Hajime: Ok! One more time! I.
Nagito: I.
Hajime: Do not.
Nagito: Do not.
Hajime: Like you that way.
Nagito: ...
Hajime: Come on man why can't you get it through your head?! I'm not into you!
Nagito: And why can't you understand that I have a ticket for the 9 o'clock love train and there ain't no refunds.
Hajime: ... Is this what you wanted to see? A broken man?!
Nagito: Don't worry baby I'll put you back together!
Hajime: ...
*different conversation*
Yuki: Hey this is Yuki speaking.
Hajime: Hey could you help me out? I'm dealing with a psycho, gay for me only, white haired weirdo.
Yuki: Oh yeah? I'm dealing with a white haired gay only for me weirdo. AND a psycho who loves me.
Hajime: Yeah I guess you have your own issues.
*back to the conversation*
Hajime: ... There's no reasoning with you is there?
Nagito: Whatcha talkin bout toots?
Hajime: I mean... No matter how many times I tell you to stop, you never will. So it's pointless to keep to telling you right?
Nagito: Hajime... Are you?
Hajime: NO WE ARE NOT TOGETHER! I just won't bust your balls every time you try something. Although that's not an invitation to do something. -_-
Nagito: I'm finally melting the ice around your heart!
Hajime: Shut up.
Nagito: Hey. Do me a solid and and meet me at the cafe on the corner would ya? I've got a present for you! :D
Hajime: Oh fine. It better not be a prank.
Nagito: Don't worry it's not ^-^