Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fate/Series. All ownership goes to Type-Moon, and other respected owners. I only own my OC's

Wha-what the hell!? Why is it so cold? I want my blanket. As I reach over to grab it, all that's in my hand is thin air. Opening my eyes for the first time today I realize that I'm lying on the cold hard floor. Didn't I fall asleep in my futon? I turn my head to see that atleast someone is cozy in it. Along with her foot sticking out, and a red mark around that size on my waist around that size. She kicked me out of my futon. Some nerve that girl has. I clear my throat. "Oh Saber.." I say for her to wake up.

"Oh Mahiro, good morning" She said, rubbing her eyes.

"Saber I have a question."

"Mahiro, I might have an answer"

"Would you care to explain why I woke up on the floor?" I asked. Just as I finished saying that she broke into a short whistle and rubbed the back of her head.

"Funny story really... You ever see those Cowboy western?"

"Get to the point."

"Well it was kinda like that. You know when they say,'This town ain't big enough for the both of us'. Well it got a little cramped and a subtle breeze was coming in, so the futon wasn't big enough for the both of us" She said acting like a teacher. I clenched my fist.

"Hey Saber do you know what I'm thinking right now?".

"It happens to everyone?" I only shook my head 'no'. "You're the best Servant that a teenage boy going through puberty could ask for?" Once again I shook my head 'no'. "You're pissed aren'tcha." She finally got it correct. I karate chopped her on the forehead. "Mahiro, you're so mean" She pouted.

"Call me what you want" I quickly replied.

"Alright Mahiro now that you're not mad anymore. How bout' we go see our matchup for this week" She said jumping for joy.

"Might I ask why you're so antsy to see we have to fight at the end of the week?".

"That doesn't matter C'mon let's go!" She yelled while pulling me out the door. She's pretty hyper in the morning, but why? I didn't want to leave, but I'm still too tired to fight back. She's dragging me out into the halls in pajamas. Wait she didn't even change either! "Mahiro here we are" She said coming to a subtle hult

"Huh.." I said covering my yawn. "Oh yeah". Looking at the bulletin board I was trying to find the "Master:Mahiro Ishida" on the list. There it was dead smack in the middle, of the right hand side. It read, "Master: Mahiro Ishida, Master: Cecilia Von Einzbern". Just my luck too.

"Master, what's wrong?".

"Nothing I just didn't want to have to fight a female Master in this war." I sighed.

"Indeed that is quite the problem" A girl said but it wasn't Saber. I looked behind me and seen that it was Tohsaka. "Mahiro where is your name?" She asked. I slowly pointed to the middle of the bracket to where my name was paired up with the girl. "So they're in this war too?" She mumbled.

"Who are they?" I asked. Tosaka looked at me like I was an amature. Well she wasn't exactly wrong for thinking that, but still I survived my first week, so I'm no longer fresh blood.

"You honestly don't know any history on the original Holy Grail Wars? It's amazing that you were able to beat Shinji being so ignorant" She said. Following this she began laughing at me.

"I don't see what's so funny, but I don't even know what the hell I'm even during here. At the moment I'm on the search for purpose."

"Very well. The original Grail Wars started from three families collaborating together. Those families were the Matou's, Tohsaka's, and the Einzbern's. But they all turned on each other from the power.". I never knew that the Grail Wars were really that deep. It sound like something that you'd hear in a fairy tale, or something. It's like it's teaching morals about betrail. This would make a perfect Disney movie!

"Huh.. Well I never put enough thought into the history I just want to know why I'm here". Tohsaka put her hand on my shoulder and began saying something in my ear.

"Cecilia Von Einzbern is fake. That's something that you must know". After she said that she began to walk away.

"Tohsaka wait! What do you mean by fake!" I called out, but she wouldn't give me the time of day to at least turn around and look at me. She just kept walking like she didn't hear a thing. "Well Saber it seems that I'm out of options. So what are your thoughts on what Tohsaka meant about Cecilia Von Einzbern girl being fake?" I asked her.

"Too much makeup maybe?" She said shrugging her shoulders.

"That makes way too much sense" I said rubbing my chin. "Well that's one mystery solved. Let's go get some breakfast".

"Um.. Mahiro.." Saber said while giggling pointing at my head. "You have pretty bad bed head" As she was just about to bust into laughter. I moved my hand onto my head and started patting it down.

"That should do". But it seems I.

"Mahiro it seems you spoke a little too soon" She said as her laughter got even louder.

