Hiyas! Just a note: Y U NO REVIEW! I got one review. ONE! Should I just give up?

More importantly: I GOT HALO 4! I will be making references, but no spoilers.

...I wonder how painful the Composer is...

Disclaimer: I don't own Halo. Or Mass Effect, since the stuck-in-alternate-dimension travellers are in the Mass Effect fandom now.

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-3:14:59:59-

Jorge screamed.

"I love this mission." Said Sierra. "Master Noble is too distraught over the loss of his Rainbow Cannon to remember that I hate you, and now have the free time to torture you to my heart's content."

"You have a heart?" Asked Jorge.

"NOT THE POINT!" Shouted Sierra, drawing a sword. "You see this sword? Any wound inflicted with its blade can't be healed. The bleeding will stop, but it never heals."

He cut Jorge's shooting arm off, to prove it. Jorge swore.

"As a plus, the anvil this sword was forged on- Master Noble's bone anvil- was destroyed, when Arbiter cross-gamed to that video game with that guy who can absorb biomass, and foiled my assassination attempt. Now... How do I work this? Oh, yeah." Sierra pressed the button, and Jorge was dumped back into the acid pool.

-3:14:30:00-

"How do we summon this...? Harbringer?" Asked Six.

"Guess." Replied Master Noble vaguely.

"Please don't tell me we don't go find Shepard and have him-or her, depending on which sub-universe where in- and have him say "Harbringer" three times.

"No. Just use the video phone."

"Ah."

"So... How do we activate the video phone?"

There was a pause.

"HARBRINGER HARBRINGER HARBRINER!"

There was a rumbling sound. Then a booming voice.

"WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER!?"

Hey, the bold font is reserved for the rules.

"SAYS WHO, LITTLE NARRATOR!?"

A large anvil landed on Harbringer. Six and Master Noble exchanged glances.

Rule of torturing Spartans 6: The Narrator controls the universe. Do not annoy him or her.

"Well... that takes care of that. You search the left side, I'll check the right. The component we need for the Rainbow Cannon looks like a liquidy-gassy-substance. Here's a vial."

"Isn't there an easier way?" Asked Six.

"Rule 2.5."

Rule of torturing Spartans 2.5: KILL IT WITH FIRE! [Alternative: Nuke it from orbit, fight fire with fire, BURN, BABY, BURN].

"Well, let's enjoy this before we have to go to the Anime fandom." Said Master Noble.

"Have you ever even seen an anime?" Asked Six.

"Nope. I'll just Google - or search that site Arbiter loves so much- to find out what we need about the fandoms we need to visit. Of course, I refuse to enter whatever section that... Moon-magic-sailor anime is in. The one with girls in miniskirts. It's popular, somehow. I still haven't fully recovered from the beating they gave me."

Six chose not to mention that he not only knew the name of said anime, but that it was one of his favourites.

"So, let's N.I.F.O." said Six. "Or would you prefer K.I.W.F?"

"The second one." Chose Master Noble.

"Probably wise." Said Six. After all, Master Nobles radiation immunity spell sheet had been replaced with a note from Sierra saying 'I prepared explosive runes, *Beep*er.

Hey, wait- Isn't that meant to blow up when read?

There was a puff of logic, and Six suddenly looked like he had been in an explosion.

-3:14:15:32-

"Why do we have to meet with diplomats, Arby?"

"I explained already, Chief. The Mass Effect high lord wants to give us help with the mission to restore the Halo fandom. As you know."

"...They just want us to kill the guy who owns the spell piece."

"Enemy mine."

"Arbiter, no more TVtropes, or I kill you and take your sword."

"What the hell, hero?"

"AAARG! *Beep*ING HIGH CHARITY, THIS *BEEP*ED UP PIECE OF *BEEP* OF A STORY *BEEP*ING SUCKS!"

And anvil landed on his head.

Commander Shepard walked through the door.

...Wait, what? I have to describe him/her? No. Someone will get annoyed if I describe- or even specify the gender of- Shepard. S/He will be ambiguous. I'm not going into any detail. And just to throw you off on which class she is, he won't be fighting. You know why? An anvil landed on Shepard's head.

Oh. Wait.

"Interactive narrator." Muttered Arbiter.

"Urge to kill... rising."

-3:14:00:00-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Pain. That reminds me, I need to send that missile..."

-3:13:00:00-

"So, we have one unconscious Eldritch Abomination Robo-Space-Cthulu, and you want to wake it up and get it a girlfriend? Master Noble, I don't think there are female Eldritch Abominations."

"I happen to know that the Anime abomination is female."

"Does it take a form we are familiar with?"

"Dunno, maybe."

-3: 07:34:12-

"I AM A BIOTIC GOD!"

"Arbiter, didn't we kill this pathetic being already? When we got the spell fragment?"

"Back from the dead." Muttered Arby.

"Can I tear its throat out? How about shove its foot so far up its rear that he can taste it?"

Arbiter had learnt, in the paste, while dealing with a grunt, that when the Chief says this, it is not hyperbole.

"What's hyperbole?"

Stop breaking the fourth wall.

"No."

An anvil landed on his head.

...

Damn time restraints. Need to get more computer access.

I promise the chapters will start getting bigger again once I complete all five of my new video games. Halo 4 being the first.

Also, I need to research some more Anime. I've already picked something going in the Anime-crossover-chapter, one of the more popular [but not the most] Anime's on , which burnt my brain looking it up, and apparently has in-story-Master Noble terrified.