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Lyrics are in italics, songs are:
'Teenage Dirtbag' by Wheatus
'What is this Feeling?' from Wicked
'Walk this Way' by Aerosmith and Run DMC
'It's Raining Men' by The Weather Girls
'Kids' by Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue
'Elephant Love Medley' from Moulin Rouge
'I Run to You' by Lady Antebellum
And 'The Reason' by Hoobastank
Chapter 11-I have to Say
Glee rehearsal ran by rather smoothly. Unless you took into consideration the fact that Rachel stormed out for a full fifteen minutes before Finn was able to convince her to return, just because she hadn't been given the lead vocal to their newly selected song.
Their new number was mostly a guy's song but there was one female section and Mr. Schue had given that part to Quinn which infuriated Rachel beyond measure. The male part of the song was shared between Puck, Kurt and Finn and the rest of the members were singing back-up and they all joined in for the chorus.
"Good job guys." Mr. Schue told them all approvingly. "We'll run through that number again this Thursday. Have a safe trip home people. Puck, detention."
"Right, whatever." Puck replied as he said goodbye to his friends, made sure Finn was ok to collect Sarah from her 'The Wizard of Oz' rehearsal then kissed Kurt goodbye.
Once again, Puck found his thoughts straying to Kurt as he sat down for his second detention. As he leaned back in his chair and looked up at the ceiling, his mind played out fantasies of Kurt parading around in a girl's Cheerio uniform without any underwear beneath the short little cheerleading skirt. Fantasy Kurt even had a set of pom-poms and he performed a quick routine for Puck before things became a little more pornographic.
Of course, Puck's fantasy was brought to an end by the sound of Mr. Schuster's voice giving him permission to head home.
During Wednesday's detention, Puck fantasised about having a little engine trouble with his truck and having to take it to the Hummel's garage. Since it was Puck's fantasy, Burt Hummel was nowhere in sight. Instead, it was just Kurt wearing his dirty overalls and looking incredibly sexy and masculine covered in grease and oil.
Rather than check out what was wrong with Puck's truck and try to fix the problem, fantasy Kurt, who was surprisingly strong, slammed Puck down onto the bonnet of his truck and ripped his clothes off. He tugged at Puck's nipple ring before raking his nails down his chest. Things became more heated and aggressive until the daydream was once again interrupted by Mr. Schue.
On Thursday, the Glee club was rehearsing their new song again and Rachel still looked distinctly miserable over the prospect of not being given the female solo.
"Right guys." Mr. Schue called out clapping his hands. "From the top."
The group danced about, their movements choreographed by Mike, Matt, Brittany and Santana. As the first verse of the song began, Finn stepped forward to sing his piece.
"Her name is Noelle
I have a dream about her
She rings my bell
I got gym class in half an hour
Oh how she rocks
In keds and tube socks
But she doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me…"
As the chorus kicked in, Finn moved back to join his fellow Glee members so he was no longer the main focus of attention. Whilst the verse had a structured dance routine, the Gleeks went a little freestyle for the chorus and simply rocked out and tossed their heads about and flipped their hair as they pushed Artie around in his wheelchair.
"Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo…"
For the second verse, the Gleeks reformed in an organised sequence for more choreographed dancing whilst Puck moved to the front to sing his part.
"Her boyfriend's a dick
And he brings a gun to school
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block
And he drives an IROC
But he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me…"
Puck rejoined the rest of the group and jumped around with them as they all sang along to the chorus.
"Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Yeah I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby
Listen to Iron Maiden baby with me
Ooohoooooo…
Oh yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing…" The group sang together as they collectively moved forwards clapping their hands high in the air.
"Oh yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing…"
They all moved back and took up their designated positions for the next section of choreography whilst Kurt moved to the front to sing his solo part.
"Man I feel like mold
Its prom night and I am lonely
Low and behold
She's walking over to me
This must be fake
My lip starts to shake
How does she know who I am?