"Looks like we're gonna be taking a stop at the dorm room again" I said changing course. Once we got to the room Saber went to the bathroom and changed into her usual blue, and white dress. I put on the all black school blazer because I had nothing else to wear. This also went with fixing my hair to it's usual way too. "Alright Saber let's go get breakfast"

"With pleasure!" She said as she left the room first. We walked down the halls and out of the building.

In front of us was a boy maybe my age, and a man. The boy had maybe four inches on me, but the man had a foot, or two.

"Rider C'mon we need to go!" The boy yelled.

"Okay, okay Master. Onward to breakfast" He commanded. For some reason I liked this Rider. He seemed to have this charisma around him that made him likable. Maybe he was a King in his past life? The boy looked behind him and started waving towards me and Saber with a grin.

"Rider look another master and Servant. She's pretty cute" The boy said.

"Indeed, but that little girl doesn't stand a chance against me in battle. So just another easy win for us" The giant said. The giant had red hair and a light tan.

I hit the bottom of my hand, on my palm as I came up with an idea.

"What did you come up with this time Mahiro?".

"Big Red" I said. I could tell that she was confused by my claim. "Well you got Gramps. Ya' know Mr. Red and Berserker." Just as I finished I got smacked on the back of the head.

"Who's old now ya' brat?" I turned to see that Grandpa was behind me emitting a dark aura along with the fully armored Berserker. They both were emitting the same aura.

"Look Saber two Berserkers." I said grinning at Gramps over here. But it seemed like he didn't like that comment either and winded back for a punch. It was a straight right, so I just had to side step to the left. "C'mon Gramps. Turtles walk faster than your punches" I said mocking his miss. But one error didn't stop him. They just kept coming, so I kept dodging them.

But then his foot hit right a home base. I felt the worst pain that is possible for a man to feel. It was like his foot was a rock going ninety MPH that hit me down there. I fell straight to the ground. I was about to cry.

"That's what you get little boy!" He said walking away.

"Good job, Keith you showed that smartass a thing or two. Personally I'd go off with his head, but your call." Berserker said while the two of them walked away.

"I told you Berserker that I'm not going to kill this brat out here. He didn't do anything wrong." He said.

"I know, I know." She said as they were now out of sight. I was still on the ground cry from the intense pain that hadn't stopped yet. Saber sat down next to me

Putting one hand on my shoulder and the other giving me a thumbs up she said, "It's okay Mahiro. It's happened to me before. I know what it feels like.". I wasn't thinking thank you, or anything like that, but how would she know what it feels like to get kicked in the balls!?

"Hey man you okay? That tall dude decked you pretty hard?" The Master of Big Red asked offering me a hand.

"Yeah I should be fine. He gets in a pissy mood whenever I call him Gramps"

"Good to hear I'm Ichirou Kirisaki, you are?" He asked offering his hand.

"Mahiro Ishida." I said as he pulled me up. "So are you guys going to get breakfast too? Would you like to join us?" I asked.

"Mahiro though I have no complaints-" She said before Ichirou cut her off.

"Sure sounds fun" Ichirou exclaimed. Saber looked a little frustrated from being interrupted so I put my hand on her shoulder and gave her a thumbs up.

"I know what it feels like" I said with a smile. But that seemed more like it pissed her off, rather than getting her to calm down. Ichirou, Big Red, Saber, and I all made our way to the cafeteria. Once we got there I had this strange craving for a Western Omelet. So that was exactly what I got. I looked around the room for Saber and she chose to sit at a round table that was meant to seat ten people. "Saber why this table?" I asked.

"Why Mahiro is it not to your liking?" She responded with another question.

"No, no it's fine" I said.

"Well then it seem that there are no complaints then" She said triumphantly. This girl.. Or boy.. Or whatever the hell it is and it's pride. She sat down next to me. I guess that they don't serve her kind here(Servants). She was drooling over my food. Great…

"Saber would you like some?" I awkwardly asked her. She nodded like a little kid who wanted a lolly pop. I cut it in half and passed it over to her.

"Mahiro you're the best!" She exclaimed. She was slowly eating it and savoring every bite.

"I wonder what Gramps is eating?" I thought out loud looking across the room.

"Probably a dick" Ichirou said. Big Red was laughing pretty hard at Ichirou's comment. It made me smile a bit. But geez Big Red sure does have a hearty laugh. "Like seriously it's like there's one nudged up his ass"

"I'll agree he can be a little stuck up, but he's not a bad guy... I think anyways." I said trying to defend him. If I'm a Smartass does this make Ichirou an asshole? I mean can't have one without the other right?

