A/N: Here we go! I had so much fun writing this one. Tell me your thoughts. xx
Chapter 11: The Bachelorette party part 1.
It's 10:30 am and we are about to give Lauren the shock of her life. Kim texted Mike one hour ago. He is going to make sure she is showed and ready to go. We all wear a soft pink dress, with pink hair bands and pink, dorky glasses. For Lauren we have a pretty white dress, a crown and a very cheap veil. We didn't want to go all crazy, considering we are going out tonight. These dresses can easily be worn while going to the club.
''Okay, ready?'' Kim asks us. I can tell she is nervous. I'm just really excited. I can't wait to see her reaction.
''Yes! I'm so going to film this.'' Kate says while holding up her phone.
''Let's go.'' I say and walk to her door.
I ring the bell and we wait. After a few seconds Lauren opens the door. The three of us yell 'surprise' and cheer and clap. And Lauren is shocked. Really shocked. And white. Very white. She doesn't say anything for a moment, but then turns and runs to the toilet down the hall. We can hear her throwing up. Oh no.
''Well, that was unexpected.'' Kim mumbles while we step into the hall.
When she is done throwing up, she walks back to us.
''Can we maybe do that again?'' she says while she giggles.
I can't help but laugh too. But I can see Kim and Kate look at her confused.
''Are you sick sweetie? Please don't tell me you are sick?'' Kate says while putting her hand on Laurens forehead.
''I'm not sick. Maybe you should come in for a moment before you sneak me away.'' Lauren says while looking at Mike who is standing in the doorway. He nods at her and we follow her to their living room. When we all sit on her couch, Kate and Kim look at her expectantly. I just smile.
''So, I need to tell you something.'' Lauren says. Her eyes are sparkling and she reaches for Mikes hand. ''We are having a baby. I'm pregnant.''
Kim and Kate jump from the couch and grab them both in a hug. I follow after, joining the group hug. I so happy she told them too. It would have been very hard to keep it from them today. We all know Lauren loves to drink.
''This is so great! We are going to be aunties! I will spoil the kid rotten.'' Kate says while clapping her hands. ''Congrats, you are going to be awesome parents.''
Kim puts her hands on Lauren belly and then hugs her again. ''Congratulations. You are going to be one hot MILF.'' She laughs and I can't help but join.
''Okay, I would love to stay here and talk more, but we have a schedule. Are you feeling good enough to come with us Lau? We have the whole day planned.'' Kate asks Lauren.
She smiles and grabs her coat. ''I wouldn't miss it for the world.''
I am currently hanging upside down on a pole and I actually think I'm nailing it. But by the looks on the faces of my friends, it's just the alcohol. This is really difficult.
''God Ana, I hate to break it to you, but this really doesn't look sexy.'' Kim says while laughing her ass off.
Kate and Lauren nod in agreement. Well, at least I'm having fun.
We are in a room with mirrors all around us and the teacher is trying very hard to teach us the tricks. But me, Kate and Kim can only laugh and Lauren is more busy looking after us then paying attention as well.
''Thank God this only lasts one hour. I'm exhausted watching over the three of you.'' Lauren giggles while she can grab Kim's arm just in time, saving her from a nasty fall.
''Think of it as practice, darling. In eight months you actually have to watch over someone for real.'' Kate tells her while swinging around the pole. That bitch, she has done this before.
I'm trying really hard to do what Kate does. But it is damn hard and my arms are starting to hurt. I'm also out of breath, and I am in pretty good shape.
Lauren is giving it a go too, But I can tell she also has no clue what she is doing. And then we have Kim. Let's just say she is really enjoying herself, with whatever the hell she is doing.
''Okay, I need a drink. Who is with me.'' Kate asks.
We all cheer and walk out of the room. Leaving the stunned teacher behind. Luckily we paid in advance and we are never coming here again. This is very rude. I can see Lauren thank her and probably apologizing as well. She really is a mommy already.
We are sitting at Lori's and eating fries with burgers. We always eat this when we are here. I feel a little more sober, which is good because being drunk is exhausting.
''O my god, I can't believe I really did that.'' Lauren says while putting her hands in front of her face.
We are bringing up memories and Kim just reminded Lauren of the time she thought it was a good idea to wax her eyebrows. Needless to say she had to draw them for months before they where back to normal.
''I'm really having fun, girls. This is great. And so far, it really hasn't been that bad. I expected way worse from the three of you.'' Lauren says.
Kate snorts. ''The day is just starting my love. But I'm glad you enjoy it. You deserve it.'' Kate says.
''While we are getting sentimental…'' Kim looks at Kate and me and we nod in agreement.
''We have something for you.'' Kim gives Lauren the small package.
''Girls, this day is enough, you guys are enough. I don't need anything.'' Lauren says with big eyes.
''Just open it, Lau.'' I tell her. I'm so curious to see how she will react.
She ribs off the paper and opens the box inside. She gasps. ''This is too much.''
