Chapter Eleven

People who are attractive, have a great sense of humor and act genuinely down to earth are our enemies and must be eliminated for they wield far too much power

("I want to cut my hair like that," my brother stated, pointing to a blond character in that show he liked so much. What was that guy called again? I knew it had something to do with dinosaurs.

"Huh." I squinted my eyes at the picture. "Will the school even allow that?" My brother deflated.

"Oh right. I forgot about that. Maybe after I graduate.")

I opened my eyes to see that Dino was sitting by the side of my bed, fidgeting nervously while rapidly talking in Italian into his phone. Now that I had a clearer mind, I was able to tell that Dino looking nothing like my brother, save the style of his hair. The shape of his eyes was different, the curve of his face, the bridge of his nose… I wasn't quite sure how I could've mistaken Dino for my brother when he clearly looked so different.

A stab of disappointment hit my heart, followed by a strong wave of disgust. How could I be disappointed that my brother wasn't here? It meant that he was still alive and well. I shouldn't want my brother to be here! What kind of older sibling was I, to want my brother to be dead?

How utterly sickening.

Dino's brown eyes flickered down to me and widened. He then muttered some Italian words into his phone before putting it down and focusing his attention on me. He gave a sheepish grin. "Hey, sorry for startling you like that. Neither Reborn or I knew that you would react so badly to having a stranger in your room," he apologised. I blinked. They thought I passed out because I saw someone I didn't know in my room? Not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, I didn't say anything, only nodding and taking the excuse.

"So, Callavone-san, what brings you here?" I asked, slowly sitting up in my bed. Dino frowned.

"Call me Dino. And I'm here because–"

"Dino is your senior apprentice," Reborn spoke up, and I was suddenly aware that he was standing at the foot of the bed. When did he get there?

Unprepared for Reborn's abrupt arrival, Dino jumped and fell out of his chair with a loud and painful sound. I winced in sympathy. I knew exactly how painful it was to bash your entire body onto the cold hard floor of my room. I slid off my bed, careful not to touch or affect Reborn in any way, and stood in front of Dino, sticking out my hand and offering to help him off the ground. He took the offer and gave me a grateful smile. I paused. Oh. So that's why he has so many fan girls.

I inwardly shook myself to regain my footing on reality. "So, you've come here to meet me for…?"

Dino blinked. "Oh right, I came here to see my junior!" he said excitedly. I hummed in reply, waiting for him to continue speaking. He scratched the back of his head, seemingly hesitant to say anything else.

"Well… you…" He paused for a moment. "The way you present yourself is a bit…" He made a few gestures. I smiled slightly, amused.

"Terribly unfitting for a Mafia boss?" I offered. Dino nodded slowly. I let out my laughter. "Well, I know what you're thinking. I'm not ambitious, there's no sense of anticipation, I look unlucky, I don't have a 'boss' aura, and my disposition to be a boss is pretty much below zero. All in all, I'm no good, right?"

"…" I seem to have made him speechless. Good. He shouldn't have barged into my room uninvited. Seeing that he wasn't going to answer me anytime soon, I turned to look at Reborn.

"So, you've taught Dino-san before?" I questioned. Reborn nodded.

"I was teaching Dino to be a Mafia boss before I was called here. You're taking this pretty well, Baka-Tsuna," he commented.

"Thanks. Well. Sorry to disappoint but I have absolutely zero percent interest in being a Mafia boss," I said amiably. I was probably acting too passive in the company of a Mafia boss but I didn't get a bad feeling from him so he should be fine. Besides, Reborn… taught… him…

…

Dino's a dangerous guy. I cannot underestimate him.

"Woah, it's exactly as Reborn said!" Dino exclaimed, "You were exactly like how I used to be!"

Is that a compliment or…?

"In the beginning…" Dino turned his head to stare out of the window solemnly, "I didn't want to be a Mafia boss either. Decent guys don't seek to join the Mafia in the first place, after all."

"…"

He then turned back to me with a smile on his face. "Well, from this, I can tell that you're a trustworthy guy."

"… thanks. I'm still not going to be a Mafia boss, though," I sighed. Seriously, can't a guy get a peaceful life around here?

"If you keep refusing…" Dino's tone turned dark and he slipped his hand into his jacket, about to pull something out. I stiffened up, eyes narrowing. Was this guy really going to pull out a gun in my room?

