Sorry it took so long to update I haven't been feeling well, I have an Acid Build up in my stomach and I went to the doctor yesterday and got some medicine. But here you go.
Rukia was setting on the couch where Momo and Toshiro were laying in tell Momo gave Toshiro the answer he wanted about him being better in bed then Izuru, and yeah there up stairs. Thank god nobody else heard there conversation, Rangiku would probably be up there with a video camera filming there sexual in counter ad put it on Youtube and title it HitsuHina porno and we all know weve been waiting for that.
Anyway Rukia was setting on the couch as far on the right side it would let her, why, to stay as far from Ichigo as possible.
Uryu was lightly bounceing up and down on the love seat, because he was majorly hyper thanks to Yoruichi baking five different kinds of cookies, Chocolate Chip, Sugar, M'n'M, Peanut Butter, and Carmal, and he ate all types and about 10 of each.
So Uryu was trying hard as possible to stay calm but it wasn't working.
"I am a Nobody. Nobody is Perfect. Therefore I am Perfect." Uryu told everyone when he got up and ran around the couch.
Orihime looked at her boyfriend and shook her head, while Ichigo just stuck his foot out when Uryu was coming around the front of the couch and he tripped and fell on Rukia which pissed off Ichigo and made Orihime laugh at Ichigo's.
"Uh, Sorry, Rukia" Uryu laughed while he got up and rubbed Ichigo' head.
Ichigo just grumbled and fell over on the couch "Some one please put something on the TV" Ichigo said while his face was smuthered in the couch cushin.
Youko laughed and took the remote from the table.
"Oh, man! Where do I begin? First there was the time the farmer traded me for some magic beans. I ain't never gotten over that. Then this fool went off and had a party, and they all starting trying to pin a tail on me. Then they all got drunk, and started hitting me with sticks, yelling "Piñata! Piñata!" What the hell is a piñata, anyway?"
"I have an army to raise and I must get to Managua at once! I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal. But no pickles! Oh, God help you if I find pickles!"
"C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song, C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e s-o-n-g song"
"Ok, thats all thats on" Youko told him.
"Turn it back to Family Guy" Ichigo told her
Youko nodded and flipped it back.
Rukia saw Ichigo's face was still in the couch, so she went over to him and patted him on the head.
"Aw, there there, you poow wittle Strawberwy" Rukia teased
Ichigo looked at her and rolled off the couch and went to the kitchen.
Rukia looked after him with a suspicies look.
Ichigo came out of the second door from the kitchen so Rukia didn't see him.
Ichigo put something over Rukia's head, and pressed the button to release.
"Ichigo!" Rukia shrieked
Ichigo just laughed, because he just covered her head with Whip Cream.
The now white haired Rukia, tackeled him to the floor, and stole the bottle from him and sprayed his face with it and then she ran to the kitchen.
Ichigo just frowned at where she went.
Uryu and his hyper ass went up to him and put a finger on his forehead and wipped some of the Whip Cream on his finger and licked it.
"You taste good" Uryu smiled
Ichigo slapped him in the head making him fall over.
He then turned his head to the Kitchen and saw Rukia come out with a Water Ballon.
Ichigo's eyes went wide.
"Don't worry, there no water in here" Rukia assured
Ichigo looked at her "Then what is it?"
Rukia threw it at him and he was covered head to toe in Chocolate Sryup.
Ichigo looked at her shocked.
"Oh look, his a chocolate covered strawberry" Momo said while coming down the stairs with Toshiro not to far behind her.
Ichigo shot a glare at her.
"Hey don't glare at her, just think she might lick it off" Toshiro smirked while he pulled Momo to the love seat thanks to the couch being covered in whip cream.
Momo couldn't help but laugh at Rukia's red face.
"And look Rukia is as red as a strawberry" Momo giggled
Toshiro snorted "What are we watching?"
Youko looked at him "Family Guy marathon"
Toshiro nodded and pulled Momo closer.
While Ichigo and Rukia threw random food products at eachother Toshiro was laughing his ass off at Family Guy.
Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over.
Guy on Airplane: Oh great, I always end up sitting next to a damn baby.
Stewie: What did you just say?
Lois: Stewie, stop fussing.
Stewie: Pipe down Lois. (Slaps guy on head.) Hey big man, turn around. Oh you can't hear me now. I was going to watch the movie, but forget it. For the next 5 hours, you're my bitch.
Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've gone to live with the children on jolly farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas. Umm, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day return limit but umm… I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. Umm.. It's actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it you know? Oh I also left a button on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes to, but I can never bring myself to throw a button away. I know that as soon as I do I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll… Wait a minute, could it be from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm… Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.
P.P.S. You know, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.
(Stewie covering up the dead body of Mr. Lockhart by hiding in his blood-covered suit as a police officer drives up.)
Officer: Everything alright here?
Stewie: Oh fine officer, just enjoying the sunset. No law against that, is there?
Officer: What happened to your shirt?
Stewie: Oh you know, just a pizza party at the office.
Officer: Oh yeah, where do you work?
Stewie: First Fidelity Insurance over on Weybossett Street.
Officer: Oh my cousin Arnie works over there.
Stewie: Oh Arnie's your cousin is he?
Officer: You know him?
Stewie: Oh somewhat, good middle management type. Just sort of blends in with the furniture, though, never really wowed anyone at the office.
Officer: Yeah, that's always been Arnie's problem. Well, take it easy.
Stewie: Yes yes, you too. Oh and if you see Arnie, tell him 'boogity boogity boo.' He'll know what it means.
Stewie: Oh damn! Jeremy is still in the trunk! How long has it been, two weeks? Yeah, he's dead.
Stewie: Oh yes, you have a lot to think about: public drunkenness, grand theft auto...
Brian: You forgot the part where I made you smash your head into the windshield.
Stewie: I don't remember-
Brian: (Slams on brakes, causing Stewie to fly forward into winshield)
Stewie: Yes, well, I suppose I walked right into that one.
After the desert food fight, Ichigo and Rukia were covered in everything from whip cream, to chocolate sryup, cake iceing, and pie, yes pie.
Toshiro and Momo were still watching Family Guy, Chad and Youko went to the store to get cleaning supplies, Orihime was upstairs trying to stay away from Uryu who was still a little hyper, and Uryu was eating more cookies.
Rangiku came running in with a big ass grin on her face and Yoruichi, Nanao, Soi-Fon, Nemu & Tatsuki following.
Ok the quotes are all from Family Guy and The other two are from Shrek 2 and Sponge Bob Squarepants.