A/N: * high fives self* Exactly one week! * fist pumps* Nailed it! Thanks for the reviews/favorites/alerts! Just letting you know, this is probably one of the more stupid stories. Enjoy!

Fun Fact: I had to restrain from using spidey senses multiple times in this chapter. Which is weird because I hate Spider-Man and it wouldn't make any sense.

Disclaimer: I still don't own anything.

Fugitives

It was a warm, sunny day when Alec and Magnus decided to go for a walk, unglamoured. Why did they go unglamoured? They felt like it, that's why.

As they walked, mundanes stopped to stare, some stared in disgust, others in respect.

The couple walked in the park, watching with humor as some mundanes hissed in pain and squinted as the sun reflected off of Magnus' glitter into their eyes.

Holding hands, they continued on, and it went fine until-

"FAGS!" A man yelled. Magnus had centuries to learn to let those comments slide off of him. Sure they still stung but he ignored them. Alec however, immediately tensed.

"Ignore it." Magnus said, squeezing Alec's hand. Alec sighed and nodded, slowly relaxing, until that douche decided to insult Magnus. Magnus himself was too busy staring at Alec to hear the insult but it must have been mean because in a second Alec stopped walking, pulled his hand from Magnus' and stormed over to the guy who was smirking while his friends laughed. "Alec, it's not worth it!" Magnus yelled after his boyfriend. It wasn't that Magnus was against beating some homophobes, but Alec was a Shadowhunter and was trained to kill.

Totally ignoring the sparkly warlock, Alec walked right up to the 'man', drew his arm back, and punched him square in the face. His 'friends' scattered as he fell to the ground, out cold. Magnus walked up and stood next to Alec.

"Well, at least you didn't kill him." He said, shrugging. Alec smiled.

"That is what will happen to anyone who insults you."

"Even Jace?"

"Even Jace, if it isn't all in good fun." Alec said. Magnus grinned and pulled Alec into a hug.

"I love you." He whispered.

"I love you too."

That's when Magnus noticed something on the man's belt. Pulling away from Alec he looked closer.

"Oh shit."

"What?" Alec asked. Magnus pointed to the badge on the belt.

"Alec, you just punched out a cop!"

"So?"

"SO, you could go to jail! WE could go to jail!" Magnus said.

"Why would you go to jail? You didn't do anything."

"I'm an accessory." Magnus said. He grabbed Alec's hand and dragged him to the sidewalk, waving for a taxi. When they got one and were on their way to the flat, Magnus started to get antsy. "What if they search for us?" He asked.

"Magnus, they won't search for us." Alec replied.

"How do you know? Are you a cop?"

"Stop it! It's not like he'll remember us."

"Alec, I am a VERY memorable person."

"We'll just glamour ourselves." Alec said.

"What if we forget to one day and they find us?!"

The cab pulled up to the building. After paying they walked, or ran, up the stairs to the 'safe zone', as Magnus now called the flat. Once inside, Magnus locked the door and paced.

"What if they put up posters? We'll have to flee! We'll be fugitives!" Alec stopped him.

"Calm down!" Alec said while shaking Magnus.

"You're the one shaking me! Maybe you should simmer the fuck down!" Alec stopped and let go.

"Fine."

"If they catch us, we'll be put into gross cells with strange men!" Magnus started up again. Sighing in defeat, Alec threw himself onto the couch and covered his eyes with his arm. "We'll be raped, Alec!" Magnus gasped. "Or worse, they won't take us to jail! They'll kill us! Use our skins for carpets, like those bear ones that people that love walking on dead things have! They'll put our heads on those plate things that go on the walls! Oh, this is terrible!" Magnus had his hands tangled in his hair. He walked over to the couch and sat on Alec's stomach, causing Alec to let out a gust of air. After adjusting so Magnus was beside him, Alec gently pulled Magnus' hands from his hair.

"Magnus, you are a warlock, a simple mundane can't take you down." Magnus looked at him.

"What if it's a SWAT team?"

"Magnus, we fought in a battle that had hundreds of demons and survived. I really don't think a SWAT team will get the better of you." Alec said.

"How do you know?"

"By the angel! Magnus, if you don't shut up, I'll hurt you." That caught Magnus' attention.

"No you wouldn't, because that's called domestic violence and is wrong. It's ALSO something you could go to jail for!" Magnus yelled. Alec stood up and started to walk away. "Where are you going?" Magnus called after him.

"To bed." Was the response. Magnus glanced at the clock.

"Alec, it's four in the afternoon."

"Yeah, well I'm tired of listening to you so I'm going to bed. If the cops show up I'm not here." The bedroom door slammed shut and Magnus was left with silence for company. He sighed. Alec was so dramatic sometimes. He could be right though, Magnus was a warlock and the police were only mundanes. Magnus stood up and stretched. He would admit that the people carpet thing was a little over the top too.

"I've got some imagination." Magnus mumbled while walking to the bedroom. Maybe Alec wasn't asleep just yet.

THE END

A/N: Yeah… I'm not really sure of this one, especially the ending. I make Magnus such an idiot sometimes. Hopefully it was okay. School starts this Friday so I don't know when the next chapter will be up. I do have it written but I'm not proud of it yet. On a totally random note, I think it's Danny Worsnop's birthday today. I'm not totally sure though.. Anyways, how about you drop a review?