There was a blur of green as Dino quickly pulled something out from his jacket and I readied to dodge. My brain stalled when I realised a turtle was standing in front of me.

"He'll bite you!" Dino continued his previous sentence cheerfully. I stared at the turtle blankly, mind obviously not processing the situation. You'd think that with all I've been through, I'd be used to this kind of anticlimactic bullshit happening. Apparently, that was not the case. How unfortunate.

I raised a finger to tilt the turtle away from my face. "Alright, I'll keep that in mind," I replied, humouring him. I wasn't quite sure exactly what kind of damage a turtle could cause, but I doubt it would be too much, especially since it was such a little thing. Geese on the other hand…

"He's called Enzo," Dino told me, looking fondly at the turtle. I looked at the turtle and smiled.

"Hello Enzo!" I greeted the turtle, "It's nice to meet you. Please don't bite me." Dino laughed at my words and opened his mouth, about to say something, when…

"Gyahaha!" I heard Lambo's loud voice, followed by the pitter-patter of children's footsteps. I whirled around just in time to catch Lambo as he tripped and fell. However, I wasn't prepared for the grenades he was holding to fly out of his hands and towards the open window. Thank god they still had their safety on.

A soft tinkle made me look down on the floor to see two metal pins. My eyes widened.

"Dino-san! The grenades…!"

Dino nodded at me and threw himself out of the window. I had to consciously supress my scream. Was he trying to kill himself?!

I ran to the window and watched in open mouthed amazement as he used a whip – and where did he get that from? – to fling the grenades away.

"… Cool…" Holy shit, wow.

"Now do you understand? A Mafia boss will risk his life for his family," Reborn stated. I nodded in agreement.

"He's a good boss."

"… Dino-san."

"Yes, Tsuna?"

"Do you need a fork and spoon? I can understand if you aren't used to eating with chopsticks," I said, eyeing the mess of food he made on the table. Dino blinked and looked down at the table, blushing. It seems that he was unaware of the mess he was making.

"A-ah, yeah. Thanks. It's in the kitchen right? I can get it myself!" He stood up from the table and made to move towards the kitchen. I shook my head, standing up as well.

"No, you're our guest. Let me–!" My breath was knocked out of me as Dino tripped on the leg of the table and fell on top of me. My head hit against the hard kitchen ground and I quickly prayed that I didn't get a concussion. I could feel his hot breath against me neck as he groaned in pain. I felt incredibly uncomfortable with his entire body weighing down on mine. Dino shifted a little and placed his hands on either sides of my head to push himself up onto all fours. I closed my eyes and turned my head to face the door since I found it incredibly awkward to look at Dino at the moment. I didn't even wantto know the picture we made.

Of course, this was the exact moment my mother decided to walk in.

"…"

"…"

"Mum, I–"

She walked into the room to pick Reborn, Lambo, and I-Pin up and walked out. Before she left, she gave me a meaningful look and a wink, and then walked away. I didn't bother to hold in my loud sigh of annoyance. How was I going to explain this to her?

"Dino-san. Please get off of me."

"Yes! Of course!" he said, a bit flustered. He face was slightly flushed as he quickly stood up. I sat up as well, rubbing the back of my head to ease the pain.

And then I heard my mother's scream from upstairs.

"So certain turtles can expand if given water, there's actually a person who can unconsciously switch between clumsy and cool in a second, and the bathroom upstairs is destroyed." If I sounded slightly hysterical, it was because I was. "Right, I must still be asleep."

"I'm really sorry, Tsuna…"

Something hit me on the head. "You're not dreaming, Baka-Tsuna," Reborn stated. "Dreams don't hurt. Would you like me to show you?"

"No, no! I'm fine!"

I could only hope tomorrow would be better.

Dino is really loved by his men, even a totally oblivious person could tell that. It's for a good reason, too. If I were working under him, I'd probably be as devoted to him as well. Still…

"I was just taking a stroll and ended up here."

"From the hotel in front of the train station?!"

… they really needed better excuses. Who in the world would believe in that? In the first place, what intelligent person would use such an excuse? Everyone knows it takes at least half an hour to get from the train station to our house.

"Good morning tenth!" Hayato's cheerful voice called out from nearby. I turned around to face him as he said, "I woke up too early so I was wandering around and ended up here!"

"…" I turned my head to the side. "Why."

"Oh, you're the smoking bomb brat! It's our first time meeting, isn't it?" Dino greeted Hayato. I made an annoyed sound and when I spoke, it was deceptively pleasant.

