Victoria: He's married to a corpse!

Pastor Galswells: Hmm...the power of the dark side runs through his veins...perhaps Master Sidious will...

Victoria: What was that?

Pastor Galswells: Nothing. I believe I know the thing to do.

( Victor overhearing Emily and Ms Plum talking)

EMILY: Victor just left without saying a word. Are all men like this?

MS PLUM: Emily, it's time to learn the truth about men.

EMILY: I had the pamphlet in 8th grade.

MS PLUM: Then I'll skip to the talk.( pulls out hot dog and doughnut) The doughnut is the woman and the hot dog is the man.

EMILY: I don't get it.

MS PLUM: Let me explain...

EMILY: Okay, I get it!

( Victor playing piano when at Victoria's. All of a sudden starts playing the "Phantom of the Opera" theme and out of nowhere is dressed like the phantom. Victoria comes out and sees Victor.)

VICTORIA: ( To herself) OMG! The phantom! How hot!

( Goes over to Victor and takes off half mask off Victor)

VICTOR: Damn you! Curse you...

(the battle between Barkis and Victor)

Galswell: Victor! Catch!

(Throws him Count Dooku's lightsaber)

Victor: What the...?

Galswell: Er, that's mine. I've gotta return that prop to Mr. Lucas!

BJ: Die, die, we all pass away! Don't wear a frown, cause it's really okay!

Simon: Stop! That was absolutely awful! Catchy tune, just... creepy. You sound like the soundtrack to The Nightmare Before Christmas!

BJ: Oookay... Can someone beat the Aussie shi# out of this motherboner?

( Trying to get Nell into the buggy.)

WILL: Here! Eat this! ( Throws Nell an Atkin diet bar but it accidentally gets in Victor's mouth aned he then is skelliton skinny.)

WILL:( Pulls out another bar.) Here Nell! ( The bar lands into her mouth, but she gets fatter. William finally reads the wrapper.)

WILL: Caltein Bar?

( Regina comes in, mad)

REGINA: WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOIN' STEALIN' MY DIET BARS?!?!?!? I'M GONNA PUT YA IN THE BURN BOOK NOW!!!( To herself) Diet bar stealin' bitch. Yep.

Maudeline Everglot: (singing)Eggs and bacon are a simple twit. Respective love might have taught her that! Might have taught her thaaat.

Finnis Everglot: What?

Maudeline Everglot: Uuuuuhhh, forget that I said that, OK?

Finnis Everglot: We'll continue as planned. We'll proceed without Vincent.

Maudeline Everglot: Who?

Finnis Everglot: Vincent! V-I-N-C-E-N-T! Got it memorized?

Maudeline Everglot: What?

Finnis Everglot: I hate you, Maudie