And why does she give a damn about me…"
Quinn broke away from the group to join Kurt at the front as she sang to him.
"I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden baby
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe
I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby like you
Ooohoo Hoo Hooooooo…"
The two linked hands before Kurt pulled Quinn towards him then dipped the girl down low and kissed her softly on the lips.
Even though it was all for show and Puck trusted the two of them completely, he couldn't deny the twinge of jealousy that swept through him, but he ignored it as best as he could and joined in with the others as they sang the last part of the song together.
"Oh yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing
Oh yeah dirtbag, no she doesn't know what she's missing
YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!"
The group rushed into their finishing positions with only one small stumble from Finn and looked to their teacher for his opinion.
"Awesome work guys." Mr. Schue told them proudly. "You could have a bit more energy for the chorus but great jobs. Finn, watch your step on that final move. This is good guys, I'm really impressed. Now, homework."
A collective groan sounded from the Glee members at the mention of the word 'homework'.
"Now, I've had you work with partners a few times." Mr. Schue said. "But I've never had you do duets. So, that's going to be your assignment for the next week. And as always, your partners shall be chosen by…"
"The hat of fate." They all said together before slumping into seats as Mr. Schue placed the hat on the piano and scribbled down all their names before adding the slips of paper into the hat.
"Ok, who's brave enough to go first?" He asked cheerfully.
After a short silence, Santana dared to approach the piano first. She put her hand inside and swished around through the strips of paper before selecting one. She opened it up before smiling slightly as she read Mike's name.
Next to go up was Matt who pulled out Artie's name. The football player moved over to the wheelchair bound boy and offered him a high-five.
Puck strutted up next silently hoping to pick Kurt as his partner.
"Quinn." He read out with a smile before standing beside the blonde.
Although he was a little disappointed not to be with Kurt he was at least thankful he wasn't with Rachel.
Kurt went up to the piano next and let out a groan of disappointment as he read the name of his partner.
"Rachel." He said glumly before begrudgingly joining his selected partner.
After patting Kurt on the back in a sympathetic gesture, Mercedes moved up to the piano and pulled out a name.
"Tina." She read out happily before crossing the room to hug her equally happy friend.
"My turn." Brittany called out excitedly as she skipped up to the piano.
"That's ok Brittany." Mr. Schue told her kindly. "You'll be working with Finn."
"Oh, did he already pull my name out?" Brittany asked. "Sorry, I wasn't listening."
"No, it's just that everyone else already has a partner so you and Finn are the only two left." Mr. Schue explained patiently.
"Ohhh." Brittany replied in understanding before moving to stand with Finn. "You're like really tall."
"Ok, safe trip home guys." Mr. Schue said and everyone began to make their way out save for Puck who had to attend detention.
As Puck seated himself at the back desk waiting for the detention to be over, Mr. Schue was at the front flirting with Miss Pillsbury. Puck couldn't help but roll his eyes at the pair, they were worse than a couple of teenagers.
Shutting his eyes, he took the time to once again fantasize about his boyfriend. This new fantasy featured a queen-sized bed complete with hanging drapes, large fluffy pillows and Puck being handcuffed to the bed with Kurt straddling him. To begin with, the handcuffs were pink and fluffy but Puck quickly decided they were too gay and they changed to a regular silver pair with not a hint of fluff.
As the fantasy progressed, a can of whipped cream appeared in Kurt's hand and the slender boy squirted the cold cream over Puck's body before licking it off with his tongue.
Fantasy Kurt was just moving down to Puck's manhood when Mr. Schue's voice sounded.
Opening his eyes, Puck glared at his teacher slightly before grabbing his bag then leaving the room at a slower pace than normal since the stiffness between his legs was making it very hard for him to walk.
On Friday, Puck served his last detention. After a fantasy of taking Kurt in the school showers, Puck imagined another scenario of claiming Kurt's virginity on the top of Mr. Schue's desk before entertaining himself with a final fantasy of making love to Kurt under the school bleachers.