"I'd appreciate if you didn't call my friends brats, Dino-san. It's not very nice." I smiled at him and he paled a little, refusing to make eye contact with me.

"Y-yeah, sorry…" he laughed awkwardly, bringing a hand up to scratch the back of his head. Immediately, Hayato's eyes flickered to the tattoos on Dino's arm and his expression darkened. However, before he could comment on anything, Takeshi came throwing his arms over our shoulders and nearly scaring me into an early grave. His brown eye flickered to Dino's figure for a moment and something flashed through them. Unfortunately, it was gone before I could identify it. Takeshi then turned back to Hayato and me with a large grin on his face.

"If we don't go now, we'll be late for school," he stated and started dragging us away.

"Wah! I didn't know that guy was so powerful!" Takeshi exclaimed. Hayato had been telling us about Dino's Family. It wasn't anything I hadn't already figured out, though, so there was no visible change in my expression.

"I don't like him," Hayato stated. I jerked in surprise and turned to him inquisitively. "Anyone older than me is an enemy," he explained in a terrifyingly dangerous. I blinked and nodded, looking back to the front and making sure he doesn't see the slightly petrified look I had on my face.

Technically, I'm older than him, aren't I…?

Suddenly, an expensive-looking black car pulled up beside us and a rope shot out of it, winding around me. I froze up for a second, and that precious second allowed my kidnapper to pull me into the car. With a loud roar, the car sped away. I struggled with my binds, desperately trying to get back to my friends. My kidnapper moved a bit closer to me and I automatically jerked my head up and head-butted him in the face. I probably should have thought a bit more about my actions before actually carrying them out as a sharp pain soon reverberated through my head and tears started welling up in my eyes.

I glared at my capturer through my haze of pain, gritting my teeth. My face was probably flushed from anger and, with tears in my eyes, I probably didn't make a very threatening picture. When I vision focused, I blinked and my eyes widened in shock.

"D-Dino-san?!"

"Hayato! Takeshi!" I was basically yelling when we finally got to the Momokyokai yakuza base. Upon hearing from Reborn that he sent them there, I just rushed off without listening to anything else. What was Reborn thinking? How could he send two innocent boys to some yakuza base, just like that? The Momokyokai wasn't a weak group of yakuza; nearly everyone in the neighbourhood knew who they were. Before Hibari-senpai had gained monopoly of Namimori, the Momokyokai had been one of the ruling factions in town.

I slowed down a little. Hibari-senpai had been able to defeat them without any problems, though…

Dino managed to catch up to me when I opened the door to the yakuza base.

"…"

"…"

"Tsuna!"

"Tenth!"

I sighed as I saw the utter wreckage and the multiple unconscious bodies around them.

I have mixed feelings about this.

"I'm impressed!" We were back in my room again. Dino was smiling at Takeshi and Hayato. "You guys are strong; I can leave Tsuna in your care." Neither he nor Reborn told them that it was actually them that kidnapped me and not the yakuza. Naturally, I didn't say anything either. I would like to enjoy what little peace I had for a little while longer.

"Don't worry!" Takeshi smiled brightly. "We'll take very good care of him!"

"Yeah, we'll be with Tenth, twenty-four seven," Hayato added. I stiffened up and slowly turned to look at my friends. I could almost see a strange, dark aura surround them and I shuddered, inwardly sobbing about my loss of freedom.

The protective bodyguards have resumed their job.

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

It was funny how I still managed to get hurt even though I had two bodyguards basically following me around. Stalking me. It was as if the universe hated me, or at least needed me to get hurt so that certain things could run smoothly. Kind of like I was a character in a story, and I had to get hurt in order to be able to meet with someone I usually wouldn't meet.

… Yeah, I won't look into this matter.

If you wanted to know how I got hurt… well…

"I thought that I could pass down my whip-handling skills to my cute little… brother!"

"Why did you hesitate before saying… well anyway, that isn't the problem. Why would I need to learn how to handle a whip?"

"Why are you pouring water on Enzo."

"Dino, don't go near there! There's a–" splash! "–well…"

I don't want to talk about it.

But all in all, I just had a broken leg. It could be a lot worse, I suppose.

I was sharing the room with three other guys. I thought they were nice people at first, but I couldn't have been further from the truth. Either way, I wasn't letting them boss me around.

