HELLO! Sorry for the late update! I have been dragged into another fandom and school is taking up my time. *cries* 7 assessments on the second week of school. Now it is week 4. I'm sorry! D":
[[ATTENTION!]]
Just up! I made a poll for this story in my bio. It is for if you guys want the Nordics or more 2Ps or a surprise. Please check it out!
Even though some of you guys said Nordics but I did most of this before I received the reviews.
I am back with another chapter! I am thinking of doing a couple more then ending this and working on my next stories. For some reason I start some and then I lose my other motivation kitties.
Reviews!:
Skittykat501: Okie! Another vote for Nordics. I have a list of awesome vines that I wasted my holidays watching, I will check it out, I think I have. And Oh my god yes! I watched that one! It is so funny. Here is your cookie! *holds out cookie*
pheonixlegend: I think I have seen that but I will check it out! Another vote for Nordics! XD Here is your cookie! *hands cookie*
topaz3: I will keep that in mind. Here is your cookie! *holds out cookie*
mollienaturerocks: More cookies! XD *rains cookies*
Calistrophia: Yay! An answer for the question! Here is more cookies! *rains more cookies!*
Tokyo: I am very sorry for the late update again. I don't think I will be able to update regularly.
Washington: The rest of the capitals are also busy.
London: Don't sweat it.
Tokyo: Who wants to do the disclaimer?
London: Um.
Washington: IDK.
Tokyo: Scissors. Paper. Rock!
*After a couple games of Scissors. Paper. Rock*
Tokyo: Disclaimer that I don't own any of this content or Hetalia, except my Instagram account. Check it out for fun. I'm spanish_booty Yes it is a very creative name. Stalk me! But beware that I will spam.
Washington: Enjoy and Review.
London: Tokyo says sorry for any errors as some of this was typed during her Home group and class, while she was eating cake.
Tokyo: It's not my fault that someone brought in cake again today. It was huge.
London: During class, homework, outside and whenever she could find time.
Washington: Onto the vines!
Tokyo: Enjoy, Review and sorry for any errors. I finished this when I was outside at a public pool. It was windy and my hair does not help. And there is a FREAKING LARGE WASP BUZZING AROUND ME REPEATLY!?
"Okay let's start." Smiled Tokyo, she began to scroll on her laptop and was whispering to London.
"Yes! That one!" smirked London.
"Okay, this one is perfect for starters! It is called, '[MMDxAPH] Nordics - Twilight Isn't Literature, Denmark! (REMAKE)' by 'Angel Wings 101'" announced Tokyo.
~Shows Finland next to Iceland~
Finland: *nervous, hand gestures* And this is our wonderful English class.
Iceland: ….
~Shows Norway, Denmark and Sweden in the class room at the whiteboard~
Norway: *slamming Denmark into the board on each 'syllable'* TWI-LIGHT ISN'T LIT-ERA-TURE! *punches him into the board on the last sound*
Denmark: *is getting pummelled by Norway* *slowly, painfully slides down board*
Sweden: *shakes his head*….
~Black~
There was a couple of seconds of laughter.
"Twilight was never literature." Sighed London, then she looks at the male American, "This is why I gave up on you."
Washington sighed, "I think he was drunk when it happened. But," she stands in front of London, "says the one whose older brother has '50 Shades of Grey.'"
"Oh you didn't just go there!" London glares at Washington.
"Ladies. I get it. Your brother's books suck." Said Tokyo holding a fan between the two.
"..."
"Where did you pull that out from?" asked Washington.
"…. Next one! This one is called 'Russia is on her period [MMD x APH x Vines]' by 'Miss ChocolatexXx'" said Tokyo.
"Oh god…. That would be scary as hell." Said London, then she looked at Tokyo, "I wonder how your male 2P can handle her because I am like a bitch when I am on my period." (Weird and awkward note. I am on mine so I have been bitchy lately.)
"Swear Jar!"
*clink*
"And I was going to use that to buy more goods from Tokyo." Whined London.
"What?" asked Washington.
"Hush!"
~Shows Nyo Russia~
Nyo Russia: *waving hands * Attention everybody. My period is coming. Take cover now. *serious* May god be with you. *does Hunger Games*
#Mockingjay whistle#
#Alarm rings#
~Black~
"Damn I can imagine the world burning as if it were in hell…." Shivered China.
"I agree." Sighed England.
Romano sighs.
"Roma, I wonder when you will be in one." Spain uses smile.
Romano blushes, very effective.
"When did this become Pokemon?" sighed Japan. Kuro smirked.
"Kuro uses pounce!" Kuro pounced onto top of Kiku.
