A/N- I AM LIVID RIGHT NOW!
GRRRRRRRRRR……
I have fall for you by secondhand serenade stuck in my head, and I cant get it out…
Tonight will be the night when I fall for you over aagggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggaaaaaaiiiiiiinnn!
Nice tune to….
GRRRR! THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!
Im just having a bad week…
BUT IM GONNA SEE TWILIGHT ON SUNDAY!
YAY!
When my mom ordered the ticket, she totally forgot I had church that day.
HOW AM I GONNA EXPLAIN THAT I BLEW OF CHURCH FOR A VAMPIRE MOVIE?
Haha, help me with that one…
Alright, disclaimer time -tear- I GOTTA BE STRONG! Okay, I DON'T OWN THE AWESOME THING THAT IS TWILIGHT, CAUSE THAT BELONGS TO MY FAVORITE AUTHOR, STAEPHANIE MEYER.
Alrighty then, without further ado…..
EDAWRD!!!!!! YAY!
Oh, im exited cause my birthdays in a few days…
Wait, I said without further ado…..
OH WELL!
Chapter 9
ALICE BETTER WEAR A HELMET WHILE SHE SLEEPS TONIGHT!!!!!!
BPOV
I was sitting next to Edward on a park bench. He played with my hair, examining it. He did this a lot, even when I wasn't dreaming. Suddenly, I exclaimed, "Oh, Edward! I love you with all my heart! All my soul and strength! I would openly die for you! Give up my wants and dreams! Please marry me! Please! I love you I love you!"
He bent down and simply said, "You are my life now."
And then I woke up.
Say WHAT?
I stared incredulously at the morning light. I turned, and Edward was nowhere to be seen.
I smelled shaving cream from the bathroom down the hallway.
So I grumbled and got out of my comfy spot, trying not to wake up Rose, who was still sleeping.
When I got to the bathroom, I saw Emmett shaving.
"Em?"
"Yeah?"
"Where's Ed? I gotta tell him about my dream I had last night."
"Oh, ummm…. He's up in Alice's room. Don't know why. Tell him to let me borrow his shaving cream. I'm all out."
I stared disbelievingly at the huge glop of stuff on his face.
"THAT'S WHY! GOD, EMMETT! YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE A 4 FOOT BEARD!"
"WELL, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU JUST STEPPED OUT OF A FREAK SHOW! YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE A HAYSTACK!"
We both glowered at each other. Emmett, to make me laugh, grabbed his razor and touched his pant leg with it. He made this hilarious 'hissssss' kind of sound and whispered, "I'm on fire."
I lost it then. I started hysterically laughing.
"Thanks, dude. Bye."
I rushed up the winding staircase to Alice and Jasper's room. I heard a high-pitched laughing and a VERY angry voice yell, "Give me the CAMERA!
I'LL DYE YOUR HAIR BLUE WHILE YOU SLEEP, DAMMIT! I WILL!"
I busted in the room and I couldn't believe what I saw. Alice was hanging upside down from her ceiling and Edward was torturing her by tickling her. She was blue in the face with laughter. "NEVER!" she screamed loudly. "YOU WILL NEVER FIND IT!" Suddenly, she did a back bend and unhooked the handcuffs that were holding her upside down. She dropped head first, and landed on her feet. I don't get her flexibility. Anyway, she ran full speed to her bed and threw up her mattress. Under it was a camera. She violently threw the device at me and said, "KEEP IT SAFE!" I curled myself around it and fell to the floor. I was seriously on top of it. If someone wanted it, they would have to lift up my chest area. All men are afraid to do that unless their pervs, which Edward is not. I have the upper hand, here.
Then I got a great idea.
I stuck it inside my bra.
When Edward saw me do it, his eyes went wide.
"HA! YOU CAN'T GET IT NOW!" Yes, that was a great idea.
"Give me the camera, Bella." he was going to be Mr. Nice Guy now, huh? Well, I got news for him.
"Why? Why do you want it now? If you want this,"-I pointed to my left boob- "You'll have to take all of me with you!!!!!"
His eyes looked like base balls in their sockets and his face went in a blush from chin to hairline. Ha. Gotcha.
This is why men are so stupid.
He KNOWS that he could just chase me to the stairs, watch me fall, the camera will fall out, he would get it from me. But no. He just stares at me for God knows how long.
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EPOV
Oh wow.
How will I get it now? She can't know I like her! SHE CAN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT PICTURE!
"What's in here that made you so weird, Eddie-puss?"
I LOVE it when she calls me that. It's an awesome pet name. Wait.
SHE'S GOING TO LOOK AT THE PICTURE!
"It's my camera and I just wanted it back." That's a good excuse, right?
"Then why is it pink?"
Dammit. Forgot about that.
Then I got a good idea.
She was just about to turn it on when I said, "Alice took a picture of me in the shower, without me knowing, to tell everyone that I'm small."
"EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!"
Ha. That's the best joke I've ever heard. She threw it at me and screamed, "ALICE! YOU'RE A SICKO!" she ran out of the room gagging. I love messing with her.
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APOV
"YOU FOOL!!" I screamed at her. How dare she fall for that? "HOW CAN YOU FALL FOR THAT! YOU KNOW I DON'T DO THAT! NOW WE HAVE TO GET IT BACK!!"
I just got the perfect plan……
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EPOV
I was in my room examining the picture. How could she get such a good angle? She was all the way across the room!
Suddenly, the door slammed open.
"Alice, go away. Your not getting it back!"
"It's not Alice." someone said in a seductive voice. The angel.
I looked up and it was Bella. She had a bikini on and her hair was up in a pony-tail.
"Wanna go for a swim?"
Oh wow. Did she like me?
"Uhhh, with Alice and Jasper and Rose and Emmett?" I said in a shaky voice. She was SOOOOOO beautiful. I felt sweat go down the side of my face.
"No silly. Just you and me." while she said it, she slowly walked across the room and perched herself on my lap. Her hands grabbed my face and her lips went dangerously close to mine. I was scared. What should I do?
"Drop the camera on the floor." she whispered. OH GOD!
I did what she told me to, and as soon as I did, Alice bounded into the room and grabbed the camera. Bella jumped up to, and said, "You SERIOUSLY would have kissed me? I thought Alice was lying! SICKO!"
Well, their lines between friends and lovers went dangerously blurred there, huh?
THE SUSPENSE IS PILED ON!
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