"Oi, didn't you hear me?" one of them shouted, "I asked you to go buy drinks for all of us!"

I smiled brightly. Plastically. "Yes, I heard you," I said matter-of-factly, and ended the conversation there. I hope I get discharged soon. Either that or I hope something would happen to mysteriously change the mindset of my roommates.

There was a knock on the door and Dino walked in, greeting me cheerfully. Along with ten of his men, dressed sharply in suits. I immediately dropped the smile on my face. "Dino-san. Please leave your men outside. You are disturbing the patients!" I scolded. Dino looked around, unashamed.

"Really? Well, whatever," he shrugged. I tried not to make eye contact with any of Dino's men or my roommates. He reached into his jacket and pulled out a gun. "Tsuna, the hospital is the place people would choose if they wanted to kill a boss, especially someone as cute and harmless as you. I mean." He blushed slightly, but carried on talking. I wasn't listening to him, just staring at the gun in mortification.

"… so here's my trusty gun. So you can be safe," he finished looking at me expectantly.

"…" I closed my eyes and waited for Nurse Fujioka to come.

"Sawada-kun, we can't play favourites in the hospital. Please don't bring visitors who will scare away other patients!" Fujioka scolded me. I looked down at the floor.

"Sorry…"

She sighed and patted me on the head. I actually met her a few times when I was younger, and I was basically the most well-behaved kid in the children's ward. Hence, she grew somewhat fond of me. I was secretly glad for that; who knew how she would be treating me now if she disliked me?

"Well, I know you can't control your… friends, Sawada-kun. But could you at least try?"

"Yeah. I'll try my best."

"Sawada-kun…" Fujioka's eye twitched as she met with all my friends, from the oddly-dressed Haru and Kyoko, to the badly injured Hayato. She glanced at me sympathetically as she took in my totally exhausted face.

And then the door broke down, and a swarm of nurses flooded in, fawning over my friends. I watched as Fujioka buried her face in her hands and sighed.

I am so sorry…

"I am so sorry…" I expressed my thoughts to Fujioka. She just sighed as she led me down the hall.

"If it were up to me, you'd be out of the hospital by now. I'm sure you don't want to stay here any longer, do you?" she asked. I nodded. It was too bad that the doctor didn't give me the permission to leave the hospital.

"Well, at the special request of a… patient… you'll be sharing a room with him." She stopped outside of the door and gave me a pitying look. I had a bad feeling.

"U-uh… what do you mean by…?"

"I wish you the best of luck, Sawada-kun," Fujioka cut me off and hurriedly walked away. Yeah, a very bad feeling.

Hesitantly, reluctantly, I opened the door to the room. And froze.

Hibari-senpai!

The terrifying prefect was sitting on the edge of his bed, reading a book. Upon hearing the door open, he glanced up and gave me a wicked, wicked smirk. "Hello, little herbivore."

He was wearing a set of black pyjamas, and actually seemed a little pale. I felt faint concern within me and slowly limped into the room. "Hibari-senpai, why are you here? Are you hurt?" I settled myself down on the other bed in the room.

"I just caught a little cold," he told me. I nodded slowly. Huh, so Hibari-senpai is the type to take care of his health. That's surprising. I was under the impression that he would be the difficult kind that wouldn't enter the hospital even if he were in critical condition and at death's doorstep. It was nice to see that at least one person I knew took good care of his health.

"You seem happy," Hibari-senpai stated. I smiled at him.

"Of course I am. You're taking good care of yourself."

Hibari-senpai was staring at me as if I was some strange exotic animal. I tilted my head to the side, wondering what the matter was. I flinched when Hibari-senpai suddenly stood up and stalked towards me. I tried to back away but, being on a bed, it was pretty hard to do so.

I felt like crying when Hibari-senpai got into my bed, pushing me down at the same time since the bed was pretty small. My small figure was pinned under his and I became as still as a statue. "Hieee! Hi-Hibari-senpai, what are you doing?"

"I'm getting ready to sleep."

"But why on my bed?!"

"This is my bed as well. You're just sitting on it. I'm already very generous; I'm sharing it with you."

But I don't want to share it with you!

The blood was rapidly draining from my face as I grew more and more aware of the predicament I was in. Half of Hibari-senpai's body was lying on mine, and one of his arm was thrown carelessly over me. It was like I was a giant teddy bear.

"What's wrong with the other bed?" I asked in a final bid for freedom. Hibari-senpai sighed, irritated.

