Chapter 10: "Punching bowl (Lights out)"
Strange looks crossed the faces of many guests.
"How could you not know? Didn't you notice the giant banners saying 'Happy Birthday Voldemort?'" Hermione asked nodding her head in the direction of the banner.
Voldemort
squinted at the purple material draped on the far window.
He tried
to decipher the pink writing.
"Halpy Ball…binh...birtdee. Who wrote this sign? It is like totally impossible to read!" Voldemort stated.
A distort Severus ran into the room and out again yelling "WHY DOESN'T ANY ONE APPRECIATE MY WORK!?"
"So who wants punch?" Ron asked, easing the focus away from the now naked Snape who was doing hand stands outside the window.
The whole room stood up and walked over to Ron's fabulous punch, which was also in a shade of purple.
"What is this Joe? It's great!" asked a very drunken Jack Sparrow,
"Non-alcoholic grape juice!" Ron answered proudly yet somewhat confused at Jack's drunkenness.
"Oh? NON alcoholic?" Ron nodded and all of a sudden the drunken look on Jacks face disappeared and he walked away casually.
About twenty minuets later everyone except Jack was still at the punch table and everyone seemed addicted to the punch and Ron was getting a work out.
All of a sudden Ron passed out, followed shortly by the rest of the room. Jack, who was sitting quietly in the back corner drinking rum noticed the sudden lack of people.
"By golly! These stupid idiots have collapsed and left their wallets unprotected! I think this is a job for the infamous Jack doogledum… I mean Sparrow!" Jack quickly stood up from his chair, swayed a little and attempted to head over to where the passed out people lay.
"CHEESE!"