"Ok Puck, we're done here." Mr. Schue told him. "Try to keep out of trouble alright."
"Sure thing Mr. Schue." Puck replied as he headed for the door, once again finding it difficult to walk with a burgeoning erection.
As he sat in his truck and drove to Finn's so he could pick up Sarah, Puck willed his erection away.
Several minutes later, he exited his truck and knocked upon the Hudson's door. Carole answered it with a smile and beckoned him inside.
"Finn and Sarah are upstairs." Carole informed him as she bustled to the kitchen to tend to the cooking. "I'm willing to bet that she's beating Finn on that computer game again." She laughed. "By the way, the two of you are staying for dinner today, no arguments."
"Thanks Carole." Puck replied before heading upstairs to join Finn and Sarah.
On Saturday morning, Puck took Sarah to a friend's house. A few of her co-stars were gathering there for an outside of school rehearsal. After saying goodbye to Sarah and being chatted up by Sarah's friend's mother and being glared at by the father, Puck headed over to Quinn's house so they could practice their duet.
He knocked on the Fabray's door and it was shortly answered by Mr. Fabray. The older man turned his nose up at Puck somewhat and scowled slightly. Puck fidgeted a bit in discomfort wondering why it was that people's fathers didn't seem to like him.
"Good morning Mr. Fabray." Puck greeted trying to keep polite even though he felt an odd desire to punch the man in his face. "I'm here to see Quinn."
"Are you that punk who broke my baby girl's heart?" Mr. Fabray asked.
"No sir." Puck answered. "Your daughter and I are just friends. I'm Noah Puckerman."
He held his hand out for Mr. Fabray to shake but the elder man did not take it so he simply let it fall back down to his side.
"Quinny!" Mr. Fabray called. "You have a friend at the door."
A few moments later, Quinn came running gracefully down the stairs.
"Hey Puck, just ignore daddy, he's harmless really." Quinn told him as she beckoned Puck inside.
Taking great care to wipe his feet on the doormat, Puck stepped over the threshold and followed Quinn through to the living-room where a group of elegant looking women were all seated as they discussed topics that would no doubt bore Puck to tears. They were all dressed in formal attire as if they were heading out to a posh banquet rather than a neighbour's home.
"Excuse me mum, ladies." Quinn said and they ceased their conversation to give her their full attention. "I'd like to introduce you to my friend Noah."
"Pleasure to meet you all." Puck said feeling distinctly awkward.
"We're working on a duet together for Glee club." Quinn explained.
"Oh, how lovely." One of the women commented. "What are you planning to sing?"
"We haven't actually decided yet." Quinn answered. "But as soon as we come up with something we'll be sure to give you a small performance. Enjoy your lunch ladies, mum."
She then put an end to Puck's unease and led him up to her bedroom. They were able to work in peace but they had to leave the bedroom door open just so Mr. Fabray could be sure Puck wasn't up to something with his youngest daughter.
The following Thursday at Glee club, the members were all attendance fully prepared to perform their songs.
"Anyone brave enough to go first?" Mr. Schue asked and as always, Rachel's hand was the first in the air. "Ok, Rachel, Kurt, show us what you got."
Puck smiled encouragingly at Kurt and placed a swift to the corner of his mouth before he took to the performance area with Rachel.
"Our song is a fantastic musical number from the award-winning production of Wicked." Rachel told the group as she popped a disc into the C.D player. "Kurt and I have really enjoyed working together…" Kurt let out a scoff. "And we've dedicated a lot of our time to ensure our performance will be enjoyable for you and we are very eager to see what you've all come up with."
"Whatever white girl, just sing." Mercedes interrupted.
"Thank you." Kurt mouthed to his friend.
Looking slightly annoyed but recovering quickly, Rachel pressed the 'play' button on the C.D player before standing a few feet away from Kurt and facing her audience.
"Dearest, darlingest mumsie and popsicle." Kurt spoke as he smoothed his hair into place.
"My dear father." Rachel spoke.