"The other bed has bloodstains. It's unhygienic. Like the little herbivore said, I'm taking good care of myself." His grey eyes were focused on me and his lips curled into a smug smirk. I was torn between passing out and hitting him. How dare he use my own words against me? And in the wrong context, too!

"W-why are there bloodstains? Didn't you say you had a cold?" I shifted a little in an attempt to see his bed and he tightened his grip on me, almost cutting off my air supply.

"I was playing a game just now with my roommates, but they were too weak." He sounded disappointed. I really didn't want to know what kind of game caused bloodstains. Hibari-senpai's breathing began to even out and I felt like dying.

Did he just fall asleep on me?!

This was going to be a long hospital stay.

"You guys are the worst." That was how I greeted Dino, Hayato and Takeshi when I reunited with them. After all, it was ultimately due to them that I ended up having to share a room with Hibari-senpai. As I expected, the three of them flinched at my words.

"W-what do you mean, tenth?" Hayato asked desperately.

"I'm sure he's just joking, right Tsuna? Tsuna…?" Takeshi laughed nervously.

"How is it my fault, Tsuna?" Dino whined. I ignored them and kept walking. They trailed after me like puppies.

Though I didn't do so often, I was still perfectly capable of holding a grudge.

Omake – 5927, 1827, G27 probably (crack)

About this… well… it's based on the game Heart no Kuni no Alice, with a Tsuna that isn't my Tsuna.

The White Rabbit

This is all just a dream.

Gokudera stood in front of Tsuna, staring at him with glittery, worshipping eyes. A pair of white rabbit ears sat on top of his head, and they twitched occasionally. What's more, he was dressed in a chequered red waistcoat and pants. Hands covered with white gloves held a gold pocket watch that kept ticking. This… definitely wasn't what Gokudera would wear. At all.

"Jyuudaime! It's time to go, or we'll be late!"

Yes, this was definitely just a dream.

"Jyuudaime, where are you going?"

Tsuna had turned his back on Gokudera, and was walking towards the closest tree in order to deal himself bodily damage. If he were to experience pain, he would wake up, right?

"I guess it can't be helped," Gokudera sighed and picked Tsuna up, bridal style. Tsuna flushed red.

"HIEE! Gokudera-kun, what are you DOING?!" He flailed around. Gokudera didn't seem affected by Tsuna's violent movements. He also didn't answer Tsuna at all, just running towards a large hole… in the ground… Blood drained out of Tsuna's face and he started sweating. "Gokudera-kun, you can't possibly plan to…"

He did.

"HIEEEEEEE!"

"Please forgive my impudence, Jyuudaime!"

"…" The medicine Gokudera gave him was bitter. He could never forget the taste. He also could never forget how Gokudera forced him to drink it.

A shudder ran up his spine as he continued to stare in the floor in a horrified daze. He was so distracted that he didn't even care that a fight was taking place right in front of him. Shortly after Gokudera had forced the medicine down his throat, someone else had shown up. Someone with long silver hair and an extremely loud voice, who apparently owned the tower (apparently it was called the Clock Tower. Tsuna had an idea why, seeing that it looked like a giant clock) Gokudera and Tsuna were standing on.

He did not take well to trespassers.

"VOIIIIIII! GET THE HELL OFF MY TERRITORY!"

This… was seriously one messed up dream. Tsuna wondered what it said about his state of mind.

Time

"You're an Outsider," Squalo stated. Tsuna nodded, a smile frozen on his face.

I kind of gathered that, from the million times you yelled about it.

"You're not welcome here," Squalo said sullenly, glaring at Tsuna as if it were his fault that he was still there. "Go home."

"I want to go back too," Tsuna shot back.

"Then it's simple. Go back at once!"

"I don't know how!"

"VOIII! YOU JUST HAVE TO WANT TO GO BACK!"

Tsuna flinched, eyes fixed on the sword Squalo suddenly pulled out. "Hiiee! Okay, okay, I'll leave!" he cried.

"Good."

Tsuna went into the town surrounding the Clock Tower, hoping that he could find a place to go. It was then that he noticed something terrifying.

The people here… have no faces!

Tsuna immediately tried to find a way out of the town, and stumbled into the forest. After a while of walking, he found himself at the entrance of what seemed to be an Amusement Park. Someone in a black suit was standing in front of the gates, fiddling with something. The fedora on his head looked extremely familiar…

When Tsuna took a step closer, the man's head suddenly snapped up and sharp black eyes bored into terrified brown ones. Tsuna immediately froze up as all his alarms went on at once.

