Oh My Gosh. So, I just updated like, 21 hours ago, Yay for my speediness! Yah so, still no idea on the kiss scene! I need ideas, so give me a clue. Anyway let's get writing. Also I noticed yet another stupid typo. When it didn't list any names, and I said, I hope I got the right number of zeros, yah. So that was meant to say , so credit to them. SORRY. On with thy questions sweet, not so innocent, reviewers!

Okay so the first few come from a member named Yuki101.

Mori and Kyoya, I want you to sing what is love (which I don't own) and Haruhi sing Wish you were here (that I also don't own). (I hope this id the right song!)

Kyoya: (picks up mike and begins to sing) What is love-love-love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... No more. Baby don't hurt me; don't hurt me, no more.

Mori: What is love? Eh-Yeah.

Kyoya: (Music pauses). Oh I don't know why you're not fair. I give you my love, but you don't care.

Mori: So what is right, what is wrong? Gimme a sign.

Kyoya: What is love-love-love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... No more. Baby don't hurt me; don't hurt me, no more.

Mori: Oooh oh ohhhhh oh uhuh… (x2)

Kyoya: (long music pause) Oh. I don't know. What else can I do? What else can I say? It's up to you.

Mori: Know we are one, just me and you. I can't go on…..

Both: What is love-love-love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... No more. Baby don't hurt me; don't hurt me, no more.

Mori: Oooh oh ohhhhh oh uhuh… (x2)

Both: What is love?

Kyoya: Ohhh ohhh ohhh

Both: What is love?

Mori: Ohhh ohhh ohhh

Both: What is love?

Mori: What is love-love-love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... No more.

Kyoya: (long music pause) I want no other! No other love. This is our life, our time. When where together, I need you forever.

Both: Is it love?

Kyoya: What is love-love-love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... No more

Mori: What is love-love-love, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me... No more

Both: Yeah (x2) Oooh oh ohhhhh oh uhuh.

Kyoya: What is

Both: Love

Me: Wow! I love that song! I also like build me up buttercup. It's awesome.

Me: Why do you build me up? Buttercup, baby, just to let me down. And mess me around. And then…

(Realizes everyone is staring)

Hikaru: You're pretty good.

Me: Thank you. Anyway, next dare time.

Haruhi: Umm, I can't sing, and I don't know that song.

Me: Please?

Haruhi: FINE. I threw a wish in the… (Shatters window and everyone covers ears)

Me: OKAY. We get the point.

Kyoya, I've got a strange urge to see you kiss Tamaki.

Kyoya: Huh….

(Leans in, as if to kiss Tono, then reaches around him, and gives him a wedgie)

Tamaki: EHHHHHHH, MOMMY!

Kyoya: You deserved that Blondie.

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Okay so now a new member has a dare, their name is ilurveanime

Kyouya, dance to the gummy bear song.

Haruhi: Yah, this will be interesting.

Kyoya: I don't dance.

Me: Come on its fun!

Kyoya: (grumbles) fine.

Honey: YAY! Fun, fun, fun!

(Gummy bear music video comes on, and gummy bear is in car)

(Kyoya starts swaying to music awkwardly and tries not to look cool, while Jem moon walks in background with Honey and Tamaki)

Now some from suomynoa

Hey Haruhi! Do your neighbors know that you dress as a guy?

Haruhi: Yep. Some of them anyway. They don't have a problem with it, and understand that it's not really a bi deal.

Mori: That's nice.

Club, have a fashion show for your customers!

Hikaru and Kaoru and Kaoru emerged from behind the curtain, greeted by screaming. This show had been their idea, and they had supplied the clothing. As they walked down the catwalk, the music became upbeat and devilish. Red ad green spotlights shone down on them, and the stopped to wrap their arms around each other in a pose.

They had on glittery rock star heels, eyeliner, and baggy red shirts with tight black jeans. They looked like eighties rockers. Once they turned and walked back, passing Tamaki.

The host king was blowing kisses, and making girls faint with 'call me' signals. He had on a traditional Chinese kimono, with blue and green flowers, a red belt, and reed sandals. Behind him was Mori, silently sliding by in a white tank top, red leather pants, and a Paris style scarf.

Behind him totted Honey, wearing a cowboy hat, boots, and a blue top and fur pants. In his hands he clutched a rocker, leather clad, Usa-Chan.

Finally Kyoya strode by, with his girlfriend Haruhi on his arm. He had on shades, a black silk top, and white denim jeans. Haruhi was wearing a long black gown, with pearls and heels.

Hope you liked it! I wanted to have Renge in an ice cream cone, but she said no!

Renge: Ice cream isn't smeaxy!

Me: And the word smeaxy is?

One last thing. Kiss Kaoru AND Hikaru ON THE LIPS in front of Tamaki.

Haruhi: (Leans in, kisses Hikaru and the Kaoru, teasing with their hair)

Tamaki: MY PRECIOUS DAUGHTER!

One more from Twib.

Kyoya, do you think people are taking these questions to seriously?

Kyoya: This is the host club. What else would they do?

When Tamaki is old (like his fifty, or, something) do you think he'll be a pedophile?

Tamaki: Wha-(is cut of when Renge drags him from room)

Twins: He already is one. So why not?

Kyoya: Studies say, yes.

Me: What twisted pervert would study th-? Oh. RIGHT, this is you after all.

Kyoya: SO rude.

Okay so more later. I HAVE TO GO. Sorry :(