Behind us I heard someone clear their throat. "Would you like to let me in on the joke?" Gramps asked. I was back at square one; two Berserkers. This is one of the scariest things I can think of. A psycho girl carrying a long sword, and an old man who still thinks that he's in his prime. Oh the horror! Where has our humanity gone! Then it was like Gramps was staring daggers at me. Can he read my mind, or something? This isn't very fair, I didn't know that there was magic like that. I call hacks!

"Geez Old Man" Ichirou started. He immediately directed Gramps attention with that single phrase. "You're a real stick in the mud. You need to loosen up a bit. I bet that tie is choking you?" Ichirou added. Gramps looked back and me and smacked me in the back of the head.

"What the hell did I do!" I yelled at him. "It wasn't me this time! Jesus, is your hearing really that bad!" I continued, but I started walking on thin ice along the way. It kinda looked like he popped a blood vessel. But it seems that my luck skill must of raised a bit because he walked away.

"Keith can we please just kill the both of them?" Berserker asked as they walked away.

"No, Berserker we will not kill these brats yet. Someday, but not yet." He sounded pissed when he said that too. What an ass. By the time I went to my omelet the plate was empty. I looked over at Saber and she was just wiping her mouth.

"What? It was going to get cold, and you didn't look like you were going to eat it so I just finished the job for you." She said trying to sound like the victim here.

"C'mon Saber were leaving" I calmly said leaving the table. "Ichirou, Rider I'll see you guys later." I said as Saber and I made our exit from the room.

"So Mahiro?" Saber asked as we were walking.

"So…" I said trying to get her to finish her question.

"What type of servant do you think Cecilia Von Einzbern has? You know Lancer, Caster, Assassin, Archer. It could be anything!". She seems to be really excited.

"I guess that would be something to look into huh" I pondered. While the two of us were walking I felt a slight bump.

"Watch where you're walking bub!" Someone yelled at me. Looking around there was no one in sight. Well at least no one that I could see. "Down here!" It yelled.

"Huh?" I said looking down. It was a little white haired girl with red eyes. He hair was tied in a ponytail and she was a least four foot. "Sorry… I didn't see you there" I said while offering her my hand. After she got up she seemed to be shocked by looking at me and jumped back.

"You-you-You're that one-fourth breed that everyone in the house looks down on your very existence. What's your name!?" She demanded.

"Well goodmorning to you too. My name is Mahiro Ishida. You are?" I asked.

"Splendid news indeed. I, Cecilia Von Einzbern get to be the lucky member of our family to take your life!" She started. "Note this in our match, you'll be the one that dies I swear it on my family name!"

"You can't guarantee the outcome of a fight. Though I never go into one with the thought of winning anyway. I expect the worst from everything because then I can only move forward" I said smiling.

"You're dumber than you look" She said storming off. Saber began tugging my shirt.

"Yeah, what is it?"

"Well Mahiro … She didn't seem to be wearing makeup, so it looks like we're back on the drawing board" She whispered.

"Yeah what the hell did Tohsaka mean by fake? What did Cecilia mean by one-fourth breed? Why would her family be talking about me? How the hell do I know them? Damnit meeting that girl is leading to more questions than answers". "Saber we're going to the library!" I demanded.

"But that place is boring!" she argued.

"I don't care right now. Not knowing what Tohsaka mean by fake is going to drive me crazy!" I said grabbing her by that hand and pulling her through the building to the second floor. I opened the sliding door to the library.

"Mahiro how exactly do you plan on starting this investigation?"

"Dictionary." I immediately replied. "Tohsaka used it to describe her so it seems like a good idea to familiarize myself with the exact definition of the adjective form of the word. Once I know what it exactly means I should be able to deduce what she meant by it. Or at least an educated guess." I said.

"Okay then… I'm gonna let you do your thing then" She said quietly taking a seat.

Fake, adjective- not genuine; counterfeit. Okay so like a copy of some sort. After staring at the puzzle with only one clue on how to put it together, the pieces started to connect.

"I see!" I said as the light bulb turned on.

"What you figured it out? That didn't take too long".