This guy is dangerous…!

"And who may you be?" the man asked. At his commanding tone, Tsuna couldn't help but stutter out his name. Upon hearing it, the man's expression changed into that of interest. "Ah, you're an Outsider," he noted. "My name is Reborn, and I am the owner of the Amusement Park."

Re-Reborn?!

Now that Tsuna noticed it, the man had a pair of curly sideburns that could belong to no one else but Reborn.

Reborn, the owner of an Amusement Park…?

Tsuna couldn't take it. He fainted.

The Caterpillar

Tsuna couldn't help but find this weird. He was, quite literally, having a dream inside a dream.

"Tsunayoshi-kun," a familiar voice called out from behind him. Tsuna blinked and turned around.

"Vongola Primo?!" he exclaimed. Out of all the people he knew, why was he dreaming of his predecessor?

Giotto frowned confusedly. "I apologise, Tsunayoshi-kun, but I have no idea who Vongola Primo is." He then smiled. "My name is Giotto, please call me that instead."

This was the most confusing dream Tsuna had ever had. "… Giotto," he relented. "Where am I? What kind of strange dream is this?"

"In this world, Tsunayoshi-kun, everyone will fall for you."

"…" Yeah, that sounded like a total utter nightmare.

Giotto floated closer to Tsuna and tilted the younger boy's head up to meet his gaze. "That includes me…"

Tsuna immediately threw himself back.

I want to wake up already! Please, let me wake up!

The Queen of Hearts

Gokudera-kun led Tsuna to see the Queen of Hearts. To say that he was surprised would be an understatement.

Is that… Hibari-san?!

Hibari Kyoya was dressed entirely in red, sitting on a large, regal throne, and was staring done at me with disinterest in his eyes.

"A-ah, hello…" Tsuna managed to force out.

"Hm? So the little animal is able to speak," Hibari stated. Tsuna flinched and was promptly scared back into silence. After another period of silence, Hibari spoke again. "What is your name, little animal?" he demanded.

"Sawada Tsunayoshi… your majesty."

"I am the Queen of Hearts," Hibari spat out the title as if it were something disgusting, "Hibari Kyoya."

"Hibari-sama…?" Tsuna tested the waters. At Hibari's sharp glare he flinched back.

"Kyoya," he replied. Tsuna's eye twitched. Surely he wasn't expecting him to…

"Kyoya-sama?"

"I will bite you to death."

"Hiee! Okay, Kyoya, Kyoya! I understand!" Tsuna shrieked. Hibari nodded and smiled smugly, acting like a spoiled child that got what he wanted.

"I like cute things," he stated suddenly, staring at Tsuna intensely. "Especially cute little animals."

"…"

Author's note

The fight between what you truly want, and what society deems acceptable to want.

Please note how I didn't comment on the brother's hair colour being different or similar to Dino's. That is because, like I've said before, these things are up to the reader. Tsuna's past self could have had pink hair, for all I know.

So, there might be this misconception going around. Well. The 'voices' in the brackets cannot be consciously heard by Tsuna. It's kind of like the angel devil thing, y'know? All in the subconscious. There are no actual voices in Tsuna's head.

I am very sorry for the wait. There is no excuse. (Basically, I had project work, tests and jobs. But you don't wanna hear about that.)

I'm not too sure what to write in the next chapter, so unless I find out what, it'll probably take a longer time to come.

((man oh man first time i'm updating not past midnight))

Omake Notes

It's just random scenes. Sorry.

If you don't know how the white rabbit (gokudera) forced alice (tsuna) to drink the medicine. Well. It's a really OOC thing so I'm not talking about it. (he put the medicine in his mouth and pushed it into tsuna's yo)

(for those who played the games) I know, Gokudera would be a much better March Hare. But I really can't see him so devoted to anyone but Tsuna, and if he were the March Hare, he's have to serve the Hatter as well.

And I don't even know why I cast some people in some roles. (Especially Squalo but seriously what the hell am I thinking)

I was going to write more but I couldn't. I really couldn't.

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Quotes

"people who are attractive, have a great sense of humor and act genuinely down to earth are our enemies and must be eliminated for they wield far too much power" – rhydonmyhardon on tumblr

"*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*" – legfruit on tumblr