A/N: Sigh... I'm gonna give this one more try...
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Pewter City
Narrator: We rejoin our heroes in-
Lesnar: F5!
Narrator: WHAT THE FU-
(Lesnar breaks Narrator's back...)
Lesnar: Yeah! Roid Rage! WHOO!
Ash: What the hell man? I was supposed to interrupt him, non-violently I might add!
Lesnar: UFC! WWE! ABC! WHOO!
Ash: And I thought I was weird...
(Insert Alternative Rock theme song here)
Latios: Okay, let's recap on what the hell just happened-
Lesnar: F5!
Latios: (Blocks Lesnar's attempt) You touch me and I'll get Hogan to stalk your ass...
Lesnar: No! I'm a professional athlete in the UFC, I don't wanna go to TNA!
Latios: Good, then sit down and shut up or I'll make a call to Paul Heyman... and he'll make you job to Cena for the rest of your days...
(Lesnar crawls into the fetal position and sucks his thumb)
Latios: Meh, close enough... as I was saying, shit happens...
(On with the show!)
Brock: So guys... I herd u liek mudkipz?
Ash: What?
Brock: I meant... I heard you wanted to go to Pewter City
Pignite: But that sounds nothing like what you said before-
Brock: Shut up, Meg!
Pignite: Who... the fuck... is Meg! You crack-smoking, mother-raping, son-of-a-bitch!
Brock: Whoa... rage much?
Ash: Yeah Pignite... u mad bro?
Pignite: Okay... If you understood what you just said, then I'd be pissed off...
Ash: Never mind that, Pewter City awaits!
(Ash and Friends enter Pewter City)
?: Not so fast, Ash!
Ash: Awww man, does that mean I have to walk slower?
?: … Only Ash Ketchum could be that retarded...
(Steve appears)
Steve: Remember me?
Ash: Um... no?
Steve: I was the guy from Chapter 2...
Ash: Um... I don't remember you, but maybe the narrator-
Pignite: HE'S YOUR FUCKING RIVAL YOU ASS-MONKEY! NOW FIGHT HIM SO I CAN SEE NURSE JOY DROOL OVER BROCK'S NIGGA DICK!
Sakura: Ewww... why?
Pignite: I'm bored, okay?
(Hey Steve! You were supposed to meet him at Viridian City!)
Steve: Not my fault if the retard got lost on Route 1...
Pignite: We have a singing Town Map! What the fuck do you expect from us?
Steve: Fuck it, go Zigzagoon!
Zigzagoon: (I like crack, weed and glue and my fur is gelled... I FUCKING ROCK!)
Pignite: That Zigzagoon is messed up... he looks like a Twilight reject...
Sakura: What about his drug addiction? That sounds kinda serious too...
Pignite: Meh...
Steve: Beat that, retard! I bet you still have that stupid Tepig!
Pignite: I'm over here asshole...
Steve: HOLY SHIT ON A CUSTARD CREAM BURRITO! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVOLVE THAT TEPIG SO QUICKLY?
Sakura: Aren't you surprised that it can talk?
Steve: Well you're a Latias and you can talk...
Ash: ZOMG REALLY! YOU'RE A LATIAS, THAT'S UBER COOL!
Pignite: What happened to Caterpie being better than Latias?
Ash: Fuck Caterpie! That nigga ain't shit!
Sakura: Did he just-
Steve: Hurry the fuck up and battle me, you asshole baby!
Ash: Fine... Go Rhydon!
Steve: Rhy... what?
Rhydon: (I'm back bitches!)
Zigzagoon: (Hey Rhydude, you got some Calpol on you?)
Rhydon: (Kick the habit before I kick you...)
Zigzagoon: (No seriously I have a bad cough and-)
Rhydon: (That's it!)
(Rhydon uses Stomp)
Ash: Cool! Rhydon learnt Stomp!
Pignite: (Sighs) It's around 8 foot something, it'd be a pretty shitty Rhydon if it didn't know how to Stomp on something...
Rhydon: (Up yours Pignite!)
Pignite: (Your mom said the same thing to me last night and she's never regretted a single moment of it either!)
Sakura: (Can you guys stop being so immature!)
Ash: (Hey guys! What'd I miss?)
Pignite: How the hell are you speaking Pokelanguage?
Ash: Well it is just repeating your name over and over again, so I thought I'd try it... and it worked!
Steve: Zigzagoon! Kick Rhydon in the balls!
Zigzagoon: (Crackheads rule!)
(Zigzagoon attempts to kick Rhydon in the balls, only to find 'he' has none...)
Rhydon: (Yeah... it comes with being a former Missingno, you have no genitals...)
Steve: Well, we're screwed...
Ash: Rhydon use Horn Drill!
(Rhydon uses Surf and knocks out Zigzagoon...)
Zigzagoon: (I'm either high or I got knocked the fuck out again...)
Ash: Rhydon, why didn't you use Horn Drill?
Pignite: Because he didn't want to and you're an idiot... That's the same reason why I keep using Brooklyn Rage...
Sakura: But I'll listen to your every command!
Ash: Legendary Pokemon are banned, Latias!
Pignite: Tell that to Smogon, bitch!
(I think I should stop here before I get sued...)