Disclaimer- If this was mine I would be writing like crazy for the 6th book, to find out what happens in it.

Rated- R for mild language, and Adult content.

Summary- Severus loses a bet with Bagman, and has to take a youthing potion.

Thanx to my beta-reader: Amanda Sidney!

WARNING! THIS CONAINS SLASH, IN OTHER WORDS MALE/MALE PARINGS! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!

Key- {.} Harry's thoughts.

[.] Severus' thoughts.

~*~*~*~Last Chapter-

Dear Albus

How are you? I am fine. Severus is not doing as well as we'd hoped., though. That morning sickness is wearing him down. I have thought of something that I haven't told him yet. When school resumes, I was wondering if I could assist Severus in his classes, he will not have much energy. So if it is all right with you, I will assist him. Thank-you.

Harry Potter-Snape

~*~*~*~*Chapter 11- An Infuriated Severus, and a Clapping Headmaster.

When Harry finished writing the letter, he gave it to Hedwig and she left to deliver it to Albus. Then he got out another sheet of parchment and wrote another letter.

Dear Molly,

How are you? We are doing well. Severus and I had a little fight about when the triplets come. We were wondering if when they finally arrive, if you would be willing to help us with them, as you have lots of experience with children (obviously). Say Hi to everyone for me, please.

Love

Harry

Harry thought about that, and re-read it a few time before deciding to send it. He whistled and another owl came soaring in through the window. The Potter-Snape mansion had its own little owlry, with only 20 or so owls.

Harry sent the other owl with the note to Molly, then went to go check on Severus.

Harry sat on the edge of the bed, and just watched Severus sleep. He watched the fall and rise of his chest, and the way he snored softly. Harry crept up the bed, and gently and softly caressed Severus' cheek. He opened one eye and looked up at Harry.

"Are you intentionally trying to ruin my nap?"

Harry smiled, "no, I was only watching you sleep."

Severus opened both eyes, raising an eyebrow. "And why were you doing this?"

"Just bored, thought I would come see how you were. If you were still sleeping, if you wanted to snog a little, you know, that kind of stuff." Severus gave a little snort of laughter.

"If I didn't know any better I would swear that you are still nothing more than a walking hormone."

Harry wiggled his eyebrows in a suggestive manner, "I could be." His husband rolled his eyes.

"Why don't you get out of those robes and just come to bed. No, I didn't mean it like that!" Severus added when Harry's face lit up, "I mean as in sleep. Normal people need it."

"When have you ever known me to be normal?" Severus couldn't help but laugh.

"Not that I am aware of. Anyway, one of the reasons I came up here was because." he trailed off.

"Because of? Keep going."

"Iwrotealbusandaskedtohelpyouwithlessons" he mumbled.

"Okay. You want to say that again, except this time a little bit slower? And perhaps in a manner understandable to humans?" he asked dryly.

"I wrote Albus and asked to help you with lessons when school resumes." He found it difficult to make eye contact with the man.

"Right. And why have you done this? As much as your Potions skills have improved, you'll be more of a burden than help. I only have so many cauldrons you could possibly destroy."

Harry looked hurt. "I was only doing it because I thought you would appreciate it. Plus, when you get farther along in your pregnancy it will be harder to move around, plus you won't look exactly intimidating with a big bulge in the front of your robes, now will you?" Harry grinned when he said the last part. "And your stomach won't help, either." Yes. Most definitely still a walking hormone.

Severus didn't even dignify Harry's innuendo with a reply. He thought for a moment, "I suppose I could use a little extra help. I will have to train you a little harder in potions." Harry grinned, launching himself at Severus, pulling him into a bone-crushing hug, kissing every part of Severus' face he could.

"Thank.You.So.Much.Sevvie!!! This means.So.Much to.. Me!!!" he said in between kisses.

Severus pulled him back a bit so he could breathe, and Harry adjusted, kissing Severus more fully on the lips, and longer. Letting his tongue battle with Severus', neither caring who won. Elegant hands trailed down to Harry's groin area and started to massage gently.

'BOOM BOOM BOOM!"

Harry yelped and pulled back away from his reach, Severus growled. "I am going to KILL who ever that is!"