"Eh? Kuro please get off." Japan uses shove, no effect.
"Tokyo uses fan!" Tokyo smacked her fan on top of Kuro's head.
Very effective.
Kuro down.
"Thank you Edo."
"No problem."
"What is the next one?" asked London.
"You pick."
London looked at the laptop and then yelled, "THIS ONE!"
"This one is '[MMD APH] IM RIGHT HERE ENGLAND' by 'VintageOtaku XD'" read Tokyo.
~Shows NyoEngland looking annoyed at a table outside, Spain in front of her~
Nyo England: *looks to right to see Italys*
Romano: You know I love you right?
Italy: I love you too. *hugs Romano*
~Back to Nyo Iggy~
Nyo England: *slouches back into chair* All the hot guys are either taken or gay. *crosses arm, rolls eyes*
~To Spain~
Spain: I AM RIGHT HERE! *stands up and point to himself, spazzing*
~Black~
"That wasn't how I though Roma would come in." said Spain.
"At least I'm not spazzing out for eyebrows." Smirk Romano.
"Incest is beautiful" said Tokyo.
Everyone looked at her.
"At times…? Any way the next one is called '[APH MMD] When the German's Aren't home' by 'VintageOtaku XD' This one features my husbandu." Continued the Japanese woman.
"I want one with my waifu!" whined London, Tokyo pats her shoulder.
"Soon my friend."
~Shows Italy with a trumpet and sun glasses and Luciano holding the door knob also with sunnies but with a hand at his hip~
#Trombone music#
~Italy plays~
~Luci starts to open and slam the door multiple times~
#Fin#
~Luci poses~
~Black~
"Very fabulous." Smiled London.
"Do you actually do this?" asked Germany.
"…."
"Next one is 'MMD APH Don't scream don't scream don't scream' by 'SparkleFox'"
~Shows Italy with a hand over his mouth, shows to be Romano~
~Zooms out to shows Romano also afraid, shaking his head, Italy is making strained sounds~
~Romano puts his hand closer and shush him with hushed sound and gesture~
~Italy continues whine more, his voice going higher~
~Russia appears next to Romano~
~Romano screams a very manly scream~
~Italy looks like he wet himself~
~Black~
"Very… manly scream." Said Spain.
Romano began to punch Spain shouting and yelling.
Italy tries to calm him down, then Oliver threatens him with a cupcake.
"Okay this one is longer but was requested and I just remembered. Gomen. So it is called, 'Austria's Meltdown' by 'CaptainAki13'"
"Kesesesese~"
*BANG!*
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU DEMON WOMAN!?"
"OH YOU DID NOT JUST HIT MY HUSBAND!"
*THWACK!*
"Hungary if you don't stop I will stop the import of the good yaoi to you."
*GASP!*
"Ha ha!"
"You too."
*LE GASP!*
"London just went French."
"Oh honhonhon~ Angleterre is slowly becoming French."
"WANKER! What did you do to Lily!?"
*THWACK!*
"You done?"
~Shows Italy knocking on the door~
Italy: Uh... Rarity are you okay in there? You haven't come out for days.
~England appears besides him~
~Voice from behind door~
Voice: I'm never coming out! I can't show my face in Pony Ville ever again!
~Reveals to be Austria~
Austria: I used to be somepony. I used to be respected. *Eye twitch* I made dresses! Beautiful, beautiful dresses but now everypony is laughing at me! I'm nothing but a laughing stock! *Overly dramatic sobs*
Prussia started to laugh is ass off, London was trying not to. Hungary was stifling a laugh but then pulled out her pan ready to murder Prussia.
~Shows Canada, Italy, Prussia, England and America outside~
Canada: *has hand at mouth*
~More sobs from Austria~
England: You're not a laughing stock Rarity.
Prussia: She kind of is!
England: *frowns at Prussia* Shh! *turns back to the door* Come out and talk to us.
~Inside~
Austria: *flops onto bed* LEAVE ME ALONE *sobs* I WANT TO BE ALONE, I WANT TO WALLOW In...WHATEVER IT IS THAT PONIES ARE SUPPOSE TO WALLOW IN! *attitude change* Do ponies wallow in pity? *rolls over in bed* Oh Listen to me I don't even know what I'm supposed to wallow in. *holds hands near chest and sway from side to side* I'M SO PATHETIC! *Sobs*
"He is!" teased Prussia even more. But everyone near him began to shuffle away as Hungary was giving off a murderous aura.
~Outside~
England: Now what do we do?
Canada: Uh..panic?
Prussia: *looks at him* That's your answer for everything!