"There's been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz…" They sang together.
"But of course I'll care for Nessa…" Rachel sang getting that psycho intense look on her face that was both comical and mildly frightening.
"But of course I'll rise above it…" Kurt sang in a high voice the other boys in the room couldn't hope to achieve.
"For I know that's how you'd want me to respond,
Yes, there's been some confusion for you see my room mate is…" The two sang together as they turned to face one another.
"Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and
Altogether quite impossible to describe…" Kurt half-spoke, half-sang.
"Blonde." Rachel stated.
"What is this feeling so sudden and new?" Kurt sang as he and Rachel began to circle one another before swapping what side of the room they were on.
"I felt the moment I laid eyes on you…" Rachel sang.
"My pulse is rushing…" Kurt sang.
"My head is reeling…" Rachel grabbed her head as she sang.
"My face is flushing…" Kurt grasped at his smooth cheeks.
"What is this feeling fervid as a flame…?" They sang together as they slowly walked to meet one another.
"Does it have a name?
Yeeesss,
Loathing, unadulterated loathing…"
"For your face…" Kurt sang.
"Your voice…" Rachel replied.
"Your clothing…" Kurt responded as he looked over Rachel's outfit with unveiled disgust.
"Let's just say I loathe it all…" They sang together.
"Every little trait however small,
Makes my very flesh begin to crawl, with simple utter loathing
There's a strange exhilaration
In such total detestation.
It's so pure so strong
Though I do admit it came on fast
Still I do believe that in can last
And I will be loathing,
Loathing you,
My whole life long…"
When the two divas came to an end they were greeted with applause and they each took a curtsey before reclaiming their seats, both earning themselves a kiss of congratulations from their respective boyfriends.
Next up were Matt and Artie who performed their own version of Aerosmith and Run DMC's 'Walk This Way' which the group found to be an odd choice taking into account Artie's wheelchair.
"So I took a big chance at the high school dance
With a missy who was ready to play…" Artie sang.
"Wasn't me she was foolin'…" Matt sang as he danced.
"'Cause she knew what she was doin'
When she told me how to walk this way, she told me to…"
"Walk this way, talk this way…" The two boys sang together as Artie wheeled himself around the performance area whilst Matt continued to show off his dance moves.
"Walk this way, talk this way,
Walk this way, talk this way,
Walk this way, talk this way,
Just gimme a kiss,
Like this!"
Like the pair before them, the two boys were greeted with applause.
Following their performance was the two girls, Tina and Mercedes covering, 'It's Raining Men' by The Weather Girls.
"It's raining men!" The two girls sang together as they danced enthusiastically really showing off the power in their voices.
"Hallelujah!-It's raining men! Amen!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!-It's raining men! Amen!"
Again they received the customary applause and praise from Mr. Schue before flopping back into their seats.
After the two girls, Finn and Brittany took the spotlight to perform their version of Robbie Williams and Kylie Minogue's hit single 'Kids'.
"And we'll paint by numbers…" The dopey duo sang together, their voices blending together remarkably well.
"Till something sticks
Don't mind doing it for the kids
So come on, jump on board
Take a ride, yeah
(doin' it all right)
Jump on board, feel the high
'Cause the kids are alright."
The two finished, both grinning from ear-to-ear as they took in their applause before sitting back down.
Next up were Santana and Mike to perform the 'Elephant Love Medley' from the 'Moulin Rouge' by Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman.
"We should be lovers…" Mike sang and Puck looked carefully between the two performers wondering if the sizzling chemistry was all an act or perhaps something more.
"We can't do that…" Santana sang softly.
"We should be lovers,
And that's a face…" Mike replied with a cheeky grin forming on his lips.
"Though nothing, would keep us together…" Santana sang sounding quite stubborn.
"We could steal time…" Mike sang as he stepped closer to her.
"Just for one day…" Mike and Santana sang together.