"Lets go see who it is so we can get back to this," Harry whispered in Severus' ear, causing him to shiver. He leapt off of the bed as if nothing had actually happened.

"Coming, Sev?"

"Yes, I'm coming." He got up off the bed and pulled his bed robe around him protectively. They walked out of the room, Severus trailing behind him.

The two walked down a flight of stairs turned a corner, walked down a long corridor, turned another corner, walked down a small flight of stairs. Walking past the kitchen, Harry glanced in and saw a plate of sandwiches on the table when he remembered the lunch he had asked Pelliwa to make them. He continued down the corridor went up two steps and opened the front door. Standing before him was Albus Dumbledore, the usual twinkle in his blue eyes.

Harry turned to Severus, "I don't think Albus would appreciate it if you try and kill him, dear."

Albus raised an eyebrow. "And why would you want to kill me in the first place, Severus?"

"Nothing.Harry and I were busy working on." he paused, thinking of something. "Lessons!" Dumbledore gave him a knowing smile as if to say, 'I doubt that.'

"That's why I'm here, in response to Harry's letter."

"You could have just owled me back, you didn't have to come all this way..."

"Actually Harry, I have a different proposition for you. Might I come in?"

"Oh, certainly Albus, come in, sorry." Harry beckoned the Headmaster in.

"Just follow me, Albus." Severus began walking to the kitchen.

Harry sat down beside his husband, Dumbledore sat across the way.

"So, Albus, what is the other proposition you mentioned? Would you like a sandwich?" He added, lifting the plate.

"Thank you, Harry. Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of you teaching Defence against the Dark Arts this year, if you wouldn't mind? I had already hired an assistant ready for Severus when he feels he's ready for one, but I know your potion making skills are decent, Harry, but I feel that you would be better suited to Defence work." He finished with a smile and took a bite of his sandwich.

"You have an assistant for me? Without my knowledge?" Severus said sceptically. Dumbledore merely nodded.

Harry sat there, deciding on which option to take.

[It's a great opportunity! Teaching. Wow, I never really thought of that, just of helping Sev. I think I could take the chance.] It didn't take long to choose.

"I would love to, Albus!" He replied at last.

Dumbledore clapped his hands together, "Wonderful!"

~*~*~*~*~*End Chapter 11

I know, that was short, and I am REALLY sorry it took so long to update! See when I got back from Vacation, I somehow managed to sprain my ankle, and I had to keep it elevated. and couldn't go near the comp also because it was being weird and wouldn't let me open my files. So yea that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it! *nods head* yup yup yup! Oh yea, I can use those names, if anyone has any idea! As I will mention those in the next chapter.

Thanx to all who reviewed!

Athenakitty- the sickness is getting better slowly. Yes they are keeping all three, I just don't have the heart to give one or any away! And the last part about the twins babysitting.I don't know If I trust them enough. maybe could make for some funnies!

Lillinfeilds- I will be sure to tell Sev that he thinks hes cute, lol. That would be interesting.

Arch-Nemesis- one would think that Siruis would have nightmares, I'm not to sure though, oh boy! *grins*

Cassa-Andra- *ogles at the thought of walking in on that* heheheheh, that would be hot! Me and my sick twisted mind.

Kiwii2- *hands tissue* here ya go! Glad you thought it was humoress, I don't think Siruis thought it was though for some strange reason.

AleinSmile13- heres the update! :D

Lee Lee Potter- sorry, but there are three.they have a whole lot of house elves, not as many as Hogwarts but I would say they have at least a good 10 or so, and I don't like the thought of having a Nanny, I think Molly Weasley is good. Popsicles.o0o0o0ohhh I could make a real sense out of that one, look for it in the next chapter. *winks*

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Erika7- Me, too.

Jun Tao- I'm glad to hear that.

Queen Li- Wow, a lot of people are happy that they are not giving away any of the kids.

Toria- I liked that sense, too. I can seriously imagine that though, that's the weird thing, like the exact expression on his face.

Siruis's Secret Lover- *dances* yay, gladness here! Makes me happy that people are giving this fic a chance.

ShaeLynn- me, too!

Jesi- I don't think that my Severus would do that, either.

Fire and Night- people really are happy about that, aren't they???

Shamus Sev- and yet here is another chapter!

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