"No, not exactly.. I don't have enough proof to say that I'm correct yet. Saber see if you can find some books about the Holy Grail War, Families that are common in the war, or about the Einzbern's at all" I asked her. She seemed to get happy to get out of her seat and move only took a few second until she cme back with a yellow and back book in her hands. She handed it over to me and the title read, "The Holy Grail War for Dummies, by Kirei Kotomine". The said thing is that this book might actually have the answers that we're looking for in it. That is if it has a history section in it about the start. Once I looked in the glossary I seen at the Very top History written in bold. Under it it had sub topics like the families in the war. This seemed to be way too easy. I flipped through it and once I got to the family section I seen Einzbern. It said how the family had participated in the previous five Holy Grail Wars before SERAPH. took control of the whole thing. It said how they had homunculi fight for them and even become the vessel for the Holy Grail.

"So Mahiro did you figure it out yet?" Saber asked.

"I believe so. It said the Einzbern's fought with homunculi. Homunculi are artificial life forms. Or in this case fake humans. Case close. But that's probably the only mystery that can be solved through books at the moment. I'll have to ask her myself."

"Very well, but Mahiro I think we should go into the Arena. They might be in there and we could learn something about her servant."

"Okay but we need to stop by the room before hand. There's something that I have to ask you in private." I said.

"Very well". The two of us started walking to our room. Once we go there I took a seat on the bed that Saber usually sleeps on. Patting next to twice to tell her to have a seat. "So um Mahiro what was it that you wanted to ask me?" She shyly asked.

"Your true name. You promised that you'd tell me if I bet Shinji and Rider and I did, so you need to spill the beans" I said.

After she took in a deep breath she began to speak, "My true name… It's Arturia Pendragon. Or you'd probably better know me as King Arthur."

"Knew it." I said.

"H-h-how did you figure that out before I even told you?" She began panicking.

"At first I didn't know because you're a girl after all."
"Your point" She interrupted.

"Gramp's servant called you father at one point. Also I remember something about Avalon too. And it all came together" I said. Saber started clinging to my arm.

"Mahiro it seems like you have something that many people cannot ever find" She said. Man this heat was really starting to get to me. I started sweating out of nowhere.

"I don't know what you're talking about." I said rubbing my finger on my cheek.

"You're brave.." she started. "You accept what's in front of you as what it is. You live in the now, and don't worry about the past. But you're still pretty shy around women.. A well as people that you don't know.." She said.

"I'm not quite sure on how to take that.." I replied.

"Oh whatever you're real idiot sometimes. But c'mon let's go!" She said beginning to pull me.

"Right!" I said back. We were putting our lives on the line once more. Entering the Arena.

The floors looked the same, but just from the first step I could tell that the maze was completely different than the one last round It would be safe to say that it would change each round.

"Well Mahiro shall we get started?" Saber asked.

"Yeah" I instantly replied. A light blue vortex engulfed Saber. By the time she got out of it she was wearing her armor, and held the invisible sword in her right hand. It was a pretty quiet walk through the maze, but it was weird there were no enemies around. "I think Cecilia is in the Arena now. Not far away either" I said to Saber who only nodded in agreement. We quickened our pace to try to catch up with them. Once we got into an open space, Saber and I stopped in our tracks. In front of us were the backs of two people with long flowing silver hair. Though the height difference between the two was quite obvious the taller one was just about as tall as me.

In her hand she held a lance with a heart pointed blade.

"Master there's a servant and a Master behind us. What would you like me to do?" The woman with a Lance asked Cecilia.

"Engage that quarter breed Lancer" She replied.

"If that is your wish" Lancer said as he readied her weapon. She was stunning, but she seemed depressed. I could tell by the deep frown on her. She was grieving over something.

"Mahiro step back she's strong" Saber said readying her sword to be right in front of her.

"Saber I'm going to help you" I said. She quickly turned to me and gave a smile.

"Mahiro I want you to live to fight another day. At the moment it's too dangerous for you to be fighting. Please just do me this one favor and stay back?" She asked. I slowly nodded.

"So you're a Saber. Very well Saber, it's an honor to make your acquaintance" Lancer said.

"As a Knight it means a lot to find someone what such honor". Saber took the first step in this battle. Saber took the first swing, but Lancer was able to counter with ease. It was clear to see the difference in speed. Lancer had her beat. The only advantage that Saber had at first glance was Lancer's uncertainty on the length of Saber's sword. But it wasn't something that Lancer was worried about. It was common sense that Lancer had more range in the combat.

"Saber you have respectable skill with a sword" Lancer said.

"As you're very skilled with the lance" Saber replied.

"Thank you" Lancer said. The two backed off of each other. But within moments they went right back at each other. But Saber had the advantage now. Lancer stabbed out the tip on the spear. Saber's sword began gliding down the pole of the spear and quickly was closing in. Lancer was able to turn the spear to throw Saber off.

