I'm baaaaaaaaaack :)
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9:05 pm

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN! THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN!

Yesssssssss! The party has begun. I know this, because Sven came in with a lampshade over his head and shouted "The party has begun!"

The boys set there stuff down in a heap near the couches, and joined us girlies for some snacks and snogging.

Dave came and gave me a great snog. He looked soooooo groovtastic! He was wearing a pair of yellow and green plaid flannel pyjama bottoms, and a white t-shirt.

"Hey sex kitty. Those jimjams are FIERCE."

I smiled. "Oh, fanks Dave. Your jimjams are quite sensational." He winked at me. OOoooooooOoOOh how sexy is he?!

12:47 am

We just finished watching The Sound of PANTS. Well, we fast forwarded through all the boring bits. I mean, it is a seven zillion hour movie! We acted out the musical scenes. Dave and Sven did a fantastic version of that goat song. It was ace! What was even more ace, was when Rosie, Jools and myself sang "How do you Solve a Problem like Maria?" Everyone clapped, it was marvy.

2:32 am

Still awake as a bumblebee. Everyone has cuddled up with their significant other type person. I am on Dave's knee. DAVE STOP READING THIS. STOP IT. DAVE, THIS IS MY FINAL WARNI-

3:53 am

Dave ferociously tickled me, and held me captive under the fabric-prison that was a blanket.

"You will never escape, Sex Kitty!" he said.

"Yes, but how will we be able to snog?"

After a moment, he pulled off the blanket. "Point well made" and began snogging me for dear life.

And that's when I heard what sounded like a beluga whale out of water. It was coming from outside my front door. I swear to Buddha, there better not be a beached whale on my front step. I got up to see what all the sound was.

"Jas, Jas, please don't cry. I – I just think it's for the best. I'm so sorry"

OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! Was Hunky breaking up with Po?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And why does Jas sound like a beluga whale when she cries?

4:42 am

Tom came inside and got his things, he said he had to be up early for work tomorrow. Grrrrrrr. How dare he break my bestie's heart and leave her in a pile of broken heart soup! Grrrr.

After Tom had gone, I went outside to see Jassy. Her eyes were all puffy and red. Poor girl.

"Tell me everything that happened, little Jazzy."

"T-Tom said he needs sp-space. And that we-we should br-break up" she sputtered between sobs.

"Oh, Jazzy. Do you want my suite at Heartbreak hotel?" I said, trying to light up a rather depressing scenario thinger. But she just cried more.

Oh Boooooo!

Sunday October 6th

5:23 pm

Everyone had just gone home. But wowsy wow wow wowster! What a fun night! Aside from Jas' heartbreakosity.

After Jas calmed down a bit, and a got a whiff of fun in her nose, she came back to the party. Everyone was exceptionally nice to her, Dave even offered to run to her house and bring over her owls.

"Oh, no Dave. Don't worry, I have about one-third of my Owls here with me." Which she than proceeded to remove each owl one by one from her rucksack. Sacre bloody bleu.

We than decided it was time for another movie. Rollo put in "The Rock Horror PANTS Show".

Sven, who oddly enough had been relatively normal the entire night (so far) emerged from the loo, in DRAG, just as the song "Sweet Transvestite" came on, in the film. He wore a red corset and knee high stockings and red heels. He began singing, "AM JUST UN SWET TRANVESTITE FRUM TRANSEZUAL TRANZULVANYAH".

Rosie looked so proud.

Rollo and Jools did an excellent version of "Damn it Janet." However, Jools played Brad, and Rollo was Janet.

We than all teamed up and did the Time Warp. Or the "PANTS Warp" as Dave renamed it.

By this time, everyone was getting a bit sleepy so we all got into the large sleeping bag and did cuddles. I let Jas cuddle with me for a bit, before I sent her off to snuggle with her owls.

Wow! It's been a while. And I'm still getting reviews. I know I haven't updated in so long, and when I finally do, it's a completely suck-tastic chapter. I don't really like writing about my old ideas, which is why this chapter just plain sucks. I wont be updating as quickly as I used to (My second semester courses actually require homework being down!) Plus, I'm working on another story, not for fanfic - just for fun. So anyways, hopefully I'll post again soon :) Thanks for all the great reviews, I owe you guys a great chapter! Just stay tuned! XO Emily