Turning to Kurt, Puck cocked his head towards the two performers and raised a questioning eye-brow. Kurt merely shrugged in response before turning back to watch them. Looking to his other side, Puck caught Quinn's eye and the blonde smiled and nodded her head slightly obviously thinking along the same lines as Puck, Santana and Mike meant what they were singing to one another right now.
"We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We could be heroes,
Forever and ever,
We can be heroes…"
As the two finished their duet, they were holding one another's hands and gazing into each other's eyes before they leaned in to kiss seemingly forgetting about their audience until they heard the cheers and applause.
The two sat back down and Puck patted Mike on the shoulder before leaning in to threaten him with physical harm if he dared to hurt Santana.
Finally, Puck and Quinn stood up to perform their number. They had chosen to sing, 'I Run to You' by Lady Antebellum.
"I run from hate…" Puck sang as he strummed his guitar.
"I run from prejudice
I run from pessimists
But I run too late…"
"I run my life…" Quinn sang.
"Or is it running me
Run from my past
I run too fast
Or too slow it seems…"
"When lies become the truth…" They sang together.
"That's when I run to you.
This world keeps spinning faster
Into a new disaster so I run to you
I run to you baby
And when it all starts coming undone
Baby you're the only one I run to
I run to you…"
"We run on fumes…" Puck sang.
"Your life and mine
Like the sands of time…"
"Slippin' right on through…" Quinn sang.
"And our love's the only truth
That's why I run to you…"
The two sang together again as they repeated the chorus twice.
"This world keeps spinning faster
Into a new disaster so I run to you
I run to you baby
And when it all starts coming undone
Baby you're the only one I run to
I run to you
This world keeps spinning faster
Into a new disaster so I run to you
I run to you baby
And when it all starts coming undone
Baby you're the only one I run to
I run to you."
They received their applause like everybody else and the two smiled at one another and shared a hug before moving back to their seats. As everybody had performed, they did a practice run of 'Teenage Dirtbag'.
After Glee club, Kurt caught a ride with Puck and they drove to pick up Sarah from her rehearsal. On the short car trip, Kurt pointed out to Puck that during his duet with Quinn, one Finn Hudson couldn't take his eyes off of the pretty blonde.
"Honestly, the way he was staring at her was like he was seeing her for the first time and only just realising how amazingly beautiful and wonderful she is." Kurt said in one long breath. "And sweet Armani, don't Mike and Santana look great together?"
"It's true, they do." Puck conceded. "But you and me look ten times hotter."
"But of course." Kurt smiled as they parked up and waited for Sarah.
When Sarah emerged from the school building she came running over to the truck hand-in-hand with her friend Lucy.
"Hey Kurt, I love your scarf." Sarah complimented. "Noah?" She asked as she smiled sweetly and fluttered her eyelashes. "Can I go round Lucy's for dinner tonight?"
"We'd better ask Lucy's mum." Puck said as he hopped out the truck. "Back in a minute babe." He added to Kurt before holding his hands out for the two girls to take then leading them over to Mrs. Gale's car. "Hey Mrs. G." He greeted with a smile.
After a quick talk, Mrs. Gale agreed to have Sarah over for dinner and said she would drive Sarah home herself later on. Puck thanked the woman before hugging Sarah goodbye and telling her to be good before he rejoined Kurt.
"Just you and me princess." Puck commented. "Perhaps I could take you out for dinner, we could have a date. You know, one without my kid sister there."
Kurt laughed lightly before nodding and making a quick call to his father. However, he bent the truth a little bit and said he was eating out with Mercedes.
"So, where to?" Puck asked.
After a moment's consideration, Kurt decided on a quiet little café that made excellent low-fat hot chocolate and did a gorgeous salad. They also had great burgers and fries that Puck would enjoy and the prices were more than reasonable.
They had to park the truck about five minutes away from the actual café and walk up a small hill. The wind was a little fierce and though Kurt was wearing his purple and silver designer scarf he had no coat and was shivering quite a bit.
"Here, put this on." Puck instructed as he stripped off the leather jacket Kurt had bought him.
