Desuka: Listen up everyone 'cuz I'm gonna apologize! I know I took long but I had writers block I am so serious! I am very sorry :-( forgive me pleaseeee?

Utau: Never.

Desuka: Utau shut up….

Keiko: I forgive you.

Desuka: :-)

Utau: hmph…..

Desuka: Well, let's get this show on the road!

Keiko: WOO HOO!

Kukai: Desuka does not own Shugo chara, any of it's characters or the licensed things she keeps on adding to make the story more interesting

Keiko: Well, that was the longest disclaimer in the history of long disclaimers.

Desuka: I know!

O.O.O.O

The annoying reporters crowded around the entrance of the concert stage where most of Hoshina Utau's concerts are held and, where her office is located. Suddenly, a pale skinned girl with glasses and brownish-orange spiky hair passed through.

"Excuse me!" She yelled, the girl was small she couldn't be anymore then 9 years old, she was wearing a short white long sleeved dress with a black belt around it, white furry boots and some black shades. She looked as if she was loaded with money.

"Who might you be?" One reporter asked, and soon all cameras were directed to her. She looked confident and strong and paused for a moment. Little did they know she was actually thinking of an answer.

"My name is S-Souma Miyuki," She replied sternly, "Doughnut Boys u-um…sister." She stammered unwillingly.

"Doughnut boy has a sister but my research says-" One reporter started when another butted in.

"What do you think of your bother's actions?"

"I am sorry but I must go," She replied and looked at the security man. She raised her shades. "It's me…Keiko," She whispered. The man nodded and let her through. Once Keiko was in the building, she took of her wig and her shades. She replaced her shades with her glasses.

"Keiko there you are! You're late; Sanjo needs you in her office right now!" A random woman carrying a toolbox in her right hand shouted at Keiko. Keiko nodded and reluctantly walked over to Sanjo's office. She opened the door and saw that, Utau, Kukai, Ikuto and Amu were already there, Keiko swallowed hard and Joined their line.

"You," Sanjo begun at the end of the line, where Ikuto was, "I can understand you getting drunk all the time, but don't you care about your sister? I am sure you knew that the smoothie had alcohol in it."

"I am very sorry," Ikuto bowed, but his voice did not match his words. Sanjo glared at Ikuto like he was a pack of Oreos she bought happily, but then she realized it WASN'T double stuffed!

"You, Hinamori Amu. I had so much faith in you, weren't you the one with THREE guardian characters?" Sanjo asked.

"Three what?" Keiko echoed.

"I-it's a video game!" Kukai replied quickly.

"You," Sanjo pointed to Kukai, "I don't even remember hiring you!"

"U-uh," Kukai stammered but she went on to the next person.

"You, Keiko, I don't know what to say, I mean what in the name of Haruhi Suzimiya where you doing in a club anyway, that goes for Amu too! Aren't you two a bit too young, and Doughnut boy how old is he? Anyway, bringing a celebrity singing idol into a club opening, with bars, perverts, alchohol, and of course, CAMERAS!"

"How was I supposed to know?"

"KEIKO!" Sanjo screamed, then she went over to the person at the end of the line, " Utau, I know it really wasn't your fault, but you should've been more careful I can't pin all the publicity blame on Keiko, you should've been in disguise!"

"I am sorry," Utau bowed.

"I should fire the both of you," Sanjo mumbled pointing at Kukai and Keiko.

"Please! NO!" Keiko hugged Kukai in fear. Kukai was silent, " Kukai do something! Come on!"

"…" Kukai looked down.

"Come on, you know you want to work here!" Keiko hissed. Suddenly, The door flung open, oh great. It was no other then Cousin Rika.

"Sorry to bother you, my name is Aihara-" Rika got interrupted by screams behind her it was the girls with tool boxes.

"AIHARA RIKA-SAMA!" they were screaming.

"Get back to work!" Sanjo hissed closing the door behind her. Sanjo turned to Rika, "How may I help you?"

"I have come to beg you; please do not fire Keiko, or Kukai." Rika asked her voice serious, her silky green hair swishing.

"How are you related to them?" Sanjo asked her voice still pissed off as she took a seat in her chair.

"Keiko, is my loud-mouthed cousin," Rika replied she looked at Kukai and Utau, "I believe Utau has a secret she isn't telling us."

Utau looked around nervously then at Sanjo. Sanjo got up from her chair and walked over to Rika. Rika maintained her serious face.

"and what might that be?" Sanjo asked.

