Excerpts from Chronicles of a Horny Unicorn 4 1/2 by Hollow Phantom Drewits

As Isis molested Harry for the three-millionth time, Loki let out a sigh.

"Isis, you truly are one horny unicorn aren't you?"

Suddenly everyone stopped, Reinforce had looked up from her book, Isis had stopped the molestation of her master mid-grope, and Harry had paused his futile struggles.

They all looked at Loki with utter dead-pan faces, one could almost see the anime style sweat-drops on their foreheads.

They spoke in unison, "Loki that was the absolute worst thing ever."

"What?" Loki asked stunned "All I said was that she is a horny… Ohhh! Yeah that is terrible, I'll shut up now."


{This is basically what I went through when naming this omake series, only for me it was "Hmmm there's something wrong about this name… oh wait [Insert demented cackle] oh god that's horrible… I LOVE IT! - HPD}

(P.S. Yeah that was my reaction on the name as well, anyway Hollow good job on writing this-roughstar333)