America: Well we can't leave just leave Rarity like this.
Italy: She'll become a crazy cat lady! *eyes open for emphasis*
England: *frowns at Italy* She only has one cat.
Italy: *turns to England, serious face activated* Give her time.
London and Tokyo start laughing.
"Did you guys just imitate that whole thing…" sighed Washington. The two nodded. Washington just sigh once again.
~Black~ (I actually got the speech from a comment but I had to change it back as they had done is with their proper name and stuff. But thanks to that I managed to finish this very quickly.)
"What's the next one?" asked France. "Could I chose?"
"Only from the list (Which is my YouTube history… -.-;)." Replied Tokyo handing her laptop over to the Frenchie.
"Oh honhonhonhon… This one~"
"Oh no." sighed England.
"Aiya…." Said China.
"Kolkolkol…" said Russia.
"It is called '{MMD Hetalia} England's Flirting' by 'Gamesta'" said France pressing play but with a creepy look on his face.
"Oh dear…." Sighed the Englishman.
~Shows England looking at the screen~
England: How I think I come across when I'm flirting. *sparkles and bubbles* *holds out hand* Your eyes are like diamonds! *no more bubbles and sparkles* How I really look. *creepy derp face and voice* *eyes spin around* Tootsie roll? *holds up large lolly* *smiles*
~Black~
"Tootsie roll?" imitates Tokyo and London.
"You two spend way too much time watching vines." Said Washington.
England proceeds to sulk in the blankets, Ollie threaten him with Doctor Who spoilers, e.t.c.
"Next is '[MMDxAPヘタリア] La Bomba (Magic Trio + Japan)' by 'ShadownLink720'"
"Magic Trio?" asked England.
"And me…?" said Japan.
"You know how there is the Axis?" asked Washington.
The nations nodded.
"Well there is the Bad Touch Trio, which is Spain, France and my husband." Said London.
Prussia laughed.
"It is mainly you guys in group with something common, basically. Like how Canberra, Berlin, London and I are called the 'Fab Quartet'" said Tokyo.
Some nodded in understanding.
~Shows England on Japan, riding him (No dirty thoughts~) Norway on the right and Romania on the left both jumping and waving their arms~
~Bubbles and sparkles~
~Rainbow!~
#'Booom like a bomba!
Sing ohhhhuoh, whaahahaa,
Sing ohhhhuoh, sing whaaay'#
Lily, Kaida, Kuro and Gilbert danced along.
~Repeat~
#'Come on!'#
#'Booom like a bomba!
Sing ohhhhuoh, whaahahaa,
Sing ohhhhuoh, sing whaaay'#
~This goes on for another 17 seconds~
~Japan is slowly straining~
~Japan collapsed, England falls as well on top, Romania and Norway stop and look down, concerned~
~Rainbow light stops, bubbles and sparkles floating around, awkwardly~
~Black~
Insert 2PJapan laughing to death.
Insert 2PEngland giggling.
'[MMD APH x Vine] Prussia's "Side Chick"' by 'Angle Wings 101'"
~Shows a close up on Prussia in the park~
Prussia: *looking at screen* That awkward moment when your girl catches you with your side chick.
London smacked Prussia at the back of his head.
"What?!"
"You have done this way too many times."
Hungary: *comes over, annoyed* Are you going to put it back?
Prussia: *holds up higher to reveal Gilbird in his hands* No! *causes Hungary to jump* It's adorable, and I love it and it's mine now.
Everyone face palms, minus Prussia who was smirking like a fool.
"An awesome fool excuse you!" yelled Prussia pointing at Tokyo.
Tokyo hands up to surrender, "I can make you leave you know."
"NO!"
Gilbird: *tweets and acts adorable as hell*
~Black~
"Wait I know a good one!" yelled London who grabbed Tokyo's laptop.
"Hoe don't do it." Said Washington.
"This one is called '[MMDxAPH] Teach Me How to Twerk!' by 'Angle Wings 101'" announced London pressing play.
"Oh my god…" face palmed Washington.
~Shows Norway tapping an IPad on the couch, young Iceland behind him~
Iceland: Daddy will you teach me how to twerk?
"There's the bomb~" said 2PEngland.
Norway: *freezes*
~Shows Norway with his hand on a smashed TV~
Norway: *wagging finger* No more TV.
~Now Norway holding a computer monitor~
Norway: *carrying computer* No more computer.
~Shows outside Denmark taking a stroll until the monitor come flying his way hitting him on the head~
Denmark: AARRHH! *collapses*
~Inside with Norway and young Iceland sitting at a table~
Iceland: *shaking head, arms folded over chest*
Norway: *points finger on book* We're reading books from now on little man.
