El Diablos Nacho
Just a short note: Originally, I did not intend to do this guy, but after reading JazLiy75's review, I think I'll just do it.
Oh, you want me to review fanfictions about me. Okay. But be warned, I will BLAST you with a BOON DEATH if you make another comment on me!
(Note: Azura called him a "Dark Lame" just now.)
Ahem.
WHO WAS LITTLE WRITER WHO PAIRED ME WITH THAT OC?! WHO?! SHOW YOURSELF!
(Me: Nacho, they are all quarantined so that we can have a quality interview. They will show themselves if you just CALM DOWN and TALK TO US NICELY! *gets healing magic ready just in case Nacho strikes*)
FINE! BUT ONE THING FOR CERTAIN, I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THAT FANFIC AGAIN! (no offence JazLiy75) WHAT WAS IT CALLED?! THE FORBIDDEN LOVE BETWEEN A DARKBANE AND A HUMAN?! SERIOUSLY?! Why would I FALL IN LOVE with a HUMAN?! After they reinforced the barrier between my Dark Bane brothers and Slugterra, I really felt like SMASHING THAT LITTLE SHANE BOY TO PIECES!
And what was her name again? Roseller? Ros..Ro… AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I GIVE UP!
(Azura: It's ROSELLA you idiot!)
Me: AZURA ROSE! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!)
I HATE YOOOOOUUUUUUU!
(I used my healing magic to stun him and runs off with Azura)
Me: Azura Rose! I believe you owe me an explanation!
Azura: I…I… AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH! ICANTHELPITOKAYIMEANHEISSOFREAKINGRUDETOROSELLAAND…(eye challenge!)
Me: Okay okay, I forgive you, but he still said right at the beginning: NO MORE RUDE COMMENTS OR WE WILL DIE!
Azura: IAMSOSORRYISABELLEIPROMISEIWONTDOITAGAIN…..
Me: But as a punishment, no more snacks for the rest of this month!
Azura: WHAT?! NOOO!
Me: (snickers) Huh, best punishment ever.