A~N- Whew… that was a long week :3
VIRTUAL BACON AND CAKE FOR ALL! OH AND DIS ROCK! *throws the bacon and cake into da crowd filled with less Hetalia lovers, and da rock lands on a random troll that I predict will one day troll me*
Good thing my parents leave me alone in my house half of the day on weekdays. They're so annoying and often get me distracted…and that's the reason I don't update on weekends. They don't even understand me…
Now, about the music I recommend you listen to for this chapter—you can try Triple Baka or Ievan Polkka by Miku, or something cheerful and stupid like that. This will kinda be random and stuffu :P
In any case, here's the reasons why the story is suddenly getting random… 1. I like random things :D 2. Random things are often stupidly funny, and the story was lacking funniness… 3. There is no number 3 XD 4. I was kinda bored…so…
Kay, Ciel, disclaimer that I love to waste time with~!
Ciel: *runs away with his awesome demonic powerz*
AW DAMN IT… ghost of Alois Trancy! I chose you!
Alois: *poofs into Author's Note* Light-san doesn't own Black Butler or mah booty shorts! GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?! *holds up a random fork*
N-no! No one has a problem Alois! Everyone agrees right? RIGHT?! (oh god…) Anyways, ON WITH DA STOREH!
Chapter 10
I Wanna Go~!
Rosalie, the blanette that we all know has an ability to change her personality, was getting dressed for her first day as a maid at the Phantomhive Manor. The outfits came with their own second color choosing, and of course, she had chosen light blue for that color. The one thing she actually hated about her and the others' current status as maids was that had to wear corsets. What made it worse is that if they refused Ciel- ahem, Master Phantomhive would have his butler, Sebastian, force them too, and the young blanette was not a fan of him.
Kay, let's get this over with! She mused, and walked out her new room-the former maid's room, Mey-rin-with confidence. Skipping down the long hallways, she headed for the dining room where everyone was most likely to be. And, yes, that's exactly where they were.
"I AM HERE! I SHALL NOT FAIL YOU~!" Rosie yelled as she burst the doors open, loudly announcing her presence. Ciel lightly face-palmed, while everyone else sweatdropped. The blanette then stood next to her two other companions, wearing a face such as this: X3
"Um, Master Phantomhive, before we do our duties, can you explain why you were the mastermind behind the mysterious murders that have been going on recently?" Josie, being the sane person she was, asked.
"Ah, right, you're the new Her Majesty's Sly Foxes. Well, as it goes, I suppose I should explain why such crimes have happened," The slate-haired teen began, resting his head on his palm. "First of all, I am a demon, and that means I feast on souls—human food is quite distasteful, like air. I have to acquire souls somehow, or else I would starve to death. Thus, I began hunting humans down and eating their souls." He blinked, observing the three's faces. They seemed ominously calm, as if they've went through this already, which was very odd, and he caught himself suspicious of the group.
"But couldn't you have formed a contract with one of them? It would have saved time, and the murders wouldn't have been so recent…" The lighter brunette stated, looking at Ciel curiously. Of course, they knew about everything that happened in his life, from the day he made his contract with Sebastian, to the day he became a demon and traveled off with his demonic butler to "the new world where humans and demons are the same"—all except for Josephine. Where exactly that "new world" was, they would never know. Would they?
"So you know much about our 'condition'." It wasn't a question, but rather a comment, "That's interesting. I wonder how so."
"We have, um, studied…" Hannah said, "But we didn't think that you would exist so…yes. That's what happened! Ahahaha…" She put a hand behind her back, smiling. The young earl narrowed his eyes. He knew she was lying, but didn't press any further. It wasn't something to bother for, anyways.
"Right. Sebastian, show them the manor and dismiss them with their duties." Ceil ordered.
"Yes, my Lord," The butler did a light bow and gestured for the three new maids to follow him. They did so quietly, leaving Master Phantomhive to his work.