"Who am I to tell?" Rika replied, then she went over to Keiko and hugged her tightly, "Keiko, fix this mess! I must go back to Korea now."

"The one visit I actually need you to stay, you leave early?" Keiko mumbled. Rika walked over to Utau and shook her hand, but then used it to pull her into a hug.

"If you speak the truth, all will be good." Rika whispered into her ear and pulled away from the hug, "GOOD DAY MINNA-SAN!" She screamed and winked as she opened the door and exited the office.

"Utau…?" Keiko asked, everyone was staring at her.

"Sanjo, should I tell them?" Utau asked quietly. Sanjo looked at the people in front of Utau, and sighed.

"Do what you want, things can't get any worse." Sanjo sighed, sat back in her desk and sipped some coffee.

"Well, me and S-sanjo have a problem. A money problem." Utau said. Everyone stayed serious, Utau gulped and continued, "All the money from my concerts, and my commercials, my magazine covers, and mostly everything I can find, goes to a company called Sagashiyuna Agency."

"What? Utau-chan, why?" Amu asked concerned.

"You see, It happended a while back. I was invited to a press party. Sagashiyuna Agency is…" Utau began.

"Japan's top agency that produces cosmetics," Keiko interrupted. Utau nodded.

"The press party was wonderful and I got a lot of publicity, me, Sanjo, and the girl who used to have Keiko's job came. She was telling me who everyone was so when they greeted me I knew who they where and how to greet them, she was like my best friend." Utau continued.

"So what am I?" Keiko and Amu said in union. Everyone stared.

"As I was saying, Sagashiyuna agency came out with this brand new long lasting lip gloss, when the show case was about to begin and they would start presenting their new item, they were all stolen, by then my 'friend' had already gone off somewhere they went to go check the security video only to realize that she was the culprit all along, and since she was long gone me and Sanjo were held responsible and we used most of our money paying the reporters off so they wouldn't publicize this."

"Utau! Why didn't you tell us sooner?" Keiko asked.

"I don't know it's quite embaressing…." Utau looked down, "The new lip gloss formula was very expensive and everything….so we have to pay it all back."

"And now!" Sanjo yelled annoyed, "Because of this whole scandal….Utau…is ruined, who knows if we will ever be able to pay it off!"

"Sanjo-san," Keiko spoke up, for once becoming serious, "We have a plan!"

"A plan?" Sanjo echoed.

"Yes!" Amu spoke up too, "We did research and we got professional help!"

"If we can distract the press with good publicity then this whole thing will be forgotten!" Keiko announced.

"And what is this imminent plan of yours?" Sanjo questioned raising her eyebrows. Keiko smiled happily.

"Utau will win best couple on YuYu magazine's online honors!" Keiko proclaimed happily. Sanjo nearly choked on her coffee.

"But she doesn't have a boyfriend!" Sanjo argued. Keiko grinned.

"That, my friend is the reason why you cannot fire Kukai!"

"Kukai!" Sanjo shouted, "He is your boyfriend Utau?"

"No!" Utau defended, "At least not for real…."

"Oh thank god," Sanjo sighed then she looked back up at the five teens before her, "You know an online honor isn't that easy to make! I think you are not understanding the seriousness of this problem! To win a YuYu honor you will have to be voted best couple by at least ten magazines and celebrity news channels! You must not to anything to offend the press and…."

"we got it covered," Keiko winked, "Besides what other choice do we have?"

"She's right, we have nothing to loose," Utau added. Sanjo sighed and rubbed her temples.

"Well you're right about that….things can't get any worse…." Sanjo sighed, "Do as you please,"

O.O.O.O

"Alright now what to do we do?" Amu asked excited, as the group of teens exited the office.

"Well I dunno about you guys but I have a date to go shopping for," Keiko grinned, "Oh and Kukai….you have a sister,"

"W-What?" Kukai stuttered. Keiko put on her spiky wig that looked a lot like his hair and put her shades on.

"Hey everyone! My name is Souma Miyuki-chan do as I say and we'll get along fine!" Keiko said in her cutest 9 year old voice.

"Oh that's why you were dressed like that…." Utau observed.

"Yup, and you'll all need disguises," Keiko noted, she smiled suddenly, "You guys meet me in Utau's dressing room in 20 minutes,"

"Why?" Amu asked.

"What do you think?" Ikuto asked her laughing at her lack of observance.

20 minutes later…..