He draped the jacket over the smaller boy's shoulders and Kurt gratefully snuggled into the warmth. Smiling down at him fondly, Puck wrapped an arm around Kurt's shoulders and pulled the boy protectively to his side and forced himself to ignore the cold he was feeling.
Together, Puck and Kurt strode through the café doors and found themselves a cosy two-seater table in the corner. A smiling waitress soon appeared at their table handing them a menu each and giving Puck the eye.
"Back off… Leanne." Kurt said as he checked the waitress's name tag. "He's mine."
Puck merely smirked in amusement as Leanne scampered off looking flustered and a different waitress approached them when they were ready to order.
"Noah, look." Kurt whispered jerking his head to the couple seated four tables away from them. "It's Quinn and Finn."
Puck twisted his head round and was shocked to find that the two were indeed eating together.
Finn was chewing on a large bite of burger and talking at the same time and judging by the expression on Quinn's face she didn't seem all that impressed as she sipped her soda through a straw.
"Finn!" Quinn snapped causing the tall boy to stop his sentence mid-chew. "It's very simple, you bite, chew, swallow and then talk."
"I'm not sure about the bite and chew parts but the swallow bit sounds good." Puck said suggestively to Kurt earning himself a hard kick from the kicker.
"I'll tell you right now Noah Puckerman that I will not swallow." Kurt told him firmly. "Sperm have far too many calories."
"Ok, now I know you made that up." Puck laughed as he tried to discreetly rub his leg where the other boy had kicked him.
Kurt just smiled before turning his attention back to Quinn and Finn.
"I'm sorry." Finn told her talking louder than he realised. "I screwed up alright. I'm human, I make mistakes ok, I don't always get everything right. Look, I never wanted to hurt you. I never wanted to hurt anyone."
I'm not a perfect person
I never meant to do those things to you
"Hurt me." Quinn repeated in a dangerously calm voice that usually suggested an on-coming explosion of anger. "You didn't just hurt me Finn. You used me and humiliated me and made me feel like I was the problem, like there was something wrong with me. Do you have any idea how many nights I spent crying over you? Well, do you?"
"Um… I don't know." Finn shrugged. "Five or six?" He guessed.
"Wrong." Quinn answered as she dropped her knife and fork down, the silver making a clatter as it hit the china of the plate. "Fifty-one Finn, fifty-one nights I spent crying over you, spoiling my white pillow sheets with mascara stains. That's a lot of tears Finn."
"I'm sorry." Finn said sheepishly.
"Oh well of course you're sorry." Quinn replied, as her voice grew shriller. "Because you're just tall, dopey, loveable innocent Finn. You pull a dorky little smile and give that little lost puppy-dog look and everyone goes all weak-kneed and dreamy over you like you're some kind of Romeo. Everyone thinks you're the good guy. Don't blame Finn, he's so cute and innocent, he never means to hurt anybody yet somehow he ends up hurting everybody!"
"Quinn, calm down." Finn pleaded.
"Don't you dare tell me to calm down." Quinn shrieked back as she stood up and looked down on the boy who was still seated with Puck, Kurt and the rest of the café looking on as the scene unfolded. "Why should you get to be Mr. Nice Guy all the time whilst everyone thinks I'm Miss Bitchy Blonde Barbie? No-one ever stops to consider the fact that you broke my heart. I do have feelings you know."
"Look, Quinn…" Finn tried to say.
"Don't you 'look, Quinn' me." Quinn snapped at him. "I've wanted to say something for a long time now and I think now is the perfect time to finally say it."
She took a moment to catch a breath and all the eavesdroppers leaned forwards on their seats waiting for her to continue.
"You're a douche Finn Hudson." Quinn told him. "And quite frankly, you're a lousy kisser, and before I leave you to sit here and dwell in shame, I want you to know that I am so over you."
With her piece said, Quinn took the straw out of her soda before throwing the drink in Finn's face then walking out with her head held high.
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
To Be Continued
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