After a long walk around the mansion that was at least three hours, Sebastian finally gave the trio their duties. "We will be having guests over this afternoon, so make sure you make everything absolutely perfect. Otherwise I will have to punish you." He said with his famous closed-eye smile, and left to do whatever he did while with Ceil.
"Man, first time on the job and we get guests?! These people really are cruel," Hannah sighed.
"What would you have expected?" Josephine huffed.
"Aw, come on guys! Cheer up! At least we…OMIFREKINGEE!" Rosie gasped, eyes growing wide.
"What is it?!" The two brunettes chorused.
"We left our pets at the Trancy Manor! Now what are we supposed to do?! They can't feed themselves!" She fussed quickly, "And they'll tear up the place!"
Josephine sighed, "Well, we can't worry about that now. We have jobs to do," She turned and headed for the kitchen, wherever that was.
"Josie-chan's right," Hannah agreed, "We can't afford to dawdle around worrying. Do you want to be punished?"
"Oh, all right. Normally I wouldn't mind threats, but now reality hates me. Oh well~!" The blanette then skipped to wherever the garden was, humming "Real and Unreal" by Lily (Yuri).
Meanwhile…in a parallel universe…
"I have a fan~!" Lily said, dancing.
"Right…but I was told that she liked me better," Miku was sitting on a couch, eating her ever-so-favorite-item leek.
"Shut up or I'll unleash Teto's wrath on you!"
"AHHH I didn't mean it!" Miku ran away, leaving her leek behind. Suddenly, Austria from Hetalia burst through a nearby window playing a trumpet.
"Hey got a license for that?" Lily asked, putting on a police officer hat on.
"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE SEXAY GURL!" Austria said, and fell face-flat on the floor.
"Well then…"
Meanwhile…back to the not-exactly-crazy world…
I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay,
Taking out my freak tonight!
I-I-I wanna show-ow-ow all the dir-ir-irt,
I got running through my mind~
Whoa-oh!
Rosalie was singing "I wanna go!" by Britney Spears, or more specifically, Len Kagamine, in her best robotic voice she could muster while watering the roses. Usually, whenever she wanted sing in a metallic voice, it came out cute and very high, which was very unbelievable compared to the boyish voice she used while talking. But, she could still do it. Her pitch was as high as Hatsune Miku's, if anyone can believe that, and maybe even higher. At least, she didn't know for sure. All she was certain about was that her singing range was unnatural, and that she had an unnatural ability to make her voice sound metallic and robotic. Why, she even tried singing so fast, she surprised herself. Yes, singing was a natural hobby to her.
Even so, she honestly didn't feel comfortable singing to others, and even if it was just a school drab, she would still feel a twinge of embarrassment. Rosie would try her best, though. It was a good thing no one was there, especially Josephine. So she kept on singing, trimming the trees and bushes, watering, and carefully using the weed killer. I wonder what the guests will be like, she mused. When she was done, she skipped her way toward the mansion's back door, now humming the song. She was hoping to get Josephine to make her something for lunch, or to eat anything at all.
Opening the back door, the blanette maid followed a long corridor that lead to the kitchen, if she wasn't mistaken. As soon as she reached her hand to the doorknob of the supposedly kitchen's only entrance, the last person she ever wanted to meet opened it for her.
"I see you have finished your duties correctly?" Sebastian said, blocking the way into the kitchen.
"Of course," Rosie responded tartly, "Why else would I be anywhere but the garden? Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm hungry." She then slipped through the small opening that the butler left, glad that she was thin enough to do so. Her eyes immediately laid on a certain brunette maid, who was preparing three sandwiches, much to her distaste.
"Aw, Josie-chan, why are you making those?" She sat down at the wooden table, watching as Josephine did the finale touches and ignoring the man clad in black who was still standing at the doorway.
"Got a problem with it?" Josie said, placing three plates with sandwiches on them. "Before you eat, can you get Hannah?"
"But I just sat here!"
"I don't care."
"You suck!" Rosie got up, glaring at Josie, and left the kitchen. Sebastian had long since gone, obviously for Mister-must-work-my-servants-to-death. The blanette soon returned with Hannah, still put off by Josephine. She and the light brunette sat down, followed by the darker brunette.