~Black~
"Okay. This one was also suggested, it is called '[MMD APH] THEY GOT LILY' by 'VintageOtaku XD'" said Tokyo fanning herself. "Also I apologise that I could not use Class Room Panic but this is the same, sort of."
"Who are you talking to….?" Said 2PCanda.
"Who knows." Said 2PAmerica. Wait! When did he get there?!
"Oh my god! It's me but I'm…" said America jumping up and pointing.
2PAmercia glared and analysed his first player.
~Shows Germany at the chalkboard in his gauken uniform~
Germany: *speaking fast, "manly" voice* No one's answering. I guess I have to call on someone.
~Shifts to see Italy, 2PItaly, Romano and Liechtenstein in gauken uniforms~
~Liechtenstein looks half asleep~
Italy: *slams the desk* GET DOWN!
"I bet there will be one slow one." Smirked Allen.
"Yeah, it's you." Said Matt.
This lead to a fist fight between them.
Oliver sat in his seat eating a cupcake ignoring the fraud, until Allen started a full on swearing fit. Matt nearly bashed his head in and asked his polar bear to swallow the 2PAmerican. Oliver had enough and put down his tea that he was sipping and pulled out two bright pink cupcakes and shoved them both into their mouths. This caused them to fall to the ground choking.
"Shouldn't we do something about this?" asked Hungary.
"Let them do what they wish. As long I am not involved." Said Austria.
"Prissy." Whispered Prussia.
Hungary glared at him.
"Angleterre…. I think we should do something….
~All Italians get under the desk leaving Liechtenstein who didn't move in time~
Germany: *points at Liechtenstein* You.
Liechtenstein: 42?
Germany: Wrong!
#Gun shot#
~Liechtenstein collapses in her seat~
"If Switzy Poo were here he would fill you with lead." Laughed Prussia.
"Switzy Poo…?" said Austria.
"I don't know….." said Germany.
Tokyo and London giggled.
Italy: *is halfway on the desk * THEY GOT GINA!
~VintageOtaku in the back ground smiling doing peace signs~
~End~
"And this is why Doitsu should not teach." Said London.
"Many lives will be lost." Said Tokyo.
Washington face palmed.
"I want to choose one." Said Matt taking Tokyo's laptop.
"Sure." Replied the capital.
Not even after 5 seconds Matt started laughing.
Tokyo looked at the one he chose and also started laughing.
London took a peek and fell backwards laughing.
"What's so funny?" asked an annoyed vegan American.
"Okay. This one is called '[MMDxAPヘタリア] America's Cock' by 'ShadowLin720'" said Tokyo trying not to laugh even more.
"…"
"WHAT?!"
"INAPPROPRIATE!"
"It's okay. You'll see." Said Tokyo.
London quickly pulled out a box of popcorn.
Matt pressed play.
(By the way I copied the words from the caption transcript, but the actions I did myself. Enjoy :) I died while doing this)
~Shows Luciano and Lutz (Siegfried in this one, just so none of you guys )~
"That looks like Germany." Said France.
"Of he does frog! That must be his second player!" said the first player brit.
"Yes that is Lutz." Said the second player brit. (Remember in this video Lutz will be called Siegfried)
Luciano: *turns to look at Siegfried* S-Siegfried?
"Wait what?" said Luciano with a confused face.
"He is called Siegfried in this video." Said Tokyo.
"Oh."
Siegfried: *looks at him*
Luciano: Siegfried, you. You see. You see what's going on over there!? *points off screen*
~Shows a back view to see a park and Allen, 2PAmerica, sitting at the fountain with a chicken sitting next to him~
Siegfried: Uhh.
Siegfried: Ja, I... I guess...?
Luciano: *emphasises* I. Want you. To go. And get RID of *close up on Allen* America's COCK. *close up of the chicken*
Silence.
~Front view~
~Awkward silence is awkward~
Siegfried: You w... *slight snort* Y-you want me to do what now?
Allen, Matt, Kuro, London and Tokyo started laughing.
Luciano: I want you to go. *titles head towards Allen's direction* And GRAB *raises hands* *close up on Allen* America's cock.*close up of the chicken* I don't. I don't care what you do with it. I don't care if you use... *fists hands* Your bare hands, or a... *has hand held as if holding knife, other on hip* Take a knife to it. I just want YOU. *points at Siegfried* *breathe* To GET that cock *close up of the chicken* GONE. *eyes dilate for emphasis* *points away from him*
Siegfried: *slight laughter again* *shrugs* I-I-I don't know.
