The Draco Horror Picture Show

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A/n: And Finally, the last chapter of this wonderful Musical. It just brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?

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Chapter Eleven – I'm Going Home and Super Heroes

Dean and Pavarti told Seamus that it was time to go home to their beloved planet of Transylvania.

SEAMUS:  [Singing] On the day I went away...

EVERYONE:   [Singing] Goodbye...

SEAMUS:     Was all I had to say...

EVERYONE:       Now I...

SEAMUS:     I want to come again, and stay.

EVERYONE:       Oh, my, my...

SEAMUS:     Smile, and that will mean I may.

           'Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies

           Through the tears in my eyes

           And I realize, I'm going home.

EVYERONE:       I'm going home.

SEAMUS:     Everywhere it's been the same...

EVERYONE:       ...feeling...

SEAMUS:     ...like I'm outside in the rain...

EVERYONE:       ...wheeling...

SEAMUS:     ...free to try and find a game...

EVERYONE:       ...dealing...

SEAMUS:     ...cards for sorrow, cards for pain.

           'Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies

           Through the tears in my eyes

           And I realize, I'm going home.

SEAMUS AND EVERYONE ELSE: I'm going home.

PAVARTI: [Talking] How sentimental.

DEAN: And also presumptuous of you.  You see, when I said WE were to return to Transylvania, I referred only to Pavarti and myself.  I'm sorry, however, if you found my words misleading, but you see, you are to remain here, in spirit, anyway. [Pulling out a laser gun bean type thing]

LUPIN:     Great heavens!  That's a laser!

DEAN: Yes, Professor Lupin.  A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.

RON:      You mean...you're going to kill him?  What's his crime?

LUPIN:     You saw what became of Neville.  Society must be protected.

DEAN: Exactly, Lupin.  And now, Seamus Finnegan, your time has come.  Say goodbye to all of this, and hello... to oblivion!

Dean pulled the trigger of the laser bean type thing, killing Seamus. Draco made a fit, and started running everywhere, with Seamus over his shoulder. Dean hit Draco at least a dozen times, killing Draco.

RON:      Good God!

HERMIONE:     Oh!  You killed them!

PAVARTI:   But I thought you liked them.  They liked you.

DEAN: They didn't like me!  He never liked ME!

LUPIN:     You did right.

DEAN: A decision had to be made.

LUPIN:     You're O.K. by me.

DEAN: Professor Lupin, I'm sorry about your nephew.

LUPIN:    Neville?  Yes, well, perhaps it was all for the best, heh, heh, heh.

DEAN:      You should leave now, Professor Lupin, while it is still possible.  We are about to beam the entire house to the planet Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania.  Go...  Now!  Our noble mission is completed, my most beautiful sister, and soon we shall return to the moon-drenched shores of our beloved planet.

PAVARTI:   Ah, sweet Transsexual, land of night.  To sing and dance once more to your dark refrain...To take that - step, to the right...

DEAN AND PAVARTI: HAH!!

DEAN: But it's the pelvic THRUST...

RAVENCLAWS AND HUFFLEPUFFS:  That drives you insane!

PAVARTI:   And our world...will do the Time Warp...again!

Ron, Hermione, and Professor Remus Lupin made their way out of the castle, and the castle blasted off to the planet of Transsexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania.

RON: [Singing] I've done a lot; God knows I've tried

           To find the truth.  I've even lied.

           But all I know is down inside I'm

EVERYONE:       Bleeding...

HERMIONE: [Singing] And super heroes come to the feast

           To taste the flesh not yet deceased.

           And all I know is still the beast is

EVERYONE:       Feeding...

           Ahh, ahh...

AUTHOR: [Singing] And crawling on the planet's face

           Some insects, called the human race...

           Lost in time, and lost in space,

           And meaning.

EVERYONE:       Meaning.

The End.

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A/n: Ah, those two words that end a story. The End.