Inside there is a thin gold bracelet with four blue, tiny stones in the middle.
''We thought this could be your something blue. The stones represent the four of us. It's a reminder of this day, but also a thank you for your love and friendship.'' I explain.
''I love it.'' Lauren whispers with tears in her eyes while putting the bracelet on. ''Thank you so much.''
She gives us a kiss on the cheek and then looks at her wrist again. I can tell she is really happy with it.
''Sooo, drinks?'' Kim says.
We all laugh and agree. That's just what this night needs, more alcohol.
It's 11.00, we are in The Mile High, and I'm pretty sure there should have been a stripper thirty minutes ago. But so far I don't see anyone looking like a policeman. Kim called three times, but so far no one picks up the phone. This really sucks. We paid the fucker 250 dollars.
''I'm going to go downstairs to see if I can find him.'' I tell the girls. Maybe he doesn't know where we are and is his battery dead. Who am I kidding, he bailed us. But hell, I'll give it a try.
I walk down the stairs and make my way through all the dancing people on the dance floor. It's packed tonight. There are people dancing everywhere and I'm bumping into so many people I actually stopped apologizing. I look around. There is no sign of a bronzed policeman. I sign, I guess we lost our money. I turn around and start to walk back to the stairs. Looking down so I can see where I walk. I'm almost there, when I bump into what feels like a wall. When I look up to see who I bumped into now, my eyes go wide. You have got to be kidding me.
Standing in front of me, there is Christian Grey. He looks at me with his signature smirk. His hair perfectly messy and in his hand a drink.
''What are you doing here?'' I ask him, talking loud to make sure he hears me.
He looks at me like I have grown an extra head. ''I'm actually taking a shower. You?'' I can hear he isn't sober as well. Even better, he might forget he saw me.
I roll my eyes. ''I'm here with my friends, it's Lauren Bachelorette party. I'm looking for a bronzed policeman.'' I have no idea why I tell him this. Must be the alcohol.
''A bronzed policeman?'' He looks at me in question.
I nod my head while looking around again. when I look back at Christian, I see a man standing next to him. Looking me up and down. He has beachy blonde hair and blue eyes. Yes, he is attractive.
''Who is this?'' I ask Christian while pointing at Mr. Baywatch.
''My brother Elliot. Why are you looking for a bronzed policeman?'' He says, completely ignoring his brother.
I give Elliot a hand. ''Hello Elliot, I'm Ana. Christians employee.'' I make sure I say employee a little louder. Then I look at Christian again. ''Because we have paid a lot of money for a stripper, a policeman stripper to be exact, and he didn't show up. He was supposed to be here forty-five minutes ago. Now we don't have a naked man, and it is a Bachelorette party.''
''Ai, that sucks.'' Elliot speaks. ''Can we do something?''
I look at him, I think he is drunk too. This club must be making a fortune tonight. ''Well, unless you can give my friend a striptease, which I doubt. I don't think you can help me.''
Elliot looks from me to Christian then back at me. He has a smirk on his face. I see Christian looking at him and starts to shake his head.
''Elliot, no. Fuck sakes.'' He speaks very bossy. I like bossy Christian. Don't go there, Ana. Don't.
Elliot's grin is only getting bigger. ''Why not? It would be hilarious. Come on, live a little.'' He says to Christian.
''You don't need to show your pale ass to the whole club to live.'' Christian bites back.
Wait, is he serious? He would strip for Lauren? He is good looking. Way better then a bronzed policeman. I think even Lauren would agree to that. I smile my biggest smile.
Christian looks at me and then shakes his head again. ''Are you two out of your mind?'' He asks.
''Come on, Christian. Live a little. You don't have to do anything. I bet Elliot can put on a great show. You just stand there and make sure other drunk girls don't try to get in our booth. It would really safe the day.'' I put on my puppy face.
''Whatever.'' He says while throwing his hands in the air out of frustration.
Elliot grins at Christian shaking his head. ''Come on, girl. Show me where I need to drop my pants.''
This is epic. I jump and clap my hands. Then I lead the way upstairs. They both follow me. When I reach our booth, I see Kate and Kim look at me with questioning eyes. Lauren is nowhere to be seen.
''Where is Lau?'' I ask them.
''Bathroom.'' Kate tells me while looking straight through me. I know she is looking at Mr. Grey and Mr. Grey.
''Good, listen. I didn't find a policeman. But I did find this beachboy. He is willing to strip for Lau. Am I the best or what?'' I am so fucking proud of myself right now. Not kidding. ''Yes or no?''
''Hell yes!'' Kim yells.
Kate is also game. I can tell by the way she is eye fucking Elliot.
I look at Elliot and nod. Then I walk over and take a seat in the booth. Lauren comes back from the bathroom. She looks at us.
''What?'' she asks. ''Why are you three looking like you won the lottery?''
''Have a seat sweetie.'' Kim says while yanking her on the couch.
This is going to be so much fun!