"Oh god, I'm so sorry, Kurt." Rachel said blearily, she was obviously hung over, feeling nauseous with a head ache, but it did not stop her from talking. "I won't ever do it again. We won't ever do anything like that again, we'll stop I swear."

Kurt rolls his eyes. He tries not to, he swears, Rachel looks heartbroken already and his attitude only seems to make it worse. Finn had been glaring at her and had not spoken a word to her since Blaine and her saliva exchange.

"Calm down, Rachel, it's fine." He stops, "Well, it's not fine, you kissed the boy I'm in love with, but both of you were completely drunk and I, for one, know from personal experience how much alcohol can negatively affect you."

He tries not to think about his Bambi ramblings, the adorable sling-backs he ruined or the almost lap dance he gave a blonde boy whilst in California with his cousin. His dad had called him half way through it.

"Plus: three things. Number one: he's gay, Rachel, so I don't think your kiss is ever going to amount to anything special. You have breasts; it kind of takes you out of the equation. Number two: I think this has damages you more than it damages me. What about Finn? I'm sorry, Rachel, but this is hardly going to endear him to you or getting back with you. Number three: he's kind of on the rebound. He just got epically rejected by a guy who worked in GAP. He wanted to feel good about himself, maybe, or he wanted to forget. I don't know, but I'm not going to be that person for him. He needs a friend so that's what I'm going to be."

He turns away from Rachel's stunned expression, before turning back and pointing at the wet spot just above the knee on his jeans. It was a dark splatter of saliva.

"I am however, extremely pissed off about the drool on my new Calvin Klein jeans. You disgust me."

Kurt pasted on his bitch, please and walked back to his car, where Blaine was waiting, head in his arms, groaning. He quietly opened the door and slipped into his seat, reaching a hand over to lightly touch Blaine's wild curls. He quietly whispered "Do you want anything?"

Blaine shakes his head slowly, so Kurt withdraws his hand and moves to start his Navigator. Blaine catches his hand for a second. "You're amazing, Kurt, you really are. I'm sorry about Rachel, I don't know what I was doing."

Kurt nodding, smiling a slightly painful smile. His smile becomes more genuine as Blaine squeezes his hand and smiles back.

He's a few minutes away from Dalton when Blaine speaks again.

"I watched 'When Harry Met Sally' the other day. They do get together in the end.

this is totally how i wished it would go. :/ it didn't. Blaine sucks in BIOTA. Rachel suckes even more. what a bitch. she was so awesome in Comeback (THEY DID RENT!)

but i loved Kurt in that epi. in my head canon, he only suggested Burt read up on gay sex as a kind of revenge for the sleepover rules. :) Kurt is one devious little bitch, and that is canon. ;)

also... Brittany.