Keiko pushed the door open and entered with a huge plastic bin. She dragged it into the room and met the four other s looking at her curiously with a grin she popped open the lid and revealed a bunch of disguise material.

"Alright if there were only one person on earth who is the master of disguise then it's me!" Keiko said smugly she looked at Ikuto slyly. "You first!"

"As long as I still get to be a man," Ikuto sighed. Keiko smiled, she gave him some glasses and smirked.

"You look like a nerd!" Keiko grinned. She messed up his hair slightly then frowned, "But your hair is a dead give away,"

"So?" Ikuto glared. He liked his hair….

"here!" Keiko growled as she placed a cap on his head and only a few blue strands flowed out, he still was very handsome however, "Geeze I doubt there wasn't even one second that you weren't beautiful….."

"Uh….thanks….?" Ikuto said awkwardly.

"Your emo clothing isn't going to work, can't you where something more happier?" Keiko asked annoyed.

"um…No," He replied dryly. She pouted. She rummaged around in her bin and found a red long sleeved shirt and looked at him his black jeans were okay enough, his cap was red and matched the shirt perfectly.

"Here," She said giving him the shirt. He shrugged and took his shirt off. Keiko looked away instantly, Utau had seen it before and didn't care, Kukai being a guy could only frown in jealousy. Amu had passed out already. When he had finished she smiled, "there you look like a regular every day person! Amu you're next!"

3 minutes of waking Amu out of her trance later….

Keiko examined Amu; she looked at her then back in the bin. She pulled out a dark wig and placed it on her head proudly, the wig was long and ended near the middle of her back. It was curly and reminded her of one of her old classmate's hair…Yamabuki Saaya. Keiko smirked she almost looked like a totally different person already, Keiko gave her some blue contacts and told her to put it in herself. It was the color of Ikuto's eyes. She frowned but agreed.

Next she gave her a red ruffled top, and a red mini skirt making the full outfit look like a dress. She made the boys leave as Amu changed her clothes. When she came out she looked like a totally different person, she didn't even look like she could possibly be related to Amu. She gave Amu a red designer purse to match. Amu blinked and looked at herself in the mirror.

"Boys you can come back in," Keiko said as she opened the door. They both entered and gaped at Amu. Then suddenly Ikuto noticed something.

"She kinda…" He began then looked down at his outfit.

"Yeah she looks like you," Keiko stated, "You two are both Ichinose Kenji and Ichinose Elizabeth,"

"Kenji?" Ikuto grunted out the lamest name in history.

"Elizabeth…." Amu muttered the most foreign name in history.

"Yes, you call him Ken-onii san for short…." Keiko explained, "He just calls you Elizabeth, you are half Italian, both of your blood types are AB….your mother passed away….but your father is alive and well, he works in Italy so you both live alone, ok?"

"Wow Keiko I don't think you need so much detail…." Utau sighed. Keiko raised her eyebrows.

"Do you see how good-looking I made Amu? She's gonna attract attention they need to be prepared!" Keiko stated obviously, "Ikuto…I mean Kenji you are 18 and you…Elizabeth are 16, ok?"

"How am I supposed to pretend Amu is my little sister?" Ikuto sighed, "When she looks like that…"

"You are both very close," Keiko interrupted, "And….Kenji has a girlfriend….Elizabeth your single. AS for your interests and hobbies…Kenji you are a bit of a nerd, you enjoy dancing with your Italian girlfriend and travelling and of course…reading….Elizabeth you love shopping….you have a ton of friends in France, Japan, Italy, England, Korea, China and America."

"Wow," Amu said awestruck, "You should work in the witness protection program,"

"Yeah yeah my mom works there," Keiko said as she continued, "Kenji your girlfriend's name is Maria, Elizabeth your main best friends are Christie, Julie, and Jae Yoo. Christie is from America, Julie is from England, and Jae Yoo is Korean and she is studying in Japan currently…college and such….ok?"

"Ok…" Amu nodded. Ikuto looked down at Amu and sighed.

"Good, Utau and Kukai….." Keiko looked at them and frowned. She tossed hoodies and shades at them…. "Don't leave until we are ready to reveal your "relationship" To the public….now I have a date to go to!"

With that she leaft the teens and their new identities alone in the dressing room.

"And here I thought she was gonna be useless…." Utau mumbled.

O.O.O.O

Desuka: Once Again, A huge apology for the lateness but I really had writers block this time…

Utau: Yeah yeah whatever.

Desuka:….. :-(

Kukai: R&R