A/N: Hey, guys! I'm sorry I haven't updated in years. It's not much what I wrote but it's all I got for now. This won't be the last chapter of Not Kissable. I just couldn't let 2012 start without having one more update. Thank you for still being there for me. I haven't forgotten about this story at all, I just haven't given myself the time to write.

I want to thank specially Color My Soul Blue (Kristen) and Twilightxhpotterxpjackson (Cassie). You guys made me feel incredibly shy, guilty, and proud of myself. I loved your reviews and your support.

Here goes chapter 10!

10. Limits Are So Old School

Bella's POV:

"Oh God Bella, please don't stop." Edward moaned.

"I'm not planning on it. I don't think I would be able to even if I wanted", I moaned back.

"We've resisted this for so long. We need this. We have waited too much." Edward said more to himself than me.

"I couldn't agree more with you." I sighed.

Bliss.

"BELLAAAAAAAAAA!" Emmet shouted.

Emmet? What the hell was Emmet doing in my room while I was….

I opened my eyes and realized everything was a dream.

"What were you dreaming about naughty girl? I could hear your moans miles away."

Oh My Gosh! Earth please swallow me! My cheeks were burning.

"It's none of your business what I was dreaming and anyways what are you doing here?"

"Were you dreaming dirty little things with Eddie bear?" Emmet said between laughter.

"Emmet! Stop making Bella uncomfortable. She can wet dream whatever she wants with virgin Edward," said Alice appearing from nowhere.

"Could you please stop talking about me!" I said mortified.

And to this Emmet just exploded with laughter.

"Emmet can you please leave the room? I have some business to deal with," said Alice.

"But I need to talk to her too. I need her to give in so we can win the bet and prove the Cullen men are irresistible."

"Emmet out!" Alice shouted. Patience wasn't one of her qualities.

Poor Emmet left without a word but I guess it was alright so he could stop making remarks about what I have dreamed.

"So Bella", said Alice in a tentative voice that made me feel extremely nervous.

"Yes?"

"I heard you escaped with Edward last night. Is that true?"

"Do you think it's true?" I knew I was in huge trouble for betraying Alice but I'd try to play dumb as long as I could.

"No, Bella. I want a one word answer. Yes or No."

"Maybe?" I gulped. I knew Alice didn't like to be played with. I knew well but still I pushed my luck.

"Hmm. I see you are unwilling to answer me. But do you remember that one little dirty secret I kept to myself about you and Edward? You know Edward in a red thong and you fainting. Do you want me to tell the whole family?"

"Alice! You are being utterly unfair. Yes, I escaped yesterday with Edward. Happy?"

"Not at all."

"What do you want me to do," I exclaimed suddenly anxious.

I could see the glint in Alice's eyes. The glint I feared.

"Well, my lovely Bella since you have betrayed me in so many ways, the only way to reverse the damage is you do exactly what I ask you to. I won't give a damn about your complaints. You'll do as I say. That's my final word."

Alice swearing. Bad bad signal! She was furious. Alice never swears!

I answered the only words I knew that would placate her, "Yes ma'am. I'm at your mercy."

"That's my girl," answered Alice with a huge smile.

And at her mercy I was.

Victoria's secret. Mind blushing lingerie. Push up bras. Thongs. Silk!

In other words, a nightmare!

"We are done!" announced Alice.

THANK GOD! I didn't complain once but my patience was reaching its limits.

But I was quite sure that with this all new clothes limits weren't something I should be concerned about.

Limits are so old school and I'm sure I'll be able to teach that to my lovely old fashioned Edward.

As I said, it's not much but I hope you liked it.

Tell me what you think about it.

We'll meet again soon.

HAPPY NEW YEARS BTW! I hope everything you wish comes true!

And again I thank you all for your lovely reviews and support.

I almost forgot! What did you think about Breaking Dawn? I loved it and hated it at the same time. I thought the part were all the wolves talk was hilarious. Anyways, that's just me.

Love,

Paty