lifts her head, and the lights come all the way up, revealing King Serenity, once more in her grey uniform)
`Due to both ethical and logistical considerations, as of February 29th, 1996, the Dark Kingdom will be shifting to the POEE calendar.
`The POEE calendar is 365 days long, consisting of five months of seventy-three days each. Each week is five days long. Every four years, between the 59th and 60th of Chaos, is St. Tib's day.
`Unix and VMS source code for programs to convert Gregorian dates to POEE dates are available from our ftp and web sites.'
(the lights fade back to dim, and the two addresses are subtitled on: .dk and .dk)