"So how was work?" Hannah asked, taking a bite into her sandwich.
"It was okay I guess…Sebastian-san was teaching me how to cook," Josie answered.
"I was perfectly fine! No one dared bothered me~!" Rosie replied happily, quickly forgetting her grudge against Josephine. They ate a talkative lunch and left to whatever else they had to attend to. Almost an hour later, the trio was called to the front entrance to welcome the guests.
"I wonder what the guests will be like? I hope they're nice~!" Rosie said cheerfully.
"Oh, Rosie-chan, you're so much like Finny!" Hannah teased, poking her on the shoulder.
"And you're like Mey-rin, Miss-clumsy-wherever-we-go!" The blanette flashed, poking her back. A coach arrived just a few minutes after, not all that fancy but just enough to prove that whoever the guests were they were rich. A man stepped out, helping a young girl about the trio's age.
"Welcome to the Phantomhive Manor!" Rosalie and Hannah chorused, saluting.
"Oh, um…yes! Welcome!" Josie said awkwardly, saluting as well. As the girl and the man walked toward them, the three other girls studied them.
The young girl had very light blond hair that fell over her shoulders, icy blue eyes, and perfect pale skin. She wore a brown coat trimmed with white fur, a light purple dress with black ribbons decorated on it, and high-heeled brown boots sided by purple bows. A silver crown, carved with snowflakes, rested on her fair haired head. If anything, she looked like a female Alois with a princess crown.
As for the man, the first thing the trio noticed was that he was specifically almost as tall as Sebastian, and had an otherworldly aura. He had dark brown hair parted off to one side, dark blue eyes, and skin paler than the Alois-like girl. One of the most noticeable things, if he was even that noticeable, was that he was wearing a black tailcoat, meant for butlers. As soon as they realized this, Rosalie and Hannah thought, GREAT. Another one to worry about…
"Hello! I'm Rosalie, this is Hannah, and she is Josephine. Really, welcome!" The blanette greeted cheerfully.
"Yes, hello as well. This is my mistress, Princess Abigail of Russia," The brunette man gestured to the blond, "and I am Artemis Lokelet, her butler." He confirmed their suspicions, or at least half of them.
"Alright, then. Let us lead you to the Young Master," Rosalie said formally, her cheerfulness now replaced by seriousness, and so the trio of girls led the guests Princess Abigail of Russia and her butler, Artemis Lokelet, through the front double doors and plunged into the long hallways of the Phantomhive Manor.
A~N- Well, there you go, my dear readers. The 10th chapter.
One thing I'd like to add to the I-don't-own-list, is that I don't own Princess Abigail or Artemis Lokelet. They were made by Yana Toboso, but the only thing I have from her is their names, which leaves me to make up their description and personality. I kinda based Abigail-sama off Russia from Hetalia and Alois, and I based Artemis-sama after his name. You know, "Artemis" kinda sounds like the guy has brown hair and blue eyes. It's just my opinion :T
Anyways, the reason why I'm late in updating is: LIFE. I have a life of singing, annoying parents, otaku-ness (yes I just recently discovered I'm an otaku, cuz I stay home all day XD), playing Pokémon, drawing, and a bunch of other stuff. Need I list more?
Also, I have no hate on Austria. I make fun of America too ya'know, and don't give a shit~!
Btw, I now have a deviantart! I'm Lightumbreonrose, cuz they already had a Lightumbreon -.-; so I'll be posting drawings and sketches of the characters (except for Hannah-chan, cuz I don't know what she looks like in real life) and if you like Vocaloid, you can view fan art!
Again, btw, if you actually are a fan of Vocaloid or Len Kagamine, you should really listen to Len's "I Wanna Go!" on YouTube, cuz you'll totally fangirl and it's AWESOME. Much better Spears X3
I'll be posting the theme song of the story on the next chapter, so if you're curious…
Stay tuned for more~! I love IA and Miku Hatsune! :DD