Staying dignified…staying dignified…who are we kidding, this plot wiped out TNT's dignity

ATLAS OF THE ANCIENTS
Chapter 11

Setting: Roxton and that Shoyru mechanic are flying across MOLTEN HOT MAGMA to find their "ostracized" brethren…

Shoyru: I just noez dey has 2 b 'round heer somewherz!!1

Roxton: …wat.

Shoyru: *points off in the distance* LOLS OVER DEREZ!!11one!

(The other pets are fighting a HOOJ MAGMA MONSTER OMG)

Roxton: Looks like we're just in time…

Magma Monster: GROAARRR!!! *takes a swipe at Roxton*

Roxton: :O!! OH NO YOU DIDN'T, GIRLFRIEND.

Shoyru: OMGZ LUK OUT IT'S GOT ARMS.

Roxton: Oh, you asked for it now, firebreath!

Shoyru: Srsly, he cud liek, die frum dat horrible insult, lolz.

Roxton: *rams his body into a group of stalactites* EAT STALAGMITE!

Shoyru: …lolz u mean 'stalactite'

Roxton: WHATEVER. JUST EAT IT.

Magma Monster: Wrrryyyyyyyyy!?! *gets stabbed by the stalactites and sinks into the magma ever-so-dramatically*

Roxton: Gone so soon? I was just getting warmed up! Ha, get it? Warmed up? Because we're surrounded by hot stuff?

Shoyru: Lolz.

Magma neopets: =|

Roxton: Oh, come on! That was hilarious!

Me: Okay, let me get this straight…the magma monster was defeated by falling into magma?

Roxton: Damn straight!

Me: And you killed this magma monster by impaling it with…rocks?

Roxton: Yup. :D

Me: So rock beats…magma?

Roxton: Ayep!

Me: But…that doesn't make any sense.

Roxton: Uh…*shifting eyes* I'm just…that awesome?

Magma Grarrl: I AM INTIMIDATING. WHAT BUSINESS DO YOU HAVE IN THESE CAVES, OUTSIDER? BLAARGH?

Roxton: We're looking for someone who can help us!

Magma Grarrl: RAAARRGH WE DON'T DEAL WITH STRANGERS FROM THE OUTSIDE WORLD. RAAARGH INTIMIDATING.

Magma Gnorbu: Stfu, you idiot. Stop trying to be all big and scary and show some fucking manners.

Magma Grarrl: :'c *sniffles*

Magma Gnorbu: Now, dear guests… I have been expecting you. I have read the signs in the magma and knew this day would come, for I am full of wisdom.

Roxton: Wisdom, eh? Well where's your white beard, huh?

Magma Gnorbu: I have a fire beard. That's infinitely better. Care to touch it?

Roxton: Um, no, I'm good…

Magma Gnorbu: No, please, I insist.

Roxton: No, really, I'm good.

Shoyru: We needz ur halps plz!

Magma Gnorbu: Of course. We will do what we can.

Roxton: Good, because we have no time to lose and it's a long way back through those tunnels.

Magma Gnorbu: Har har har, silly Lutari. I have an uber pwnsome dragon-thing that we can ride on!

Roxton: …sounds trippy.

Magma Gnorbu: Off we goooooo!

(Scene shifts back to Moltara)

Jordie: HERE THEY COME! 8D

Roxton: Here we come! :D

Chomby Mayor: We were beginning to worry. *sad face*

Roxton: If you don't mind, let's just skip the reunion for now. There's work to do.

Clara: Oh, he's so witty. :)

Stabilizer Unit: Uh, guys, magma's spewing out of my top at a rather uncontrolled rate… DO SOMETHING.

Magma Gnorbu: We will take care of the magma. Concentrate, my students!

*All of the magma pets link hands together and stand in a circle around the stabilizer unit*

Magma Pets: Ohm…ohm… OHMMMM

(The Moltara pets loop ropes around the detached pipe from the stabilizer)

Chomby Mayor: Pull those ropes!

*CHAPTER UBRUPTLY ENDS BECAUSE OF SOME LAME ACTIVITY THE NEOPETS PLAYERS HAVE TO DO*

End Ch. 11