"Sh-she fights so graciously. But why? Why would she be fighting? Why is she sad?" I mumbled out loud.

"Lancer withdraw" Cecilia commanded.

"If that is your wish" Lancer said pulling away.

"You too Saber. We're going back for now." I said. Saber quick came back to my side.

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At the Room

I sat like a pretzel on the futon, on the floor. Something about that Lancer was bothering me. What was she so sad about? It doesn't make any sense to me.

"Mahiro what's wrong? You've been sitting like that since we got here" Saber said.

"I can't understand why that Lancer was so sad. It bugs me to see someone like that" I said.

"Oh really? Well I'm gonna let you in on a secret Mahiro. There's emotions that words can't express" Saber said. I was taken back a bit. That was one of the smartest things that she has ever said. But I guess I'll figure it out when we have to fight them.

"Ya' know Saber. You're right I won't be able to understand the why. So I'll figure it out in our battle" I said. "But for now let's sleep"

"With pleasure" Saber said. The lights turned off.

The Next Morning

Wh-what's under my covers?! As I slowly raise them I see that Saber is using my chest as pillow. "Ah Saber what are you doing?" I said turning a little red.

"Morning Mahiro" She started while rubbing her eyes. "What's for breakfast?" She yawned out. Once she pushed herself up the covers fell to the floor. She was wearing something extremely different than usual. It was just all white laced lingerie. Isn't that a little too mature?

"Wh-wh-what the hell are you wearing!?" I panicked

"This? Ichirou told me yesterday when you weren't paying attention getting hit by the one guy that you would love to be woke up and see me in this" She said. Note to self I'm gonna kill that bastard… But she does look surprisingly good in them too. Wait, hold up! Where the hell did he get these from! "What Mahiro do you not like them?" She asked slightly tilting her head.

"No…" I mumbled. "You look… um… How do I say this..? Very appealing in them" I mustered up the courage to say. She began turning a little red. Wow! Even the King of Knights can get embarrassed!?

"Mahiro!" She called out wrapping her arms around me. "If that's the case than I'll wake you up like this everyday"

"Oh no you don't have to really it's fine don't worry about it." I said trying to talk her out of it.

"Don't be silly! If you like it then I'll do it… As long as it's for you.." She said. Damnit, she's pretty cute she's like this.

"Well whatever. Get dressed we're going to get breakfast." I said standing up.

"Alright" She replied. Once we both got dressed and left we seen the bastard on my hit list. Saber immediately ran to him yelling, "It worked!". He turned and gave her a thumbs up. He started whispering in her ear.

"The perverted Prince, and The King of Knight. It has a nice ring to it. Though I don't know what their planning I don't think I want to know either." I mumbled. I heard steps coming from behind. "I didn't do anything I swear!" I pleaded as I turned around. I was expecting it to be Gramps, but it was actually someone new. He had dark brown hair that stopped just above his eyes. Along with light green eyes. He looked at me, like I was an idiot.

"Uh… Pardon?" He asked. Next to him was a tall, tanned man with spiky white hair. He was wearing a red cape, with a black under-shirt.

"Master I think we should just leave." The man said.

"Now hold on Archer. What were you fretting about kid?" The brown haired one asked.

"Oh it's nothing just thought you were someone else. He seems to like hitting me for some reason.." I said.

"Don't worry I'm Vassilis, Vassilis Anaklumos. You are" He asked. So he's not Japanese, but he seems to speak it pretty damn good.

"I'm Mahiro Ishida. Well I gotta go get my Servant before something goes south. I'll probably see you later on" I said as I began to walk away.

"See Archer he doesn't seem like a bad person" I heard Vassilis say as I walked away.

"Saber we're leaving!" I said try to get her away from the pervert.

"That's fine, I got the information that I wanted" She said. As the two of us were walking I became curious enough to ask her what exactly did she learn. "It's a secret" she said.

"I don't even care anymore" I sighed out. "Saber we're going back into the Arena." I said.

"I had a feeling you were going to say that adventually" she started. "But Mahiro what about breakfast?" She asked.

"This is more important" I said. "I think I'll be able to figure something out if I go now" I said leading to way to the first floor of the main building. The Arena was just a door away. Once we entered Mobs were all around us. Luckily Saber was able to slash through them all with ease.

Then here we are again in the boxed room. The same place where we fought Cecilia and Lancer. But they weren't here. Which would make sense because the Mobs were still roaming around when Saber and I first entered.

