The Basics of Magic Paperclip Theory

by Murgerhurgerdur

Based on the famous and well proven M-P Theory created by Adam Amin, with a doctorate in Badassery, this fanfic combines many different animes. What happens when many anime characters end up in the wrong place and meet new characters? Mainly Hetalia and Bleach, with Death Note, Ouran, Fruits Basket, etc. Extreme Crack, Minor OOC-ness, no main pairing.

11. Chapter 10

CHAPTER 10
LOCATION: FRUITS BASKET UNIVERSE

The cat tumbled out right into the arms of Canada. How she got there, no one will know because no one pays attention to Canada. The cat, quite flustered, and apparently able to speak, asked, "Who are you?"

At this Canada burst into tears. He'd had an extremely emotional day. "I'm Canadia..."

At that moment, England woke up. He left the house full of strange children and ventured outside. He ran up next to Shigure and kissed him. They spun in circles and kissed.

CHAPTER 10.5
LOCATION: THE MURGERHURGEDUR VORTEX

America felt a slight tugging at his chest. "Wut?" he eloquently uttered. Suddenly his arm disappeared.

"WHAT!?" shrieked Uryu, about 3 octaves above his usual pitch.

America disappeared completely. His head was the last part to leave. Uryu Ishida was now alone in the Murgerhurgedur Vortex. Crap.

Now then, let me tell you about the Murgerhurgedur Vortex. It is dark. And cold. And there is only one way to get out.

That is...

The power of Love. With a capital L.

And so, when England spun around in circles kissing Shigure, America felt betrayed. Love drew him out of the vortex and crashing into the world of Furuba. Right where England and Shigure were lying in the grass holding hands.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU BLOODY GIT!?" yelled Britain when America landed on top of him. (Fanservice desu!)

"England?" asked America.

"AMERICA!?" shrieked England.

Shigure stared at them with a little smile on his face. There was a little jingle running through the dog man's head. It went like this:

"High school girls, High school girls, Vacation at the hot springs, Towels flying..."

England kicked his newly ex-boyfriend in the shins as he dove towards America and passionately kissed the country on the lips.

Tohru was watching. She had a camera. This was going viral.

Shigure joined her. He liked yaoi too. His favorite anime was Sekai Ichi Hatsukoi. But that's another story. Oh wait, no it's not.