~Back view~
Siegfried: It looks. Pretty attached to him. I'd. I. It'd be a little hard to get that close...
"Oh god Lutz." Laughed Kuro.
Luciano: Oh wha—
~Front view~
Luciano: Oh what like. *shrugs* Wha. Wha? How.
Luciano: How? Why would you have a problem grabbing *close up on Allen* America's cock? *close up of the chicken*
"This is beautiful." Cried Matt.
Siegfried: Well. *turns away*
~Shows Kuro and Oliver on a bench~
Siegfried: Other people are around and...
~Oliver glomps Kuro, causing Kuro to look annoyed and blush~
Oliver proceeded to glomp Kuro only for him to get kicked in the face and cry until the red eyed Japanese man would apologise.
Siegfried: People might get the wrong idea...
"More like he is getting the wrong idea." Said Washington.
"I don't get it." Said Luciano.
Tokyo began to pat Luciano on the back, "It's alright Luci. You haven't been at this jokes to begin with."
Luci was still confused.
"He is a bit slow." Said Tokyo. "Feliciano seems to get it though." Pointing to the red faced Italian.
"Luci was never good at amore." Sighed Flavio dramatically.
"Excuse me!?"
Luciano: What? *close up of confused Luci face* What possible "idea" could people GET if you just go over and get his cock? *close up of chicken*
Siegfried: Well, they might think I LIKE it for one.
Luciano: Ugh. *close of up of disgusted Luci face*
Luciano: Nobody likes his cock. *close up of chicken* *fast* Everybody PRETENDS to like his cock. *close up of chicken* But NOBODY. ACTUALLY likes America's cock. *close up of chicken*
Siegfried: Uhhhhh. I-I guess you don't actually know about that- *looks away* I don't. *shrugs* I don't know. *puts hand at chin with other hand holding elbow* I. I kinda like it. *titles head*
Luciano: *glares*
Siegfried: *eyes shrink* *quick save* BUT I LIKE YOUR'S BETTER.
Luciano: Wha- *close up of confused upside down Luci face*I do- I don't have a COCK. *close up of chicken*
Everyone was either red faced at this point, laughing or confused, Luciano.
Poor Luci. He is slow in this sense.
Siegfried: Well... *looks away and shrugs* If-if you did...? *looks back, eyebrow*
Luciano: Oh please. *fab hand gesture* Like I would ever want a cock. *close up of chicken*
Matt and Allen fell to the ground dying. Alfred was close to falling as well.
Siegfried: Pfft. *stiffles laugh in hand* Ja...? You. *laughs* You won't want a cock. *close up of chicken* Huh?
~Back view*
Luciano: Well, I mean. *turns for a second* Of COURSE I wouldn't, I mean... Look how BIG it is. And I mean. It would always just get in the way. And make a mess of things...
Siegfried: Well, I- I've seen bigger... *turns away*
Luciano: Wha-? *close up of sideways confused Luci face* Where have you seen a bigger cock *close up of chicken* than that one? *gestures*
Siegfried: I dunno. *tilts head, avoiding eye contact and shrugs*Around and about?
Luciano: Wha- Where are YOU going that you see cocks *close up of chicken* that big!?
Siegfried: Siegmund's place- *laughter, a lot of it*
Luciano: What? *moves back*
Siegfried: *continues to laugh *
Luciano: *voice cracks* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
"Aw. Poor Luciano's voice cracked." Teased Kuro, he then nearly got a knife to the forehead, luckily the knife embedded itself in the shelf right next to his head.
~Apparently, Luci doesn't know what laughter is asdfgh~
Siegfried: Sie. Hee. Ha hah... I'm so...*trying to compose himself* I'm s- I'm going to go get some water. *points off screen* *points at Luci* You stay here. All right... *leaves*
Luciano: *sighs* Haahhhhhhh... *slouches*
Luciano let out a long sigh, "Somebody explain."
Everyone in the room basically died with laughter.
I am so sorry for the long update. Last night I managed to finish my English draft and the day before my Religion draft. Now only the hard copies to go, History and PD to go. Also I have a German test on Monday! .
I will try to update again but be warned that it may take a long time but it will be long for a compensation.
See you guys next chappie!
Tokyo: I am in a rush and the wasp is still near me somewhere…..
London: I hate them too.
Washington: Everyone hates them.
Tokyo: Anyway the question for this chappie is: What are/have you dressing/dressed up as for Halloween?
Washington: LUKE SKYWALKER!
London: I will be going around.
Tokyo: I will be Mafia Italy.
London: Total Badass!
Tokyo: See you guys next time!
Hasta La Pasta~!
~Tokyo