"I guess they're not here today…" I said. All of my hopes were shot down.

"Mahiro it's kinda like a reverse of yesterday" Saber said looking the other way. It seems the two of us got here first.

"Hello once again Ms. Knight" Said the Lancer. She's so damn polite. How'd she get stuck with a brat?

"So we meet again you freak." Cecilia said.

"Well hello to you too" I sighed out. "Do you plan on fighting us again today?" I asked.

"Of course my goals to kill you after all" Cecilia talked to me like I was an idiot. "Why, what did you have in mind?" She asked.

"Honestly I was just hoping to have a chat with you two, but I suppose that it's out of the question here, huh?" I said.

"Seem's you're not as dumb as you look"

"Suppose not" I said. Both Saber and Lancer readied their weapons. The two began clashing at high speeds. It was impossible to count the amount of times that Saber had swung her sword. But I knew that Lancer had to have maybe twice. No maybe even three times as many strikes in as Saber. Lancer was on the offensive majority of the time leaving Saber little time to counter. But they kept backing away and going back at. Saber seemed to be having the time of her life fighting someone of that Lancer's calibur. The sparks were flying all across the rooms.

But the rooms cyan color turn a crimson red. An After-Image of Saber and Lancer were still going at it, but within a span of a few seconds that spear pierced Saber right through the stomach.

Damnit, I have to do something now! Time began to slow down. But I was moving a my normal speed. It was going slow enough, so that I was able to depict how Saber and Lancer were moving. I began charging into the battle so push Saber out of the way. With my right hand I managed to push Saber, but it didn't stop the strike. "Protection!" I yelled sticking my left hand out. A purplish barrier was generated in time for the spear to strike that instead of either me, or Saber.

The Look on Lancer's face changed from sadness, to surprised. Even Cecilia was a little surprised too. I guess it is a bit weird for Masters to also fight servants. The difference in all status was just too huge. There's no chance of winning. But I'm still going to try! Putting my right hand on my left arm for support, I let out a battle cry. I need to focus all of my strength into the barrier. It was beginning to crack. Pixels were flying off of it into the air.

Then it shattered. Lancer's charge was going through. I stepped to the side, but the blade of the spear was scraping against my right forearm.

"Damn" I said covering the cut.

"Mahiro was your name correct?" Lancer asked.

"Yeah that's right".

"You reminded me of him. You risked your life to save Saber. The two of you kind of look alike too. Same hair and eye color. Odd isn't it? Such a small world to have met The Dragon-Blooded Knight in my second chance. Since I can't say it to him, I'll say it to you. I'm sorry." She said. Once she turned around it seemed like she was beginning to cry. But she was smiling.

"Lancer we're withdrawing" Cecilia said.

"Understood" Lancer said lowering her weapon. The two began to walking away.

"Mahiro are you okay" Saber asked.

"Yeah I'll be fine It's just a scratch. See it stopped bleeding already" I said. "Well Saber it's probably getting late, so let's head back."

"Very well" She said turning a little red.

At the Room

The door creaked open. I walked inside and turned on the lights. Saber followed and shut the door. She'd been quiet the whole walk here. Not only that, but she hasn't even been looking at me either. I hear her sigh behind me. I turn to look and she's wearing that white lingerie again. I began feeling hotter and hotter.

Saber starts pushing me back. I keep stumbling over my feet until I land on the bed. Saber is on all fours right on top of me, pinning me down onto the bed.

"Uh Saber.." I start. She silences me by putting her finger on my lips. I look into her eyes and see that she's just as red, or even redder than I am. I start feeling a bit funny in some places. Down boy, Down! But as Saber might say I just readied an arrow for my bow. Or if I was a Servant I'd probably be using my Noble Phantasm just about now. Saber suddenly kept getting closer and closer. I'm at my limit here. If there is a god then why isn't he helping me now! Saber's face was right next to my eat. After hearing one subtle breath my nose started bleeding, and my vision started to fade.

"Huh… That's really all it took? Good job Saber" She applauded herself. "I gotta tell Ichirou the good news once I see him again."

AN: I'm so sorry! Things started to turn south since December, or January I don't really remember. But I had this finished around then. So here comes the excuse, my computer is absolute SHIT! The WiFi usually nevers works, and I just finished editing today. I hope whoever read this story enjoys! Also somebody isn't going to tell me what he meant by not corrupting me into something so I'm not going to name any names, but he's old!