-1Stupid ass cold… I think calling me a baby is pretty pathetic. It is probably the weakest insult I have ever seen, and this is from a thirteen year old who gets into arguments with his two year old sister. I think PokeRus is an IRB. That stands for inadvertently repressive bitch. Yes, I went there. I thought up those words today at school. I got extra credit in English for those first two!

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Ho-oh flapped its wings angrily at the pokemon that dared challenge it. He fired a warning flamethrower at the opposing pokemon. Lugia opened its mouth wide and began to laugh. This guy actually thought he was top dog! He fired a hydro pump to let Ho-oh know he was also serious. Ho-oh rose into the air angrily. And then, out of nowhere, it fired a flamethrower right at Lugia, hitting it right in the face. Lugia turned back and dropped into the water below. A swirling vacuum of air then erupted from the watery depths. It had water spinning inside of it, too, and when it hit Ho-oh it caused a ton of damage.

"You little bastard! You think you're so slick, huh? Well, I've got something for you!" Ho-oh screamed as it spread its wings wide. The entire area became extremely hot, and then the air filled with fire. Lugia flew out of the water, and quickly got out of the vicinity of the sacred fire. The attack evaporated the water, leaving a rocky surface below.

"I don't think I'll be that easy." Lugia taunted as it fired a jet of blue colored water at Ho-oh. The rainbow pokemon dodged the attack effortlessly, and then fired a jet of flaming hot fire at the diving pokemon. Lugia laughed.

"Why don't we see what my pall twister has to say about this." He said as he breathed in hard, and created another whirling tornado, this time without water. It absorbed the flamethrower and continued on to hit Ho-oh in the face. The pokemon fell to the rocky surface below. It slowly pulled itself up.

"Asswhole… I'll show you real power!" Ho-oh then stored up massive amounts of fire in its mouth, and then fired it. It moved extremely fast, creating a long hole over where it was flying in the rocks. Lugia smiled and fired a hydro pump that hit the fire blast head on. The two canceled each other out, but it created a hell of a lot of steam. People began running up to see the two legendaries fight. Some people were taking pictures.

"I'm getting sick of you." Lugia said angrily as he pointed a wing at Ho-oh.

"I'm gonna finish this right here and now." He said as he pointed a wing at the fire bird. Then, Lugia stored in insane amounts of energy. When it released that energy, it was an extremely powerful and deadly looking aeroblast. Ho-oh couldn't escape the swirling winds, and the forced him to move closer to Lugia, while hurting him. A ton of humans were picked up in the attack. Most of them passed out, but one was taking pictures left and right of the scene he was now a part of.

"Why would you honestly let me get close?" Ho-oh taunted. As soon as it got close to Lugia, it fired a thunderous fire blast that hit the other legendary in the face. Lugia spiraled downwards with the red flames dancing down its coat. Lugia was on fire.

"Hahahahah! What are you going to do now?" Ho-oh taunted. Lugia squinted his eyes angrily. His body became covered in an unnatural blue energy, and when it disappeared, the flames were gone, as well as all of Lugia's scrapes and bruises. Lugia had used recover. It rolled over mid-air and fired another hydro pump. It hit Ho-oh right in the face, causing it to land on many of the bystanders.

"I'm really getting sick of you!" Lugia said angrily as Ho-oh became surrounded by a purple glow, and was thrown all the way to the nearby town. He soared above buildings and over a tower.

"Huh, the legend is true! Ho-oh will return to the tower when the mystical bell is rung! This is a treat for everyone, but especially me!" Some old guy was celebrating seeing Ho-oh. He didn't have much time to dwell on it, though, because Lugia appeared right in front of him and hit him over the head with a booming steel wing. Ho-oh was sent spiraling to the ground again. He wasn't going to go down like this. He turned, spread his wings wide, stopping him from hitting the floor. It became very hot, and some of the humans passed out from the heat. Fire then erupted into the air, and the area immediately around Ho-oh was ablaze with fire, and Lugia was in the middle of it, as well as a ton of cars, people, buildings, and himself. Lugia fell to the floor, exhausted. Widespread destruction was below. People were running in all kinds of directions. Many people were dead from the attack. Buildings were leveled completely, and those cars never stood a chance-there was nothing left of them.

"Oh no, look what I've done…" Ho-oh sobbed as he saw the earth begin to catch fire.

"You're being a sore loser." Lugia replied, getting up. His opponent soared into the air, and began firing hydro pumps all over the place to put out the fires. Ho-oh was absolutely shocked by this. Lugia was putting out all the fires, and when they were all gone, he fired a hydro pump on Ho-oh, hitting him in the face. The legendary fell to the floor, dead from the attack. Many people cheered at this. Then, a rhino tank appeared and began firing at Lugia. Lugia easily dodged the slow bullets, and flew off over the horizon, never to be challenged again.

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Now that was fun! I probably just made a six year old very unhappy because he didn't understand all these big words like legendary. Sorry about that PokeRus! Oh, be sure to check out his Intense Random Battles so you can come to me saying you actually read the other one and tell me mines is better. Jubilife out.